Saturday, 6 August 2016

Deep, Deep Poo!

Hello Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret!

What a day we have had, well, holly and me anyway!

You see, we headed off to the beach this morning, all good and early but met up with all the other woofers when we got to the beach!

That means Old Two Legs was in panic mode keeping the ferrets away from the woofers!

Holly tried to help out a woofed that Bozo Pup Marley away and he got all upset and ran off!

One nil to Holly Chops!

So, Old Two Legs not very happy 'cos he didn't take any pictures!

We got back to the car park when Holly and I caught a sniff on the breeze that just called for some serious investigation!

While OTL put the ferrets back in the car and made sure they had a drink, Holly and I were in doggy heaven!

We rolled and then dived and then rolled and the dived and then rolled again!

Then OTL arrived!

We were covered in fresh poo from our ears to the tip of our tails!

You know we were not allowed into our bed on the way home and instead we got tied up to the metal loop in the back of the car and driven home, with all the windows open!

Holly and I got a bath like wot we have never been given before!

OTL had to wash and scrub and wash and scrub and that was just to get the poo off his hands before he started on us!

It was not the best way to start the weekend, getting washed I mean!

By the time OTL had finished we had gone through four washes and a good rinse!

If it was a washing machine it would have been called 'Intense'!

We were packed of to the 'Naughty Room' while OTL cleaned the ferret cages and when we were let out OTL wasn't talking to us, at all!

We stayed well away in case he decided to wash us again!

Getting on towards midday I went up to OTL and in my best 'Woofer Language' told him we were sorry and wouldn't do it again!

Mind you, the lunchtime walk wasn't much fun, I mean, the ferrets on a lead to one side while Holly and I were on a lead to the other side!

Anyone would think he didn't trust us!

See you all tomorrow!


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.