Thursday, 30 April 2015

Good News Day!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles here!

Well have we some good news!

Remember that poor little Teddy who was sitting on the block of concrete waiting for her friend? Well, she fell off a couple of times and Old Two Legs put her back up again and it rained and rained some more and then it got dry. Well, today we pulled into the car park and she wasn't there!

OTL had a look all around the car park and the blocks of concrete but she was nowhere to be seen.

We reckon that she has been found by the little Two Legs who lost her!

Now, that's good news!

Teddy's Gone Home!
With that very good news the day turned out to be a Super Day and Mr Brambles said that with the sun shine on his back he really felt good!

Life don't get much better than this!
 Mind you, they spent so much time rolling in the grass that Holly and I were getting a bit fed up waiting for them both!

How long do you think they are going to be?
We headed off towards the car and were enjoying the sniffs when behind us we heard 'Yo Girlie's, Yo OTL!

It was Barney!

We hadn't seen Barney for some time and he had just got back from a long holiday over in France!

We couldn't stay for too long 'cos OTL had a lot of work to get done today, but it was good to see Barney again!

Lunchtime we were back again and OTL had his camera and said that he should have brought his yellow filter 'cos the clouds looked 'Exciting'!

Now, does it look better in colour or black & white?

Colour or Mono?
 Now we're not so sure about the clouds but we reckon when it come to us, colour is best!

Looking Good!
 So, there we were, on top of the bench when along comes this gang of Basset type woofers who couldn't get up onto the bench!

Poor Dears!

Didn't we have fun woofing at them safe in the knowledge that they couldn't get to us!

How did you get up there?
We enjoyed snoozes today 'cos OTL has been working hard today, manufacturing and delivering!

He is going to be very busy tomorrow as well and still has some manufacturing planned for the weekend as well!

He says that next time he wants to be born as a woofer! Yeah! Let's see how he gets on with Doggy Scoff!

See you tomorrow!


Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Wednesday, 29 April 2015

Oh Look! It's Raining!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles here again!

Wot a change from yesterday! We went out first thing this morning and there were little drops of rain sploshing down, but not wet enough for our rain coats!

Old Two Legs forgot to take off the Yellow Filter, so, you've got Monochrome today!
Mind you, they're getting better, not brilliant, just a bit better!

You can see that for Mono a good lump of cloud adds to the picture, even if there is nothing else there!

 Both ferrets were in a playful mood this morning and kept chasing each other. Of course, both of them were jumping on each other and rolling on the ground and even laughing at the same time!

Have you ever heard a ferret laugh? Well, it's like Ho, Ho, Ho, but shorter, sharper and harder, if you know what I mean!

OTL does a good imitation which has Snowflake in stitches!

Come on Bumbles, Outta my way!
Holly and I had a game of 'Blink' and Holly tried to put me off by doing her 'Commando Crawl' and waggling her backside at the same time!

It worked!

Well, she looked so funny!

It's the Holly Dog Commando Crawl!
Back home we spent most of the morning snoozing while OTL was working through the orders that have come in. Poor lad, he is working so hard that he is going to need his holiday!

Come lunch time, it was wetter, so we had to put our coats on and after a quick wee we decided that we didn't really want a long walk, just as far as the steps, then back to the car again!

I don't care, I'm going no further than the steps!
That was it, back to the car and back home again!

Now for some really good news, Lucy Babe is about finished with her course of treatment at the vets and it won't be long before she can get rid of that jumper she has been wearing since the treatment started!

I mean, a girls got to look good 'cos the Spring is here!

We also hear that Archie Babe has been troubled by Nargles encroaching on his patch.

Just keep yer Wand handy and don't forget, 'Swish and Flick'!

Did any of you see the pictures Mike took at the French Kite Fest'? Have a look, the kites are amazing!

OTL has got a couple of days of 'Manufacturing' ahead of him and it will take place in the garden, so, he is praying the rain goes away tomorrow and Friday!

See you tomorrow!


Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles'

Remember, Swish and Flick!

Tuesday, 28 April 2015

We've been 'On Guard' in the Big Car today!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles here again!

Well, what a day today!

A bit cold to begin with but it warmed up during the day.

On the beach this morning the tide was almost all the way in and it looked so inviting, just right for a swim!

Trouble was, Old Two Legs was watching me and as soon as I got too close to the water, what did he say!

 In fact he said so loud that Snowflake stood very still thinking he was talking to her!

