Tuesday, 1 March 2016

In the Poo Again!

Here we are again!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret!

Wot a Horrid Day it has been today.

We went out the front door with The Missus for our morning walk and it was raining! Horrid Yucky Wet Cold Damp Nasty Rain!

We should have guessed 'cos we were made to put on our rain coats and that is normally a bad sign!

So, there we were being dragged along the path towards the Farm Field, Holly and I had our noses to the ground and tails up in the air and we were trying to go backwards while TM was trying to go forward!

We passed the bus stop that was crowded with young Two Legs who when they saw us being forced to go out in the rain were calling out things like 'Cruel' and 'Poor Doggies' and 'Shame'!

Not that TM paid any attention in the slightest, in fact we are sure she growled at them!

So, by the time we got back we were damp little doggies and not best pleased with TM!

Old Two Legs was no help either, there he was playing with the ferrets, all warm and dry and having a great time!

Lunchtime was just as bad, TM had gone off to the Crafty Shop for some stuff and although she promised to be back by twelve thirty, it was one thirty before she got back!

OTL was just going to take us over the field again when TM came back with the car!

Now, we had our rain coats on again and were about to give OTL the 'Draggy Dog' treatment but instead we dashed for the back of the car!

Down on the Sea Wall it was raining so OTL decided to leave the camera in the car 'cos he didn't want to get it wet!

Not that he thought about leaving us in the car 'cos we didn't want to get wet!

Well, Holly and I had an idea!

We knew of this really messy, stinky pile of Yuk that had been left on the path and while OTL had his head down and facing into the wind, we had a really good roll!

OTL wandered on along the path, we kept rolling!

OTL went around the corner, still with his head down, we kept rolling!

Then he realised we were missing, so he did his 'Come On' whistle, we kept rolling!

Holly and I were Yucky Beyond Belief!

We were covered in this stuff!

When he saw what we had done, OTL was not a Happy Puppy, in fact, he was a Grumpy Old Man!

When we got back home we got a wipe down and our collars washed and our coats went straight into the washing machine!

Holly and I retired to our sleeping cushions and as Holly said............

One Nil to The Woofers!

OTL has been busy today, being the first of the month he has to email stuff to his customers, however, he did mention that it was the First Day of Spring, mind you, it didn't stop the rain!

Maybe tomorrow it will get better!

See you all then!


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret!


  1. Afternoon maties, I'm sorry to hear of all the miserable things Mrs TM and OTL have put you thru today. I think I have to agree with the mini TL's at the bus stop .......... cruel Mrs TM, I'm surprised she didn't bite them. I had a good chuckle at you getting your own back this afternoon and finding a really yukky, sniffy spot to have a roll on. These TL's do need putting in their places from time to time. Now, it rained here but I had my fleece on under my raincoat so only the bits that stick out got wet, my raincoat is rather large so not many bits stuck out, I would have preferred to stay home but my mum needed a bit of fresh air so I thought I might as well take her out for a little while, you know, keep in the good books. Mr Nipper has been very naughty so he's really deep, deep in the bad books, he told my mum she looked like a hamster with full pouches, she was not amused. My mum told Nipper that when she felt better she would sew up his butt, put a zip on his mouth and use him as a purse ........ he's just been making himself scarce since then. Now I've been very good again today, I've snuggled my mum to help her feel better so I reckon I'm in for another treat tonight. Paws crossed it's dry tomorrow. Have a lovely snuggly evening and enjoy your sniff unless it's been completely washed off. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and Mr (I can't believe I said that hamster thing out loud) Nipper xxxxxxxx

  2. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at your story, TM being heckled by those little darlings, that's funny, you rolling in a bad patch, that's funny (don't let them read this) and you getting all washed away, that made me cry. Poor little doggies dragged out in the wet, tomorrow had better be drier then OTL can take his camera out as well and we can see you. Meanwhile stay out of trouble, if you can, have a Wetless Wednesday. We are changing our Motorhome next week and the new to us van has a cocktail cabinet and an outside hot and cold shower, apparently good for muddy boots and dogs so you can visit us and get soaked on a dry day. xxxxxx