Thursday 3 September 2020

Bald Butts!

 Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret here.

Well, it happened, after a good run this morning, joined by Eric! we had some fun playing 'Hunt the Squeaky Ball' then it came to lunch time and instead of heading off to the sea side, Old Two Legs got the hair cutting stuff out of the shed!

There is the 'Table of Death' and the 'Executioners Chair'  followed by the 'Jet Powered Hair Drier'! Then there's the 'Dunking Bucket' which is used to store 'Acid Based Shampoo'!

Holly said OTL was pretending and that he had received instructions from The Missus to clear up the shed.

I didn't agree 'cos OTL also got the shavers and scissors and that blindfold that goes over your eyes so you can't see when your getting shaved!

Next thing we see is OTL with the harnesses and a smile on his chops as he asked if we wanted to go for a walk?

Does a dog like sniffs?

So, off we went and enjoyed a super time on the beach, rolling in the sand and not getting told off either!

We couldn't work it out why OTL wasn't telling us not to roll in the sniffs!

Well, that lasted until we got home and I was first to get invited to enter the shower cubical and I got it, shmapoo in every orifice I posses! 

All that sand and sniff got washed out of me and down the plug hole!

I mean, what a thing to do to a puppy!

Well, that was followed by that 'Jet Powered Hair Drier' thingy that blasted away so hard that I thought my hair was being blown away!

Well, I won't go into too many details but I lost a couple of kilos of hair and my butt got shaved as well. 

It was just the same for Holly and she got shaved as well but when she was let loose, she dragged her butt over the carpet cos it was itchy!

I was lucky, that didn't happen to me but I think the anti tick stuff goes on tomorrow and that itches!

See you all tomorrow.

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.