Monday, 6 November 2017

Auntie Chris Visits!

Hi Woofers!

Here we are again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret!

First of all, sad news yesterday. He hear that Toby the Woof has crossed the Rainbow Bridge, so sad to loose a member of the family. Our wishes go out to all the gang.

Today we were up early 'cos Old Two Legs has a load of appointments today, some he doesn't mind and others he just hates!

Come to think on it, all of the visits were costing him money!

No wonder he is a sad OTL today!

First it was the new accountant who seems to charge OTL every time he even thinks about OTL! Then it was down to the Doggy Shop, (without us!!!!!) for some teeth cleaning chews a couple of bottles of disinfectant for the ferret cages and a super grooming brush which has a button on the handle to take off all the hair that gets stuck in the metal bristles!

Dead smart it is too!

Next it was the dentist who prodded and poked and stabbed and tapped with a dentist hammer on his sore tooth and then asked ....(Does that Hurt?)

You know it took two nursing assistants, and the receptionist, to prise OTL's fingers from the dentists throat!

Yes, that also cost a fortune as well!

To add insult to injury, the parking ticket machine ate one of his fifty pence pieces and he had to put another one in so he could park his car for the full hour!

Next stop was B&Q for a new shower head and flexi pipe 'cos the other one in the shower was getting all covered with chalk from the hard water we have in our area!

The new one looks dead smart and the pipe is a bit longer, so showering a woofer before she gets a hair cut will be easier!

While all this was happening, we got a visit from Auntie Chris who came over for a visit for a chat and a walk along the beach with us.

Just to show off, I decided to go in for a paddle and get my tummy all wet! It was lovely, I hadn't been in for a swim for ages!

Of course, I got told off, but let's face it, do I care?

Holly stayed on the beach and kept her nose out of the sand!

Her eyes are getting much better now and the only gunk in her eyes is the stuff OTL puts in there morning and night!

We didn't take Freddy and Wendy but they got a cuddle and a tickle on the tummy from Chris!

Freddy wanted to play games but Auntie Chris isn't too confident handling ferrets and of course, Freddy could sense this and played up a little!

Naughty Freddy!

All too soon Chris was off 'cos she had a busy day planned.

OTL arrived home and we gave him a big 'Woofer Welcome' especially as he had two boxes of Teeth Cleaning Chews!

Just to help him relax, we let him install the new shower and demonstrate the three settings. There was the 'Gentle Rain' setting which sort of covered the shower then there was the 'Bit Stronger to Wash your Backside'!

Finally there is the 'If you Point That At Me I'll Bite you Bum' setting! That's the one that could give you a hair cut with just the water!

Mind you, it may be good for helping The Missus to get the ink off her fingers!

We are now off to see wot OTL has for dinner and just how much we can pinch!

See you tomorrow!


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.