Thursday, 8 December 2016

It's the Dentist Man Again!

Yo Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret here!

Fun time here!

We were up early today 'cos The Missus wanted to use the little car to go out shopping. We tried very hard and got out before the sun came up and we expected to get the ferrets to wee a bit quicker and speed up the sniffing as well!

No chance!

It seemed that every dog we know and a few we don't know, they were all out this morning earlier than normal!

Old Two Legs was picking up and putting down the ferrets all along the path and of course, we just had to stop and say 'Good Morning' to all the woofers and their Two Legs!

Finally we got home to see TM standing there with her arms folded, her foot tapping and her making a 'Tutting' sound!

We all blamed OTL and then scarpered off to the office to keep out of the way!

Once TM had gone OTL had a super game with all the ferrets, Miss Wendy shoved the box of ferret food off the office desk then rushed down the plastic tube so she could start eating it.

Freddy heard all the noise and was there in a flash, well Freddy and food are very much like Holly and food, they sort of go together!

TM got back in time for our afternoon walk but we couldn't hang around 'cos OTL had to visit the dentist to get his bridge re installed!

He has only just got back and he now has a mouth full of re-engineered plastic teeth!

He has got to wait for three months before he can get the real bridge installed and the vet says it will be made of metal!

Holly says we will have to call him 'Old Tin Chops' instead of Two Legs!

Sorry there are no pictures today, you see OTL is moving loads of files from one memory stack to another and doesn't want to overload the laptop!

That means we have to use the 'Office Computer' which doesn't have any photo processing programs!

You will have to wait until tomorrow!

Bye bye for now!


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.


  1. Evening little maties, Old Tin Chops and foot tapping Mrs TM. Well wot a busy day you've all had. Hope OTL's new bridge stands up to the test until his proper one is fitted. Miss Wendy is very clever to know how to empty the packet of scoff, well done Freddie for getting the wimmin to provide the scoff for you to eat. Wot's this I hear about Mrs TM and some new stockings, make sure OTL don't borrow them to polish the ferrets or he might find himself in real trouble. Instead of a bridge he might need a full set of gnashers. I've been to the groomers today, had a bath, yuk, been brushed, yuk, yuk and trimmed, yuk, yuk, yuk but the biggest insult was .......... I came out with a Christmas bow tied on me ........ honestly, just wot do they think I am? Thankfully there were none of my woofer mates around to see or I would have been so embarrassed. I came straight home and rolled round the floor to get rid of the pesky ribbon, my mum stopped me from ripping it to shreds though. Shame there are no pictures today, I bet Mrs TM standing tapping and tutting would have made a really good shot. Have a lovely evening all, stay warm and snuggly and hope you get lots of muggings. I'm having an early night cos my mum is up early tomorrow for work. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and Mr (he looked a real bozo with a ribbon on) Nipper xxxxxxxx

  2. I am sure that the pictures will be worth waiting for, as for being Old Tin Chops, I have been trying to find a word beginning with "L" as he is OTL and not OTC but I can't think of one! Not yet anyway!! Lovely image coming over of the food falling and the ferrets rushing to eat it all before OTL gets there, I had a chuckle. Hope TM's shopping went well, I can see her now tapping her foot, tutting and flapping her arms about waiting for the cars' return, don't tell her I thought it very funny. I heard about Archie and his bow, what a thing for a self respecting full blooded male to be dressed up with a bow, next thing we will see is OTL complete with a big bow covering his bald patch, still it would keep out the draft. Tell OTL to be careful, don't eat any cheese sandwiches and for goodness sake don't eat any chocolate, nuts or shortbread or he will have to put up with the consequences. xxxxxx