Monday, 17 July 2017

A Big Load of Busy!

Hello Woofers!

It's us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret!

Well, today has been a strange day. We have been doing our jobs, like guarding the house and woofing at the neighbours, growling at the cats and generally enjoying the warm weather.

Old Two Legs has been working his way through a big pile of paperwork, paying invoices and chasing customer who haven't paid their invoices!

Then there was the phone call to the vets to get me booked in tomorrow for some tests. OTL has got to get a sample of my wee for testing you see. I'm not as interesting as Archie Babe who gets his poo inspected!

Mind you, Holly has bee volunteered to be a model for OTL. You see, OTL has got fed up with the Poodle Parlour keep putting up the prices of our hair cuts so he has purchased a set of clippers, a whacking great bath that plasterers use when sloshing stuff on the ceiling!

He has a brush and a pair of scissors for trimming our whiskers. The only thing he hasn't got is an idea of what he is doing!

So, today he has booked up for a days 'Introductory Course' at the county Agricultural College wot teaches the students how to look after animals and drive tractors up and down fields!

The course isn't until October but he has made the booking and paid his fee!

OTL reckons now that it will take six or seven hair cuts to 'Break Even' and after that it is all profit!

When booking the course he was asked wot woofer he would be bringing and what breed? Well, he says he is bringing a Bichon Frise/Maltese Terrier/Wire Haired Fox Terrier cross and the Two Legs on the phone said 'WOT?'

It always gets them!

OTL says that if he can make a good job of Holly Chops then I should be no trouble at all!

After that bit of fun he then paid the Inland Revenue or HMRC as it's known nowadays, some more money prior to filing his Tax Return.

He hasn't exactly done his return yet but it is some where the top of the pile, so it won't be long before he gets to it!

The weather has been rather warm today so Wendy and Freddy missed out on the lunchtime walk, May and Eric went out with us this morning but said they would have rather stayed at home!

The Missus has informed us that there are some storms on their way in the next few days, well so the weather man says. We will have to just wait and see what happens!

As well as the pile of papers, OTL has been 'Engineering' today plus inventing a 'Special' for one of his customers. OTL is good at inventing things that the customers want, that is why they keep coming back!

Finally he has booked the little car in for some body work. You see TM had this discussion with a rock down in the car park near the beach. The rock says he has been there for years and he ain't moving for no one. TM says she had 'Discussions' with the rock and now there is a bill for loads of money that OTL has got to pay out, and the car is only just a year old!

OTL is not a happy puppy!

We are off to see wot is for dinner tonight, with a bit of luck we may get a nibble!

See you all tomorrow!


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.