Tuesday 21 July 2020

Happy Birthday Archies Boy!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.

OK, now you all know who's birthday it is today? So, we are going to sing our Happy Birthday Song, so, after twenty six, ready............?

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24......25........26............

Happy Birthday Mr Boy
Have you got your birthday toy
Kick it all around the garden
Just don't step in the Poo!

Now what prezzies did he get? Bet he got some chews and then maybe a Raw Hide Chew and a bag of tennis balls so he can play with Archie Babe in the lounge!

The weather has been here and there today, it started off nice and warm with some bright fluffy clouds.

Yep! That's wot we call fluffy!
 Down on the sea front there were not so many Two Legs today, mind you, we pulled into the first car park and it was solid with cars but when we got to the beach we couldn't see any of them, like they had all disappeared into the bushes!

Where have all the TL's gone, long time passing!
Mind you, I didn't mind cos OTL took off my harness when we were at the top of the hill and I stood there looking at the water, then he coughed and I was off like a shot!

Shall I, shall I, maybe I will, Shall I..............................
 Then I was off!

Next stop the water!

Oooh! It cools down all the important bits!
Holly stayed up on the sea wall while I had a super paddle.

Then we headed off back to the car, with a short stop at the bench on top of the hill.

As we were going through the forest, Holly and I met up with this sniff,  I mean, this was a sniff you could die for, a sniff that said 'Roll In Me!'

So we did.

OTL just kept on wandering on ahead not realising we had stopped!

After a little while we caught him up................

Well, we were poo'ed up from nose to tail and all over our backs down to our tails and all the way around our legs, and the poo, it was attracting flies from all over the place!

We stunk!

Back home we were marched straight up to the shower and proceeded to get the soapiest shower we had ever had. There were lumps of poo floating around the shower and we were blasted with the power shower head that can strip paint at sixty feet!

It was horrid!

It was wet and we didn't like it a bit!

Well, it took a while before we were blasted clean and it took four towels to dry us off and we got told to sit in the corner and not say a word.

I mean, they had bacon sarnie for lunch and we didn't get a sniff, not even a tiny bit of bacon, just ..................SIT! AND STAY!

Never mind, maybe Archie Babe's Boy will share his Plawn Clackers with us tonight!

See you tomorrow.

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.