Thursday, 2 August 2018

Holly plays The Tart, again!

Hello Woofers!

Us back again! Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Midd Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Another super hot day today. We went out this morning and both Holly and I had our new harnesses on.

Dead smart we looked as well!

The only problem with the harnesses is that they really should be for Autumn or Winter time or even maybe early Spring when there is a chill in the air.
Today it felt a little too warm and in fact at the lunchtime stroll we got Old Two Legs to remove the harnesses all together!

This morning was fun though, especially when Holly spotted Bert and said she was going to 'Wind Him Up'.

That means Holly is about to play The Tart again!

These things do look good but they get a bit warm under the legs!
 While OTL was trying to stop me from rolling in a real stinky sniff, Holly had wandered on a bit and sat down.

Hey! She says over her shoulder, 'Look what is coming over the hill!

I Spy with My Little Eye, something beginning with Dozy Bozo!
 Sure enough coming over the hill was Bert, on his lead as usual.

Hey Girlie, wait for me!
 'Here' says Holly with a wicked look in her eye, 'Let's have some fun!

Look into my eyes Bert my boy!
 Poor Bert, he is in love with Holly but all she does is wind him up something rotten!

Bert stood for a while looking at Holly who didn't move a muscle and Bert still couldn't move away 'cos he was staring into her eyes!

Wot lovely Big Brown Eyes you have my dear!
 That was it, Bert moved just one hair closer and Holly jumped sideways!

Fooled Ya!
Holly bounced off laughing her tail off and poor Bert was left all on his own watching her waddle off down the hill!

She can be a terrible tease sometimes and it seems that Bert gets it every time!

It's a good job Archie Babe isn't here, he'd sort her out!

We were glad to read that Archie Babe's TL is back and giving her orders, poor Boy, stuck between a rock and a hard place!

See you tomorrow!


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!