Friday, 29 July 2016

A Ten Woofer Morning!

Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret here!

It has been hard work today, there we were, trying to get some sleep when there is this crashing and bashing coming from down stairs, The Missus was being 'Inspired'!

The bed was just as bad, Holly and I were trying to catch up on our nights snooze but Old Two Legs was doing a good impression of TM snoring, but not so loud!

After OTL had finished his breakfast, which he takes with May and April, (the ferrets), we headed off to the beach.

OTL, keeping his eye open for stray woofers, spotted a group of Two Legs having a 'Gas'!

He identified the TL and then added up the number of woofers they walk every morning.

OTL reckons there was ten woofers there!

A Ten Woofer Meeting!
 We decided that we would stay away 'cos the ferrets don't get on with strange woofers. You see, OTL has spread the word that if a ferret sinks their teeth into a woofers nose, it is likely to drop off!

So all those woofers are kept on leads or ssh'ed away if they get too close to OTL who would be holding the ferrets!

Not that it was true, but it does get the attention of the TL's!

Down on the beach April had a wee then decided the ferret bag was too tempting and got OTL to put her back.

May had a wonderful time rolling in the wet sea weed and getting excited. You cal always tell when a ferret is getting excited, all the hairs on their tail sticks up in the air!

These sniffs are wonderful!
 Back home OTL was 'Doing Paperwork' 'cos the end of July is close and that means it is 'End of Year' time.

OTL set up his business 1st August 1994 and would you believe it, he got his first bouncing cheque on 22nd September 1994!

He keeps talking about retiring but is having too much fun and where would he get the money to buy our nibbles from?

Lunchtime we were out again and it was a little warmer. Freddy got a bit warm and kept stopping for rest. Really he just wanted a carry and a look at the scenery from six feet off the ground!

Hey! I can see for Miles!
This afternoon OTL was back working on the paperwork which he says is so boring he was finding it hard to stay awake!

We will be glad when he finishes!

Tomorrow we have visitors, so OTL has told us we have to be on our best behaviour!

As if!

See you all tomorrow!


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.


  1. Evening little maties. Goodness gracious me, fancy Mrs TM being inspired in the middle of the night, people just don't understand wot it is to be a woofer living with a genius, it's hard work, not that I live with genius's. Glad you all enjoyed your visit to the beach even if there was a 10 woofer meeting. Miss May does look very excited. Hope Miss April enjoyed her carry and the views. I bet the world looks very interesting from 6 feet up in the air. I hope that was the only bouncing cheque OTL received, he should get a ferocious woofer to bit the butt of anyone who does that. It's rained on and off today but it's still been very warm. I went down the shops this morning to get my cuddles off of Brenda and when I came out of the shop there was a TL eating a sarnie, well I went on tippy toe to try and mug a bit but he wouldn't part up, my mum had to pick me up and carry me away cos I wasn't giving up trying. Some TL's are just so greedy. My mum and my boy carried down his mattress today cos he was getting a new one, later on they carried it back up cos the new one isn't coming today now, I was looking forward to trying it out. Well I think it's time for a pre dinner snooze so I hope you all have a lovely evening with plenty of muggings. Have fun with your visitors tomorrow and tell OTL that you are always on your best behaviour. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and Mr Nipper xxxxxxxx

  2. I have never seen a ferret tail looking like one of those bottle brush plants, Miss May must have been very excited. Guess they wouldn't like to be part of a ten woofer meeting and with you two that would be twelve, too many woofers. Glad Archies mum and boy are getting their exercise carrying a mattress about, did they take him to the shop to test it out first? Be on your best behavior tomorrow with "the visitors", probably have TM up early again crashing about with the jet powered thingy, poor little woofers you have such a hard life. Love Freddys' picture, such a cute face, ahh. Hope OTL gets his paperwork done soon, once it is finished it is over and he can relax, vicious circle work makes paperwork, paperwork makes work, work makes money and money means you all live in the manner you are accustomed to so no contest really. xxxxxx