Monday, 28 December 2015

Intruder Alert!

Hi Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Fred & Wilma.

Well, today has been all messed up!

Old Two Legs has got himself a 'Man Cold' he reckons he picked up from some snotty child at the Panto he took the Grandchildren to! He now has lost his voice, can't call us and we are reduced to listening for whistles and trying to work out what he wants.

Then we totally ignore him!

We were up very late this morning and even the ferrets had their legs crossed!

A quick run around the Sea Wall and back home to get all the jobs done and after all that, he goes off leaving us all on our own!

A Couple of hours later back he comes, with The Missus, carrying a big box which he says is a Sound Bar!

Now we are not sure what it is, so Holly takes a look at the manual that comes with it.

Holly reckons it is a bit suspect 'cos in the list of components there is a Sub Woofer!

That's it, we both go looking in the box for this Woofer OTL is trying to introduce into the house, I mean, he didn't even ask if we wanted another woofer to live with us, I mean, it's crowded enough with four ferrets and us two woofers!

He has been fiddling about with wires and Optical Cords and HMDI leads and, well, we didn't understand it all, and we had all the instructions!

After he had plugged it all in and switched on the system he spent ages 'Programming' it.

Nothing, no sound came out of the Sound Bar, Holly said he had to input some more data!

Then, suddenly, and without any warning there was a big Whumph!

It burst into life and Bing Crosby was singing about a Great Party Tonight!

I must say, it did sound good and even Holly said that it was better than normal.

But what about this woofer?

We had a good sniff about and discovered a big black box behind the TV and on the side it said 'Sub Woofer'!

Well, that was it, New Woofer Found!

TM took a film of OTL and Freddy playing 'Carpet Surfing' but for some reason we can't get it transferred to OTL's computer. So you will have to forgive us today, no photo's but we will try again tomorrow!

Bye bye for now.


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Fred & Wilma.


  1. Yo maties, wots this about a new woofer? If you've got one new woofer, then you need another one to make up the numbers, now I shall volunteer, then you'll have 4 woofers in your house. Poor OTL, I hope he gets over his man flu soon. Us chaps always get things worse than the ladies you know. I bet his new toy will cheer him up though. You lucky things getting a lay in this morning, my mum had me getting up at 3.30, that's the middle of the night. I was so tired that when she went to work I had a snooze instead of guarding the house, well, my boy was here and he's bigger than me so he can see off any intruders. Have a good evening and looking forward to seeing the bit of moving pictures of Fred if OTL can get it sorted. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and Nipper sends his love. xxxxxxxx

  2. So no room for the hippo then, what a shame. Now a sub woofer is not as good as a real woofer, one step down like sub standard is not a good standard, a bit down. Forgive no pictures sounds like OTL had enough to cope with especially as he has a man cold as well. Take care of him, how are the Christmas toys making out? xxxxxx