Thursday, 17 November 2016

OTL is in Trouble, again!

Hi Woofers!

It's us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret!

Well, last night Old Two Legs was snivelling about his sore tooth so The Missus came up with the idea of a Chinese Meal for OTL. Only it wasn't from the local Take-a-Way, it was from the freezer!

Ten minutes in the microwave and there was a pile of stuff calling itself Beef Chow Main with Egg Flied Rice!

OTL didn't think much of it and us Woofers thought even less!

No Plawn Clackers! No King Plawns or even Plawn Balls!

Poor OTL!

Poor us as well!

We were up a little late this morning and the sun was out of bed by the time we got down to the beach.

Late Again!
As we headed for the beach we bumped into a Female Two Legs clicking away with her camera. Now, she had taken a couple of pictures of OTL and Miss May the other day and she was back again looking for more pictures.

She took a couple of May and Eric when they were cuddled up in OTL's arms then took a couple of OTL's feet!

OTL was a little puzzled about that and asked what it was all for?

Seems that she is doing a degree in photography and has decided to submit a series of pictures of Two Legs Feet!

That's the trouble with these university students, they get some weird ideas sometimes!

Now what was worse, she didn't take any pictures of us woofers! I mean, Holly and I do a great pose but she was more interested in the ferrets and a bench!

No, don't ask!

Photographing a bench! Just what is she on?
Eric thought she was wonderful and he said that he was sure his photo came out the best!

A Camouflaged Ferret!
Down on the beach I was doing a demonstration of Camouflaging the rubber ball in the sand, just dig a hole and kick it in!

When I'm finished no one will see it!
This afternoon TM and OTL had to go out so it was a quick run for Fred and Wendy which was OK by them 'cos they wanted to catch up on their sleep!

When OTL got back he sat in the office trying to get some results by rubbing Freddy with a silk scarf.

He found the scarf in TM's clothes drawer together with some nylon socks.

The socks only made Freddy's hair stand up but the silk scarf had a little effect. It wasn't all shiny and glittery but it did have a sheen on it.

Then, using a small clothes brush OTL tried brushing Freddy's feet to clean them of any sawdust and stuff.

Now, 'What is all this for?' you may ask?

Well, the Ferret Show is next weekend and OTL has been trying ways of making the ferrets look their best.

Unfortunately TM didn't see it OTL's way and got all upset just 'cos he 'borrowed' her scarf!

I mean, it has been in the drawer for about ten years, unused, so we might as well put it to good use!

It's not as if OTL was using it to wipe Holly's butt when she gets a 'Grumbly Tum'!

I mean, if she keeps on OTL has said that he will 'Borrow' TM's knee length nylon knickers instead and then the ferrets will look like big balls of fur and will stick to the ceiling!

Now that would be fun!

See you tomorrow!


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.


  1. Evening little maties. Well wot a funny TL, fancy taking pictures of a bench when the best looking girlie woofers are about. Little Eric does look very cute peeping out of the grass. Loved all the photos today. Now you need to tell Mrs TM that she'll be the proudest Mrs TM around when Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric win all the rosettes cos they've got lovely shiny coats. It's not as if she was wearing it while OTL polished them is it! And as you say Daisy, OTL wasn't wiping Holly chops butt with it either. Now wot a let down, a frozen plate of chow mien and flied lice, boooo hissssss, that's almost as bad a doggie scoff. You need to tell Mrs TM that santa paws is watching. I've had my bath, I've been rubbed and scrubbed and trimmed and clipped. I'm off to the vet in the morning for a check up cos my mum reckons I'm a bit out of sorts, well, she'd be out of sorts if she'd been bathed and clipped and sniffed like a tarts handbag! I hope the scoff there improves tonight for OTL and the muggings improve for you and Holly chops. Have a good evening all. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and Mr Nipper xxxxxxxx

  2. That female two legs might be on something you don't want to know about. Bet OTL takes better pictures than her. love yer XXX

  3. Well each to their own, I suppose some people think a park bench is interesting and one advantage is that it doesn't move so if she is very hesitant with her camera what better subject that a wooden bench. I think you are very beautiful even the one of you and Holly backs is much more lovely than a park bench. I heard about this silk scarf episode, let me know if OTL is going to use TM's knee length nylon knickers and we will cancel our early Christmas adventure and come to the village hall!! Bad luck on the Chinese Ready Meal and I hope OTL is recovering so that he can tuck into a nice piece of chicken even if he can't manage steak. Take care in the wind and wet, maybe OTL's lady admirer will be back to photograph his wellies. xxxxxx