Hello Woofers!
Daisy back again!
You know these Two Legs have a funny way of doing things. I mean, take today, instead of going back to work they decide to have an extra day’s holiday.
What do they call it?
Bank Holiday!
Just how behind the times can you get?
Nowadays you can access your bank account on the Internetty, pay people, apply for a loan, check your customers have paid you and do a mountain of other things.
So, why call it a Bank Holiday as if the bank has closed down for the day?
Right daft I call int!
Be honest, call it a, Skive Day Off!
Old Two Legs was up at the crack of dawn, then, after he had his shower, he decided to go back to bed 'cos it was too early!
Needless to say, he finally rolled out of bed late and we missed the sunrise!
Not sure if the sunrise is under or over the horizon!
I saw a couple of woofers in the distance but none close enough to say hello.
Lunchtime was better, there was this bozzo who only wanted to chase after
the ball but only if you kicked it. If you picked the ball up and threw it, she
would just sit down and look at you and refused to run after it!
Some of these woofers can be right daft!
Now, take these two, as potty as a box of shrimps, they get let off their leads and come chasing up towards OTL and I.
One jumps over the top of me while the other jumps up at OTL and acts like he hasn't seen OTL for a year!
OK, who has the first sniff?
Heading towards the forest we saw a gas ship coming in to unload another load of natural gas.
You know it had to have four tugs pushing and shoving to get it in safely?
It must have all gone off well cos there were no explosions!
Back to work for OTL tomorrow, paperwork!
By for now.
Luv,
Daisy.
