It's Daisy & Holly back again!
We were out smarted by Old Two Legs last night, you see, we normally like to go to bed with our chews. We get in our beds and tuck the chew under our chin or tucked into our tummy so it is safe all night.
Then, about midnight, one of us will get up for a stretch or a wander around the house, just to check that all is safe and sound.
When we get back we find that our chew has gone! Then the fight starts, it normally starts with Holly or me woofing and growling, then The Missus starts to growl and then OTL does his 'Get back to bed' type of woof and we all settle down for a couple of hours, then it starts all over again!
Last night OTL pinched both of our chews and put them on top of the chest of drawers where we could see them but not get to them! Drat! Double Drat and Bother!
We made up for it this morning and jumped up and gave them both the old 'Wet Nose in the Ear' trick, that got them awake!
OTL took us out for our midday run and we went back to the Sand Hills, this time we were playing pirates and castles again but this time we were the pirates! We reckoned it would be dead easy capturing the castle 'cos OTL couldn't climb up the Hill to defend the castle!
OTL says he has 'Friends' and told us of the 'Monster Bunny' who put the Sand Hills there in the first place and how he would eat us for lunch!
|No Bunnies Here!|
|No Bunnies Here!|
|Chicken of the move!|
I told him to be careful 'cos he may end up with a sore bit and be very unhappy for a week or so!
|If the vet says cough, DON'T! Just sit down and smile!|
He said we didn't know what we were talking about and I told him of my time with a sore tummy. That made him think but we still think he didn't believe us.
But he will, oh yes, he will!
Be warned Max, if ever they start talking about getting you 'done', leave the cushion alone for a while and just sit there and smile at them.
It'll confuse the hell out of them!
OK, we're off to bed now, OTL has taken our chews away and put them on the desk in the office, so that has blown our fun for the night, just wait until the morning, a cold wet nose is heading his way!
Bye bye for now!
Daisy & Holly