Thursday 13 May 2021

I just don't understand these Two Legs!

 Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret here!

You know there are times when I think that us woofers are the most logical things on the planet.

Yes, honest!

Take this morning, Old Two Legs was up and showered nice and early, all ready for our morning walk.

Holly and I looked out the front windows and saw it was raining, not pouring down but enough to get us wet as we walked around the old golf course.

Shall we put on our rain coats suggested Holly, and I said it would be a good idea as well.

OTL took a look and said we were a pair of wimps and it's not raining that much.

We got back, soaking wet!

Holly and I got a rub down with our Doggy Towels while OTL was complaining 'cos his trousers were soaked through to his skin, why, because it is raining!

Lunchtime came and off we go again, no raincoat, but this time The Missus came with us. No one said anything about rain 'cos it wasn't, until we got half way to the sea side!

It was about that point that TL suddenly starts jumping up and down and saying that she had lost her credit card. So, a quick turn around and as we headed back home Holly asked if it was in the inside pocket of her jacket? No. TM says, I would remember, then, we hear the zip go on TM's jacket and...........The Card!

Then while we were walking along the sea side the pair of them were talking about losing some weight 'cos they are both wobbly around the middle and TM was boasting about how she had changed her diet and cut down on caffeine, gone over to 'Sweeteners' and was drinking lots of water.

As we climbed back into the car and shaking ourselves 'cos we were soaked again, TM says she needs to go in the Co-op to get some stuff.

Out she comes a little later clutching a shopping bag full of crisps, cheesy biscuits and half a dozen sugar coated jammy doughnuts!

Hey! Says Holly, are those special Diet Doughnuts?

As if!

See you tomorrow!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.