Brambles tries to be a Woofer!

Hi Woofers!

Here we are again, Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr 'Butch' Brambles!

You know what? He has been at it again! That sneaky Brambles was caught raiding our food bowls again. This time he had both front paws in the bowl and tipping it up so he could get right inside!

You know, these are really tasty!

Holly stuck her head in, just to check he wasn't eating the chicken but he was too busy chomping away on the Chicken Biscuits!

I have decided that I'm going to be a Dog, especially if I can eat this stuff!

That was it, Mr Brambles has now become a Dog. He has always been a 'Woofer' 'cos he is one of our family but now he wants to become a Dog!

Holly and I had a bet on how long it would last. Holly said it would last until he got fed up with our Doggy Biscuit!

We headed out for our morning walk and when we got to the car park, Old Two Legs let us out then opened the ferret travel cage.

Mr Brambles stuck his head out, said 'Woof' and then asked it there were any cats around he could chase!

OK, where are the cats?

Brambles then told us that in future he was to be called 'Butch' 'cos that is what a serious dog should be called!

'OK', we said, come on Butch, let's find some sniffs!

Butch said that he would stay with Miss Snowflake to keep her safe in the Ferret Bag until we came across a good 'Doggy Sniff'!

Come on Butch, there's a really good sniff here!

'Butch' stuck his head out and asked OTL to put him down. Over he ran and had a sniff, then he fell over onto his back, 'Pheeew! Wot A Stink!' he said and rushed back to OTL to be put back in the bag!

Mmm! says Holly, 'I think we may have lost a Doggy!

Down on the beach 'Butch' was acting more like a ferret now, running backwards, cuddling Snowflake and asking OTL for a cuddle!

Miss Snowflake said that it was good to have her Ferret Mate back 'cos she didn't fancy snuggling up to a Dog for the rest of the day!

I'm staying a Ferret thank you!

Miss Holly saw a strange new thing on The Sea Wall, it was a load of rocks!

I bet it was a shower of Meteorites says Holly, she knows these things does Holly Dog!

Mmmm! Meteorites!

OTL said that he thinks that someone has dragged some of the rocks from the rock pools, up the side of the sea wall. Holly on the other paw says that they come from Outer Space!

Back home we all did our duties, us eating breakfast and OTL shoveling ferret poo!

He gets all the best jobs!

We had some stuff to deliver so Holly and I got to sit in the front seat of the Big Car!

On the way back we stopped off at The New Park! We haven't been there for a while and it was great to catch up on the 'Sniffs'!

There were a couple of Woofers who were a bit 'Yappy' made so much noise that Holly had to give them a 'Woofers Growl' which is Doggy Speak for 'Shut The Woof Up!'

That's better! We don't do loud!

Further on we came across a couple of young heifers who told us that they had been told that they mustn't talk to woofers!

We don't Do Dogs!

We met up with a load of woofers out there in the park and I was getting a bit tired of being chased around!

Quick, pick me up!

Back home we enjoyed a good snooze after finishing off the chicken and Holly asked if we should take some of our biscuits up to 'Butch' but in the end we decided it might look as though we were making fun of him!

Us? Make fun of 'Butch'? Never!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr 'Butch' Brambles!