Tuesday, 3 April 2018

Are you The Ferret Man?

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret back with you again!

Well, we have decided that unless we are super luck or fall out of bed in the very early hours, our chance of a colourful sunrise has gone with the wind!

At the moment it is Old Two Legs who get;s up at six in the morning and it is still darkish but by the time he has had his shower and got his clothes on, the sun is up above the horizon!

Not the best we've seen!
 Holly and I didn't wait to see the results 'cos Holly had already explained all about the the earth rotation and the effect of the Jet Stream and stuff like that!

She can be right clever sometimes!

........and another thing you have to take into account is El NiƱo........
'Who's Ele Ninoo?'
We had some fun when The Missus forgot to shut the bedroom door when Old Two Legs let Eric and May out for their rampage.

Holly got all protective about her Bonio and Little Miss May was trying to work out how to get it and Eric was hiding under the pillow keeping out of the way!

Eric the Brave?

Lunchtime was fun, we got down to the football field and I found the ball under the front seat. OTL threw it across the field and off I went!

Now, as you know, I don't do 'Fetch' and I don't do 'Retrieve' either! So, when I got the ball I headed off, well away from OTL and started to kill the ball!

Kill! Kill! KILL!
I do love a really good ball killing! I'm sure I must be related to the ferrets 'cos they love killing the toys as well!

If he wants it, then he'll have to catch me!
We headed off towards the shore and were met by a couple of Bozo woofers dancing about. Holly and I kept back 'cos those types of woofers are just too big for us to play with!

The Two Legs that were with them asked if one of the woofers belonged to us!

As if!

Then one of the TL's asked, 'Are you The Ferret Man?'

'Yes' says OTL 'I answer to that name'

Seems they often see OTL walking the ferrets but have never got close enough 'cos they think the ferrets may attack their woofer!

As If!

Mind you, it's a good idea!

See you all tomorrow.


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.