Hello All!
Woke up this morning to Hissin Chrissy sniffing around the garden near to where the bird feeders are, well, I'm not having her upsetting the birds in my garden, so woof,woof I went.
Actually, it was more like a gang of screaming Apache's on the war path, you get the idea!
It must have surprised the life out of Chrissy because she spun around and shot off down the garden, trouble was, the stone statue of a pigeon was in the way. Now Chrissy is a Pussy Cat and is made of fur, fat and teeth, the pigeon on the other hand is made of reconstituted stone and is hard and unforgiving, I know, I tried chewing it one day!
Chrissy, being full of guilt at whatever she was doing, had decided that a VFX (Very Fast eXit) was called for, unfortunately she had not reckoned with the pigeon.
Head down, tail straight out the back and looking back to see how close I was, she just didn't see where she was going.
Her VFX got faster as fear triggered the 'What the!..........get out Fast!' feeling that shoved her running speed into 'turbo boost with after burners'!
To me, it seemed like everything was happening in slow motion, me woofing, Chrissy VFX'ing, Pigeon doing the 'I'm Big and Hard & 'We shall not be moved' bit.
Chrissy ran straight into the pigeon.
Woof, Hiss, Meow, Thud, Meow, Hiss, Woof!
Ouch! Said the pigeon as it fell over.
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| My head Hurts! |
Well that's how to start the day!
I was still laughing at lunch time!
See you tomorrow,
Daisy
