Wednesday, 10 February 2016

A Pile of Ferret Poo goes to waste!

Hi Woofers!

We are back again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and finally, Freddy de Ferret!

First thing this morning we were expecting a bit more sun than we actually got! Holly spotted a bit of blue sky and Miss May said she saw some blue sky!

A  Good Day?
Down on the beach May was having a great time in the Sea Kale again, mind you, I can't see the attraction my self, it sniffs of too much salt!

Can we grow one of these in the garden?
We heard some woofing in the distance but couldn't see any woofers, but that didn't stop me from doing my 'Imposing Pose'!

Me, doing 'The Pose'
It's a woofer thing to make you look all sort of big, mean and impressive!

Lunchtime, Fred and Wendy came out with us. We couldn't have a game on the beach 'cos the tide was right in and it was a Spring Tide which means it was right up the top of the beach, in fact it was sloshing against the Sea Wall!

We kept away and headed for the grass path where we all had a sniff and a roll!

Hard work this rolling about!
As we were getting closer to the car park we met up with a young woofer who had just given permission to go out in the big world after having her second injection! We all said hello and had a sniff. Except for the ferrets who stayed away 'cos OTL said that little woofers had sharp teeth!

New Woofer on the Beach!
Back home Old Two Legs was trying on his new jacket he got the last time we stopped at Gretna Green. He said it was very warm but needs a scarf to keep out the wind around his throat!

So, picture this, OTL, prancing around with his new jacket and throwing a scarf around his neck and blowing kisses at himself in the mirror!

Holly said he needs some worming tablets and a dose of Cod Liver Oil!

We were glad to hear that Nipper is getting on well with Archie Babe but we are a bit concerned that his diet seems to be lacking iron.

When he was with us he often went out and mugged a Mini Two Legs on their way to school and pinched their bike, which he ate when he got home!

OTL said that he has checked the shed and his bike is still there, rusting away through non use!

Now, did you know that ferret poo is supposed to keep rats away? Well, according to Lisa-Marie that is correct and she wanted some to try! All our ferrets said they would be pleased to contribute and set about increasing their 'Production Rate'!

The ferret food consumption has increased and the stowage bucket has been slowly getting fuller each day.

Today we hear the order has been cancelled 'cos collection clashes with Valentine's Day!

So, what's the problem? 

Right, we are off to see what is muggable and OTL is to decide what he is going to do with the ton and a half of Ferret Poo!

Bye for now!


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.