Friday 25 December 2020

T'was Christmas Day in The Workhouse!

Merry Christmas Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.

We have had a super day today; we woke up early and made sure Old Two Legs was up as well! The Missus took all the prezzies downstairs!

Holly and I went down and inspected every one and like good woofers we sat there waiting for OTL to come down. While we were waiting, we sang the song that OTL taught us last night, mind you he was down the wrong end of a bottle of bubbly!

Anyway, it went like this!

T'was Christmas day in the workhouse,

The best time of the year.

The workers were all merry, their bellies full of beer,

In strode the workhouse master and looked around the halls, 

He wished them a Merry Christmas, and they all shouted *****!

The work master got angry and swore by all the gods, 

They'd get no Christmas Pud today and he called them soppy ****!

Up stood the eldest worked his face as bold as brass,

We don't want your Christmas Pudding,

Go stick it up your ****!

As I said, he was well down a bottle of bubbly!

 OTL came down after he got dressed and we opened a couple of prezzies from Archie Babe and I tell you those Woofer Blankets will come in right handy and those nibbles are just what the vet ordered!

The ferrets were getting restless so we headed out for our walk in the mud. It had to be mud 'cos there was no snow!

 No Snow!

 Back home we headed for our bed while the ferrets opened their prezzies. Eric was first out of the cage and headed down stairs but Wendy was a sleepy head and took some time to get up, then, once she was up there was the morning wash in the shower which took a little while longer.

 A girls just gotta have a morning dip!

 By the time she came down stairs Eric had opened both prezzies with the squeaky rubber balls, then set about helping TM open her prezzies as well! After that he set about looking into OTL's prezzies but OTL got his in a bottle, so no luck there!

Eric and Wendy join forces to sort out our nibbles!

Wendy had a bash at the other bottle in a bag but gave up when she couldn't open the cork!


Erick had a bash at OTL's prezzie and managed to find the bookwhich was all about mountain climbing in Scotland!

 

 Now TM got a prezzie that electrically squirted some smelly stuff into the air and makes the room sniff of flowers or some other thing.

Well, being technical, OTL was given it to assemble and he loaded it all up and installed the two batteries, screwed the base in and had a sniff, no sniff. Then he found out that he had to switch it on!

Well, OTL was sniffing at the same time as he switched it on and a whacking great squirt of stuff came out of the top like a geezer and straight up OTL's nose!

He coughed and spluttered and his nose went a funny colour then his eyes watered and he was coughing and spluttering some more.

It didn't help that TM was laughing her tail off!

We had a super Christmas Dinner and we are all sitting down watching a DVD and trying to stay awake!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret!