Monday 25 September 2017

We're back!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret have all arrived back home, safe and sound!

We got woken up by The Missus at six thirty this morning! She was marching up and down the caravan, opening and closing doors putting stuff in the 'Traveling' place in the caravan so whatever it is doesn't get thrown about and damage the woodwork!

We didn't bother with breakfast, except the ferrets who said they would fade away if they didn't have food on a regular basis!

Holly and I are like that, but it must be the food that Old Two Legs or TM has 'cos that always tastes better than our Scoff!

Hey! Seems like I have made another whoopsy, I can't get my Missies, Mollies and Millies all mixed up!

I blame it on TM, she has a way of getting us all confused and mixed up!

So, we will settle on Miss Mollie unless we get told otherwise!

We have been out down the beach this afternoon to check out the sniffs and there are loads of new ones we came across!

OTL wouldn't let me go in swimming and to be honest, looking at the size of the waves I don't think I would have enjoyed it!

The caravan has now been unloaded and most of the stuff is put away, OTL is looking at the loads of emails that have come in, sorting out the rubbish from the orders!

TM says we are going to have a kebab tonight 'cos she and OTL are going on a diet!

It is going to be a 'Salad' sort of diet and the kebab is the 'Last Goodbye' to tasty food and onto 'Green Food' with no chips!

OTL weighs in a ninety two kilogrammes which is just over his BMI (Body Mass Index) and if he can lose a bit from around his tummy, he'll be a happy puppy!

TM is keeping quiet about her weight, so we expect her to tell fibs about how much she has lost!

OK, must go, the kebab shop has opened!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.

2 comments:

  1. Evening little maties. Glad you've all arrived home safe and sound. Now Daisy, you got me confuddled, all this talk of whoopsys, not to us here, a whoopsy is an accidental poo. You're right it is Mollie. I expect you and Holly chops will get to meet her soon. She's very little but I was a gentleman and I was very careful when she visited me. Hope Mrs TM's crafty stuff arrived home safely and not scattered around. Now, my boy is on a diet and he has lost a stone in 2 weeks .......... I can't see where he lost the stone and I've sniffed all round the garden for it, but it isn't there. My mum says kebabs are healthy cos they come with salad so maybe Mrs TM and OTL should eat more of them ........ just think, all that salad, they'll soon loose pounds. Mind, my boy goes out in the garage on this big machine thingy, and he walks miles but he still stays in the same place ........ bonkers if you ask me. My mum reckons I still need to loose a bit of weight but winter is coming and I need a bit of insulation against the cold. Hope you manage to mug a bit of the kebab, they do sniff very tasty. Have a good evening all and enjoy being back in your own comfy bed. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and Mr Nipper xxxxxxxxxx

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  2. So glad you are home safe and sound and that you don't seem to have left anything important behind. Have you unpacked the dinosaurs yet or are you leaving them in the caravan? It seems that OTL ,and TM have been piggy piggies whilst on holiday putting on loads of weight, it must be all the take always and chips and ice creams, I don't think lettuce in October is a good idea, I shall wait to see what happens on the next Allhallows Crop, Barbara Cleggett can always make carrot cakes I suppose! We will see what happens, we rely on you to tell us everything, spill the beans. πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ₯—πŸ₯—πŸ₯—πŸš΄‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴🏾🚴🏾🚴🏾, that's the way to do it. xxxxxx

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