Saturday 16 January 2021

Happy Birthday OTL!

 Hi Woofers!

It's Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret here.

Well, today is Old Two Legs birthday, we know that 'cos a load of 'Happy Birthdays' have come via the FaceAche thingy that The Missus plays with and OTL is not allowed on!

Holly and I woke him up with a woof and a lick behind his ear followed by his birthday sone wot we made up yesterday!

Now you can all join in, after twenty-six, ready? nine.............seventeen........twenty-six!

Happy Birthday OTL,

Did you know your wellies smell?

Have you walked in some dog poo?

Happy Smelly Birthday to yoooo!

There now, that sounds respectable, and we managed to sneak in a reference to poo! Are we good or wot?

This morning on the walk we found some snow had settled on the muddy bits and some of the grass, not very much but at least there was snow!

We were expecting a little more but so far it has only rained.

Now, Auntie Jane sent a present to OTL of a box of Whiskey Gummies containing Bourbon and Whiskey Sour and a Manhattan plus a Whiskey and Ginger!

OTL has had a couple but says he can’t taste the whiskey! Let's face it, anyone who spells whiskey like that has got to be suspect!

As he was opening the box there appeared another package that when you opened the strip down the side, the box exploded and showered everyone with a sort of confetti, Eric nearly jumped out of the cage with the shock!

Tonight, we have ordered up a Chinese Takeaway and The Missus has put a bottle of bubbly in the fridge to chill down to an acceptable temperature!

OTL is as pleased as punch to get a bottle of the real Single Malt from Martin and Lisa and the boys and TM has added her bottle of Malt Whisky as well and now OTL says that as long as he doesn't drink it all too quickly, it should last him until August!

Another surprise for OTL, his glasses came in yesterday and he went down the optician to get them installed on his ears! Now he can see the keyboard and also the computer screen!

See you all tomorrow,

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.