Hey! Wot? Me? No? Wossat?
Back home OTL was busy on the computer and we kept him company while he worked.

Mind you, he was complaining about Holly snoring, but that's normal, both him complaining and Holly snoring!

Lunchtime he decided to get the Yellow Filter out again and have a play with the Monochrome again. You see, he has a look at some 'Expert' Photographers Web Sites or Galleries. Then he gets all 'inspired' and off he goes click, click, click!

The Sea Wall at Grain
What he wants is to try photographing a Two Legs in portrait mode using just natural light. He says that he will have to stick with us 'cos models cost too much!

It is just not the same if he tries a 'Selfie'!
See wot we mean?
As he was telling us about models and such when heard a little voice call out......

Busy, Busy, Can't stop, Too Busy, Outta My Way!
Holly said that she recognised him 'cos he was going the other way a couple of days ago!

We didn't go straight home 'cos OTL had to pick up some stuff from his customer and return it to a supplier.

So, we had a job to do, GUARDING THE CAR!

While he was doing the pick-up, we were standing on the front seat and woofing at anyone who came near the car, especially Traffic Wardens!

We did a good job and then we headed off for Herne Bay to drop off some stuff!

He didn't stay too long and soon we were heading back home!

So, we have been good little puppies and OTL is safe and sound back home.

Now, what is he having for dinner?

See you tomorrow!


Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Monday, 27 April 2015

A Super Fun Day!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles back with you!

Wot a Super Day it's been, the sun has been shining all day and Old Two Legs has been in a happy mood all day!

It started off this morning when he went to say 'Good Morning' to the ferrets. Both ferrets were awake and waiting for him. They both gave him a lick on his nose and told him to hurry up with their morning milk!

They have a small amount of Lactose Free Milk with a drop of hot water, just to take the chill off!

After getting showered he was back up with a tray on which was his 'Rabbit Food', a glass of orange juice, a mug of tea and two bowls of milk for the ferrets!

Now, what normally happens is, the ferrets slurp down the milk on double quick time while OTL has his breakfast whilst browsing his emails. Then, having slurped down all the milk, the ferrets have a rampage around the office and a game in their 'Adventure Playground'!

Then, when OTL has finished he gives the ferrets a slurp of Ferretone and fits their harnesses ready to go out walkies with us!

Somewhere between giving the ferrets their milk and getting their harnesses on the pair normally manage to leave a 'Marker Poo' each, somewhere in the office!

It's always a good game 'cos OTL has got to find them before going out 'cos if he doesn't, he may step onto them when he starts work and that would not be a good idea!

Here is the good bit.

Both ferrets have been sneaky and not done the poo in the usual places so OTL is getting frantic, is there a big pile of ferret poo lurking is some corner waiting for him to walk into, or, have the ferrets been super kind and left it in their poo tray, before OTL comes up with the breakfast tray?

Of course, the ferrets were keeping very quiet about this, just to wind OTL up!

Even down on the beach there were lifting their tails up and saying, 'Maybe or Maybe Not'!

Maybe we will or maybe we won't!
The sunshine over the estuary looked very calming this morning and even the ferrets stopped to look!

Yeah, it's OK but it hides the Rocks!
Back home we were packed off up stairs while OTL got the caravan ready to take to be serviced. He was planning to take it down there on his own!

Before he had hitched it up we had crept out the front door and into the front seat of the big car and waiting for him to hitch up!

After  we had dropped it off at the caravan menders we started to 'Talk' OTL, telling him we really needed a wee and a walk, and Now!

That means only one thing, we stop at The Forrest on the way back!

It was great, loads of sniffs from the flowers and we even saw a couple of squirrels as well!

Just for a change, it wasn't wet and soggy and full of mud! Today it was all dry enough to walk on!

OTL said we couldn't hang about 'cos he had work to be done!

We got back home and OTL was busy packing up the stuff for the carriers. He was planning on sneaking out with the parcels and leaving us behind, again!

No Chance! Does he never learn?

We were down at the front door before he had got the parcels down stairs!

After dropping off the parcels, Holly said she really fancied a Big Wee and could we go down to the beach on the way home.

It wasn't on the way home but let's face it, OTL falls for it every time!

We met up with Max & Oscar who were out for a stroll along The Sea Wall and told us about some sniffs on top of the hill!

