Hello Woofers!
Daisy, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret here!
Sorry about missing yesterday’s reports, it was Old Two Legs that managed to mess it all up, let me tell you how.
Now one of the most important things you must do when you get a new gismo is to consult the instructions, unless you are a show off like wot OTL is!
OTL reckons that a computer-controlled bit of gear should be Idiot Proof (OTL Proof?).
So, after the ferrets have been put back to bed, I get walk number two and we head back to home.
OTL decides that it's time he investigated all the buttons in the new car and of course program the telephone and Sat Nav!
He was pushing buttons, tapping the touch sensitive screen and waving his digits to make the screen do silly things but he still couldn't get a route planned from North Kent to the Isle of Mull!
All it would do was to take us to the local Chippy!
I did suggest that he get the instruction book but he insisted he would be able to work it out himself!
Come on! Just how lucky does he think he is?
So, there he was pushing and poking away at the screen and getting in a temper, so, I did what any little woofer would do when she sees here TL showing off.
I gave his ear a lick and whispered R T F M!
He took the hint.
R T F M? Read The Frigging Manual!
He did, and has learnt a little more on the Satnav programming and matching his two phones into the phone system in the car!
The best bit was when he found out that if he stuck his paw under the boot floor between the wheel and the bumper, the boot opened automatically!
I was having a look in the manual for the facility for giving a woofer a tickle behind the ear but so far, no luck!
Down on the beach it was a typical weekend, loads of TL's wandering around looking lost, as normal!
Where is the fun fair?
The wind was drifting in off the sea and I could sniff a well cooked Kebab which reminded me of Holly Chops and her being able to sniff a Kebab at ten miles!
Kebab plus Fish and Chips!
Of course, when we got back to the car park he just couldn't resist taking a photo of the new car but he was almost in tears 'cos as he got closer he spotted the tell tale skid marks of a seagull that had done a poo on the roof!
You can't see the bird 5H1t from this angle!
To be honest, I'll be glad when the novelty wears off and we can get back to normal!
F1 Racing this weekend and Lewis has already spun the car and crashed into a wall, wot a plonker!
See you tomorrow.
Luv,
Daisy, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.
