Wednesday, 12 July 2017

No Paddles Again!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret again!

Wot a day, it's all been happening today!

First of all Izzy's mum is getting kicked out of bed to do some walking exercises. She knows that it will be a bit painful but 'Grit Yer Teeth and Suck it Up Girl' it won't last for long!

Pretty soon she will be back doing her ballet dancing!

Then Auntie Sue going for some dustbin lid pills, Holly reckons they are worming tablets 'cos all worming pills are that size!

Never mind, stick some Tomato Ketchup on them and they don't taste so bad!

I have to have a tablet every other day and the only way I will take it is if it is hidden under some Blue cheese and on a small cracker!

Posh or wot?

Down here, last night, it rained and looking at the weather gizmo in Old Two Legs office, it rained twelve millimetres!

That is a lot of rain and it didn't even wake him up!

Mind you, it filled to pond up to the top!

Down on the beach, the tide was out, so no paddles. Freddy said he didn't feel like digging and asked permission to go to sleep or get carried!

That rain kept me awake all last night!
Miss May was not better, she dug a small hole and curled up in it for a snooze!

Wake me up when I've had my snooze!
 I didn't get a swim, mind you, the waves were a bit big and on top of that, the water looked a bit mucky!

Well, maybe not today!
Now, Archie Babe, I had to look up wot that thing is they stuck in your leg and I'm glad I've never had one! You must be very brave to have that stuck in you, never mind how many cuddles they give you!

As for collecting poos, OTL collects our poos every day but he throws them in the bin, wonder why the vet wants them?

Do you reckon your poo is worth something? I mean, I've heard of the goose who lays the Golden Egg but never a Woofer doing anything that has gold in it, unless they have swallowed a gold chain!

Let's hope it is all better soon or you start pooing golden balls!

Bye bye for now!


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.