Tuesday, 8 August 2017

Guess Wot?

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret back with you again!

Tomorrow Miss May is off to the vet so she can get stabbed. The ferrets get stabbed against Distemper every two years. Us woofers get stabbed once a year!

Now I reckon there is something wrong there, I mean, what has a ferret got that spreads out the  Distemper stuff for two years?

Still, Old Two Legs says that May should look on it as a good thing 'cos not many ferrets get a Distemper Jab for their birthday!

Yep, tomorrow is May's birthday!

We all reckon she is four years old, plus or minus six months!

Next Tuesday it is Freddy Boys birthday but he doesn't have to be stabbed!

We all reckon Freddy to be five years old, again, plus or minus six months!

Of course, Eric had to show off by saying he is only a year and a bit old and looks better than everyone!

Just get a look at this cool young dude!
 What Eric didn't know was that a new woofer on the block was eyeing him from the Sea Wall and it wasn't until he asked if ferrets taste like chicken that Eric decided to spend some time in the ferret bag!

Oooooh! I bet he does taste like chicken!
 Lunch time we were back again but with Freddy and Wendy. Freddy enjoyed a walk while Miss Wendy decided to stay in OTL's arms until we got to the beach.

I went off swimming straight away, in fact, OTL took my harness off so I don't get it wet. As soon as he had done that I was tearing down the beach and SPLOSH, in I went!

There is nothing like a good splosh to cool you down!
Holly Chops was relaxing on the beach, not getting her paws wet and making 'Angels' in the sand.

It was OK waving her paws up and down but her tail didn't make too much of an impression!

Hey! What do you think of my Angel?
 OTL told her it looked like a turtle had been running up and down the beach and not an angel!

OTL has been busy again this afternoon while Holly and I have been snoozing on the day beds.

Every time Freddy comes down for a wee or a poo, Holly woofs at him, not that Freddy cares but Holly ends up going down stairs 'cos she says that ferret poo is not the sniff she likes!

As if Freddy is bothered!

See you all tomorrow!


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.