A Saturday with Old Two Legs!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Fred & Wilma here!

As you know, The Missus is off playing Glue Slapping today with all her mates, so that means we get some quality time with OTL!

First off, I woke him up at four to lick his ear and have a cuddle, then Holly and I went off for a search around down stairs to see if there were any nibbles left from last night!

TM was off early to open up the Village Hall while OTL had breakfast with the ferrets and Holly and I finished off our nights sleep!

Soon we were down the car park and off for a walk. Miss April didn't fancy a walk and instead got back in the bag and cuddled up to OTL's camera!

May on the other paw was quite happy to get out and join us in sniffing the sniffs along the path. Then, all of a sudden Holly says 'Where's April?'  She thought we had lost her 'cos she forgot she was back in the bag!

Where's April?

Needless to say, April was snoozing her tail off!

OTL kicked her out when we got onto the beach but she still wanted to get back in the bag. 'I just don't do Wet or Cold' she said, trying to climb up OTL's trouser leg!

We got to the Sea Wall and Poppy stuck her head over the edge to say good morning and would we put a good word in with Santa Paws 'cos she hadn't heard back if she was getting a ferret for Christmas!

Miss May said that if she misses out, we have a sweet little ferret called Nipper' who we could do a deal on!

Yeah! Nipper will be just right for you!

I think she was joking, well, I do hope she was! Can you imagine it? Christmas Morning trying to find a vet 'cos Nipper has ripped the legs off all the woofers in the house!

OTL reckons that only Archie Babe stands a chance!

Back home May got into a strop trying to get out of her cage and fight Wilma and of course Wilma was teasing May by running up the cage again!

In the end OTL had to put May into the 'Naughty Box' just to settle her down!

Now, did we tell you what happened regarding the Mince Meat? No? Well, Wilma emptied the bowl of mince and stashed it behind the hanging bed and OTL took the other bowl and put it in with the Page 3 Girls. In the morning, there were signs of some of the stashed meat being eaten, but not much and on top of that there was a strange coloured poo in the tray! OTL worked out it was Wilma who had done the poo 'cos Fred's poo is much bigger.

OTL cleared it all out and flushed it away down the Two Legs Poo Pot. Then he went back to see what the Page 3 Girls had eaten. Again, a little had gone, but not much. It looks like they have tried a bit then gone back to the Kibble they normally eat!

Success? Not sure, but we will try it again in a day or or two and see what happens. If it fails then we reckon OTL will have Cottage Pie for the next six weeks!

This afternoon we spent snoozing and watching some recorded program OTL likes watching. Tonight we will be watching the F1 Qualifying, so we will all be going Brm Brm!

OTL is off to pickup TM from the hall so we will be sitting by the widow watching for them!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Fred & Wilma'