Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Fall Over Freddy de Ferret here!
It's the last working day before Easter and as normal, Old Two Legs has been rushing around like a ferret with it's tail on fire!
We got a 'Fast Walk' this morning on the beach and then it was back to the car 'cos there was a big order that just had to be shipped today!
I mean, they are not going to get delivery until Tuesday and more than likely they will have a few extra days off anyway. So, whats the rush?
These Two Legs really must get their priorities in order!
Well, to add a little bit more fun to the occasion, I found this whacking great pile of poo that was calling to me!
I had a sniff,
Then I had another sniff and, well, one thing led to another and I was tied up in the back of the car and taken home where I got washed from the top of my nose to the tip of my tail!
|Just get a load of this!|
You Betcha it was!
Lunchtime I got the 'Woofers Warning' from OTL, so I stayed out of trouble and just sniffed around with Freddy!
|Mmmm Ferret Wee!|
Now, he wasn't really deep enough for swimming but it was certainly some Deep Paddling!
|This tastes Muddy!|
He found a rock buried in the sand and spent some time trying to work out if it would do as a Weeing Rock!
|Well, it's big enough but how do you get up there?|
He tried a couple of 'Roll Overs' but no one was taking any notice so he tried the old 'Sad Eye' look and that worked for a little while but as soon as he got to the bench, he had to run the rest of the way on his own paws!
|I only want a Little Carry!|
They have got to go back in seven days but we don't expect any problems to appear!
OTL managed to get all the stuff down to the carriers and now he just has to clear up all the paperwork!
ow, Holly and I have been having a chat about young Archie Babes problem. We mean that bad mannered Bozo who thinks it is OK to mess up a Woofers Toy Box, Pinch his 'Treat Ball' and then mess up his Blanket!
So we got this idea.
Wot you do is to wait until the next time he comes visiting and the Two Legs are busy gassing. Then you sneak over to where he is sitting, do a big wee on the carpet next to where he has plonked himself.
Then get Mr Nipper to scream out and point towards the wet patch and the Bozo while you are tucked up pretending to be asleep on your cushion!
He will get Doggy Scoff for a month!
Now, is that sneaky enough or wot?
We were in the office when OTL ordered up our anti tick stuff and he had to describe me 'cos it has always been Holly who had her name on the form!
OTL said he was going to describe me as a Smelly Woofer but in the end put down Dog!
Have a good time over Easter and claws crossed for some good weather!
Bye bye for now.
Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.