Friday, 27 November 2015

Shampoo & Set Please and don't forget my Claws!

Hi Woofers!

We are all back again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Fred & Wilma!

Where to begin? At the beginning I think!

The beginning was at six fifteen when Old Two Legs fell out of bed and left Holly and me in charge, two woofers in charge of the bed, this is the life!

The ferrets were still asleep 'cos it was still dark and they don't do any activity in the dark, except wander down to the Poo Tray every so often!

It was quite mild outside so May and April had their harnesses fitted and off we went.

As soon as we were out of the car, May wanted a wee and April wanted to get into the bag!

Off we went down the path to the Sea Wall. On the way we met a couple of Woofers we sometimes see, one was on a lead 'cos he always wants to run away but the other just bounds about being silly!

This morning he spotted the ferrets in OTL's arms, 'Hey!' he says 'I just fancy a bit of Ferret on Toast for me breakfast, all covered with bacon fat!'

The ferrets snuggled deeper down into OTL's arms!

Mmm Ferret on Toast?
Well, I wasn't having that, they may be a nuisance sometimes but they are our ferrets and as such they are seen as being close to getting Honorary Woofer Status which equates to being family, and no one messes with our family!

Leave our ferrets alone mush or I'll rip yer ears off!
He said he was sorry and was only joking but I think I may have left an impression on him!

No One messes with us!

Up the path we met up with The Lads who were in the middle of doing some mugging, so, that was it, Holly and I were straight in and got a nibble each before heading off to the beach with the ferrets.

Come on, get in line, form a queue!
Down on the beach we saw that the Half Boat was still there! It had been hiding under the water when the tide came in!

Fooled Ya!
Being a bit warmer today, Miss April ran almost all the way back to the car, so that was one up for OTL!

We didn't go back home, instead we headed off to the Parlour for our Wash and a Splosh. You would not believe the noise that hair drier makes and us woofers are held in a contraption that stops us from running away, it's torture!

I won't bore you with the details but put it this way, we were pleased when OTL came to pick us up!

OK, we did look good and OK, we did sniff like a pair of Tarts but we were pleased to leave there!

We headed off to the beach for a walk before heading home.

Back home Fred & Wilma have been out of their cage and have been exploring the house while OTL tried to keep a watch on them!

Wilma is doing a 'May' and is climbing all over the Page 3 Girls cage hunting ferret!

Come out, come out!
Now, what is she? Poley, Coloured or Polecat Ferret?

Mr Fred was more interested in swimming in the crate full of Ping Pong Balls, he said climbing is too dangerous!

I don't do Climbing!
We are expecting some Lambs Heart tonight so it can't be all bad!

Tomorrow The Missus is off to her Glue & Glitter thing up at the Village Hall, so we will be stretched out on the sofa eating nibbles and watching the F1 racing!

See you tomorrow!


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Fred & Wilma