Wednesday, 27 December 2017

T'was The Day After Christmas.........!

Ho, Ho, Ho, Woofers!

Us, back again!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret!

Well, I hope you all had a good Christmas like wot we have had!

We got up to Martin & Lisa's house on Christmas Eve and re-investigated the park around the corner from their house. There were loads of sniffs from the local woofers. So, Holly and I added our sniff, just to let them know we are about!

Christmas day was great, except for Old Two Legs who had managed to fall down the last step of the stairs! He's got a bruised knee and leg plus some very tender ribs!

Holly worked out what the cause of him falling over.

It wasn't the booze 'cos he hadn't had any, it was the number of steps! You see he quite often walks down our stairs at home, not looking at where he puts his feet, but, there are thirteen steps on our stairs and his brain knows that without thinking, having gone up and down so many years, but, in Martins house there are fourteen steps, so when he thinks he has reached the bottom, there is still one step to go and OTL took the last step, missed his footing and crashed to the floor!

He is still all sore and hurting but a couple of pain killers every so often and a good slurp of the Single Malt plus the Shortbread Archie Babe send down will sort him out!

We got loads of presents, chews from Izzy and The Gang and Treats and Chews from Archie and there were some socks for OTL as well! There was a Naughty Woofer Calender that The Missus has pinched for her office, it has naughty woofers getting into all sorts of trouble! The presents we loved were the squeaky ones, just as someone passed us by we would hit the squeaky and make them think they had trodden on one of the Four Paws in the house!

Have you ever seen a Two Legs jump? Dead funny!

You know we had four ferrets and three dogs! There was Cookie who is a King Charles Whatsit who gets all upset when she thinks that you are pinching her grub, which Holly and I did!

Yesterday we got home rather late so we didn't get to do the blog, so, sorry about that!

Down the beach today it was freezing, I mean, like wot with the cold and the wind it was well below freezing and OTL was complaining about frozen eyeballs as well!

Wot a wimp!

Mind you, Holly was singing a carol called 'In the Bleak Cold Winter'!

Bleak with threats of snow!
 Eric and May came out with us, OTL carried them for a short way until they both wriggled down and into the Ferret Bag, May came up for a breath of air, decided it was still too cold and went back!

Eric didn't get out until he was back in the car and the heater was turned on fully!

Any more of that and I'll have icicles up my nose!
 Of course lunch time it was just Holly and I and I must say, it was a quick walk!

See you all tomorrow!


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.