Yeah, just near the bench and behind that big clump of weed!
Holly and I played 'Chase' on the beach but what we did was to start in the middle and run to the opposite ends of the beach then run back with some bit of Whelk Egg Sack and the first one back was the winner!

Holly cheated! There was a big ball of egg sacks half way along her bit of the beach, so, she was back a long time before me!

That woofer is getting just too sneaky!

So that is our little day today, oh, and by the way, Mr Brambles was down stairs stuffing his chops full of our biscuits, so that means he is back to normal again!

See you tomorrow!


Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Sunday, 26 April 2015


Hi Woofers!

It's Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles back again!

Wot a Yucky Sunday it's been! I mean, just as we got up  we could hear the tap, tap, tap of the rain against the window! Both Holly and I snuggled down even further into the duvet that was still warm from where Old Two Legs was sleeping!

That's one of the good things about OTL getting up, a warm spot on the bed!

It's always a race between Holly and I to get up onto the bed and find the warm spot first!

Both OTL and The Missus were up early and you know what? Just as we were having our second snooze, they both crept out of the house and disappeared down the road in the small car!

After about forty five minutes, OTL came back and told us that TL was off to a 'Demonstration' for the day, you know, 'Glue Slapping for Beginners'!

Well, when OTL got back, the rain had eased off a bit but it wasn't dry. So, out came our rain coats and soon we were all wrapped up ready for a 'Damp Walk'!

The ferrets came as well and Mr Brambles was getting excited 'cos he hasn't been out for a couple of days!

Down on the Sea Wall we didn't hang about too much 'cos it was rather windy and as it was still raining, the wind was blowing the rain up the back of our coats!

What was worse, OTL left the camera in the car, so no photos, and, he got damp trousers at the back on the way out and damp trousers in the front on the way back!

A Damp and Soggy OTL!

We all got dried off with our Doggy Towel when we got back to the car, well, everyone got a rub down and when it was OTL's turn, the towel was wetter than OTL, so he went home damp and soggy!

Loads of stuff to do at home and Holly and I enjoyed a big bowl of Ox Heart while the ferrets were having some house cleaning done and when we had finished they were allowed out to raid our biscuit bowl!

Lunch time it was just a fine misty sort of rain and providing we kept moving, we didn't get too wet!

This afternoon was spent catching up with our snoozing, including OTL!

The Old Duffer was in need of a snooze to catch up with his sleep, all these early mornings is taking the 'Get Up and Go' out of OTL!

Holly reckons it's his age!

Not sure what he has for dinner tonight but you can bet we will share it with him!

See you tomorrow, the caravan is off for it's yearly service before we go away on holiday!


Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Saturday, 25 April 2015

Good News and a restful day!

Hello Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

The Missus has been out playing today and for a change, we haven't been threatened with clouds of glitter or the stink of glue!

It's her 'Crop Day' at the village hall with all her mates, they all sit around gassing and sloshing the glue about then end up making nothing but a mess!

Us on the other hand enjoyed a peaceful day, watching TV, eating nibbles and telling jokes!

You will be glad to know that Mr Brambles is feeling a lot better and came out with us this morning down to the beach.

Mind you, when we got home he was exhausted and headed straight off to his bed, forgoing the normal 'Rampage' around the house!

Maybe that was a good thing 'cos Holly and I were eating our chicken and Ferrets with Doggy Food don't mix and we will be giving them the 'Woofers Warning' if they got too close!

Down on the beach we met up with Rosie who we hadn't seen for a week or so. She was tickled to see Old Two Legs and gave him a lick on the nose to prove it!

Gissa Lick?
It is strange how every woofer likes OTL, maybe that's 'cos he has a smattering Woofer Speak and we all feel sorry for him!

Back home it was a restful morning and come lunchtime OTL was ready for a walk in the fresh air. Maybe that was because he had to do a little work on the computer and was sitting next to where Snowflake and Brambles were sleeping, but, Brambles, although he was feeling better, was still suffering from a bit of wind!

A sort of smelly Ferret Raspberry!

Down on the beach we spotted that Rope Thingy and this time gave it a really good talking too and Holly even threatened to 'Send in the Ferrets'!

This is the Final Warning Ropey!
OTL sat down on the beach and was watching the ships go past, so, just for a laugh, Holly started to dig a hole just where OTL's feet were!

Holly, going for it!
 Of course, after she had done some work and was having a rest, I carried on with the hole!

Going further down!
 It was then, OTL asked if we were trying to dig a hole big enough for him to fall into?

Us? Would we do anything like that!
Back home we put the 'Hobbit' DVD on and enjoyed watching that, again!

You know, we reckon that OTL has watched it at least four times and we haven't had it a week yet!

The ferrets spent the afternoon snoozing and other than the Whiffy Pong, all is well in Snowy Heights!

So, now we have tidied the place up and OTL has instructions to pick up TM at five, an extra hour playing 'Stick the Glitter On'!

See you tomorrow.


Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Friday, 24 April 2015

A Sunny Day and Mr Brambles visits the Vet tonight!

Hello Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Wot a wonderful day it has been!

Mr Brambles was still complaining about his upset tum, so Old Two Legs left him at home when we went out for our morning walk.

First thing we spotted was a Two Legs with a big plastic bottle on his back and a spray nozzle thing that he squirted weed killer onto the plants around the car park.

OTL says 'Is that harmful to animals?' and the TL says 'Yes'!

That was it, we were on our leads and no sniffing near the car park!

Another thing we spotted was a lost teddy!

There it was, sitting on top of the block waiting for her owner to come back!

I'm not a Happy Teddy!
Let's hope they are reunited soon!

Miss Snowflake was getting a bit bossy, not having Brambles to pick on, she started on OTL!

I Wanna Be Carried NOW!
OTL had seen this before and he told her to 'Walk'!

She wasn't too happy about that but pretty soon she was scampering up the Rock Wall calling out 'Race Yah!'

Come on Slow Paws!
 I ran up the wall and walked past, but I hadn't got fully past when she said that I sniffed 'Odd' but I told her to be quiet 'cos I had rolled in a good sniff down the beach a bit, without OTL seeing!

That's a Funny Sniff' you have there Sis!
We headed for home and OTL put us on our leads early 'cos he didn't want us sniffing the weed killer!

As soon as we got home, OTL was off again! He is certainly getting the miles in this week. This time it was to test a radio site on top of Wrotham Hill, all boring stuff really!

Lucky for us, he was back earlier than expected, so he took us out for our midday walk.

The sun was really warm and we spotted loads of insects and stuff, like this beetle who came rushing past us saying that he hadn't got time to stop 'cos he was too busy today!

Can't stop, Busy, Busy, Busy!
 We left him to get on with whatever he was doing and we headed off along the wall.

OK, No1, Right Paw down a bit!
Then, there in front of us, sitting on the wall, having a breather, was another beetle! Only this one wasn't going too fast but instead was sitting there puffing and blowing and saying that it was all just too hot in his winter coat!

It's just Too Hot in this coat!
We left him to it 'cos we had not long ago had our hair cut, so we're alright!

OTL was playing with the camera flash again and Holly said she was too hot to be bothered about having her picture taken, normally she turns her head away!

Yeah! This is my best side, other than my other side which is marginally better!
Mr Brambles has spent all day sleeping, getting up only for a drink, a mouthful of food and a smelly poo!

OTL, being an expert on ferret poo, decided that a visit to the vet was in order and so, off they went, carrying OTL's wallet, to see our favourite vet Mathew. ( Snowflake has sunk her teeth into his finger!)

By the time they had got there, Mr B had brightened up a bit, done a 'Normal' poo instead of the dark green ones he has been doing today!

So, after getting inspected and prodded and poked and stethoscoped, it was decided to hold off the antibiotics until Monday to see how he gets on.

As OTL says, 'Antibiotics are OK but too much is not good for you'!

So, now we are all back home, the ferrets are back snoozing and we are about to go down to do some mugging!

See you all tomorrow!


Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Thursday, 23 April 2015

Is this an Invasion?

Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles back with you again!

It's all been happening today, loads of running around by Old Two Legs, we have been investigating some worrying things and the big car got it's MOT certificate!

This morning Mr Brambles said he had an upset tummy and wasn't feeling like too much running about!

We think he was just trying to get the blanket and a cuddle!

Giving Mr B a Cuddle!
Down on the beach he had a run around on the sea weed and enjoyed a sniff!

Have a look at this sniff!
Then I spotted that fuel tank! It had come back!

Some things just don't know when to go!
That was not the only thing we saw! There, leaning against the Sea Wall, enjoying the sun shine was that Rope Thingy!

I mean, what a cheek!

Just catching some rays!
Well, we all woofed at him, even the ferrets joined in scolding him for being so rude!

OTL had to get home so we had to leave these intruders enjoying our beach!

Back home we got fed and OTL gathered up his bits and was off like a streak of light!

That was OK 'cos we had a snooze and managed to mug The Missus for a treat as well!

Lunchtime OTL was back and off we went again.

I was having a sniff when Holly came bounding along the Sea Wall!

Hey! Look what I've seen!
Down on the beach was another strange thing! It was yellow and round and it had bits sticking out the end.

I asked what it was doing here but it didn't answer me, I think it was just being rude by not answering me!

Oi! What you doing on my beach!
In the end I decided to leave it there and find OTL and tell him!

He's not moving at all!
We decided to leave him for the tide to sort out!

OTL had to go out again, so back we went to carry on our snoozing!

We had a telephone call to tell OTL to pick up the big car and the new MOT. So that means we are all set for the holiday. The caravan goes in for it's yearly service next week and when that comes back we will be busy packing all our stuff ready for the hols!

See you tomorrow and guess wot? OTL is off tomorrow doing another job, so we will be out walking with The Missus!


Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Wednesday, 22 April 2015

It's Still there and it's got a Mate!

Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles here!

You now how it is when a visitor outstays their welcome? Well we got trouble like that!

You know that Rope Thingy we rolled down the beach a bit yesterday? Well, it's come back! Right up to the top of the beach, again!

Holly spotted it first of all, sitting up there, watching the boats go by and without a worry in the world!

Look! It's Back!
 Well, that was a bit much for me and I went up to it and told it, in no uncertain terms, that it wasn't wanted on our beach, we don't like stuff to just turn up and think they can clutter our beach!

Oi! This is the last time you get a warning, in future we'll send in Both Ferrets!
We called Old Two Legs and between us all we rolled the Rope Thingy right the way down the beach and onto the rocks where it could float away down to the old army grounds where it can set up home and not mess our beach!

Getting ready to go on the next tide.
Holly woofed for us to get up the other end of the beach, quickly!

There, resting up the top of the beach was an old fuel tank that looks like it has escaped from a ship wreck further up river!

It was too much for Holly, she certainly didn't want and wrecks on our beach, even bits of ship wrecks!

You ain't staying on our beach!
 So, with the help of all of us, we showed him where to park up and wait for the tide!

Stay there until the tide comes in then turn left and leave our beach alone!
Back home we had some chicken waiting and while we enjoyed a good feed Old Two Legs headed off to one of his suppliers and spent most of the day gassing!

Still, we have got some fun tonight, the Last Hobbit DVD has arrived! So we are all going to be sitting down and watching that tonight!

See you all tomorrow!


Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Tuesday, 21 April 2015

Another Sunny Day plus a Shield Bug!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles again!
This morning the ferrets were in a hurry to get to the beach, we could tell that 'cos they had their heads out of the bag and asking the same old question!
Can we get out for a wee?
Just look at the sun shine today! We have been down the on The Sea Wall today and it has been just great!
Summers on it's way!
We started off on the beach, both ferrets were having their normal run around on the sea weed!
Here! Did you do this?
 That lump of rope thingy is still on the beach, it refused to go away on the high tide and Miss Snowflake got all upset!
She spotted the Rope Thingy and decided to help it get back into the sea!
We told you to Shove Off!
 Now Snowflake can be a right little madam when she gets upset and I'm just glad I'm not a Rope Thingy!
When you get told
 Pretty soon she had rolled it all the way down to the rocks and told it to 'Stay There', until the tide comes back in!
Just stay there until the tide come in!
Then she dived off into the Sea Weed to make sure it didn't move back up the beach!
I've got my eyes on you!
 We headed back to the car and Mr Brambles just couldn't stop him self from commenting that Snowflake can be a 'Right Bossy Boots' when she was in the mood!
That was it! She chased him up the beach and set about tickling him on his Tickle Spot!

Oh! No! No! Not My Tickle Spot!
 We came back down at lunchtime but didn't go all the way down to the beach 'cos Holly and I had fun chasing rabbits all over the place!

I Sniff Rabbits, Loads of them!
Old Two Legs was also clicking away with the camera on a Shield Bug he had spotted, he reckons it is the first one he has seen this year!

We think it's a Shield Bug but not too sure!
Back home again to a good snooze before dinner, OTL's diner that is!

See you tomorrow!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.