Friday, 31 October 2014

Sorting The Bozo's Out!

Hi Woofers!

Here we are again, Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles!

Wot a Super Day! Loads of sunshine and some fun as well!

It started off this morning when the ferrets were talking about 'The Big Ferret' who lives up in the clouds and looks after the ferrets that have crossed The Rainbow Bridge.

Holly wanted to know if there was a 'Big Woofer in The Sky' but no one had heard of that one and I thought that we may get lumped in with the Two Legs cos as it is said, we are a TL best friend!

Old Two Legs didn't have and information on the subject and was unsure what happens in the end.

Down on the beach, OTL took a picture and then he started to play around with the Photoshop program he has in his computer and then showed us that there was really a Big Ferret in the sky!

Mind you, it looks a lot like Brambles!

It's The Big Ferret in The Sky!
When the ferrets were on the beach, a woofer arrived on the Sea Wall and was taking too much interest in the ferrets. First he growled then he came down the steps, onto the beach and called out.........

Do they taste like chicken?
That was it, you don't try to mess with our family and think you can get away with it! Both Holly and I gave out our 'War Cry' and went woofing towards him.

Him being a Bozo of the First Order, turn tail and shot up the steps to get away from us!

I was only joking!
That sorted him out, silly woofer, thinking he could get away with that!

It was the same at lunchtime, there we were, having a gentle stroll along the Sea Wall when a couple of male Bichon Frise woofers came bounding up to us doing the old 'Look I'm Big and Butch'.

Well, they got just too close to both Holly and me and when OTL stopped and spoke to their owner we both did the 'Warning Growl' which roughly translated goes something like, 'GetYourSnottyWetNoseFromUnderMyTailOrI'llBiteBothYourLegsOffAndFeedThemToTheGulls!'

Gerroff Bozo!
Their owner got all worried and clipped them both on their leads!

That'll teach them some manners for next time!

Holly and I had a good chuckle after they had been marched off!

Sorted them out!
You don't mess with us and think you can get away with it!

The Missus is playing at Glue & Glitter all week end, so we reckon we will be able to watch the F1 racing without too much interference!

Have a good weekend!


Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.