Tuesday, 6 December 2016

No Fog Horns Today!

Yo Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret here!

Old Two Legs has discovered a medical break through regarding his 'Problem'!

Now, every so often OTL gets what he calls Ocular Migraine, which makes him see a kaleidoscope of funny shapes in the form of a circle in his eye. Normally a couple of Paracetamol tablets puts him right and the Migraine goes away after a while.

Now he hasn't had one of these attacks ever since he had his cataracts sorted out last year.

Today, while he was clearing May and Eric's cage out, May decided to 'Raid' Fred and Wendy's cage and start a punch up through the bars of the cage with Miss Wendy.

So, there was Wendy on the top shelf in the cage with the bars above her and a ferret bag on top of that with Miss May on top of it all scratching at the bag so she can get nearer to Wendy for a Punch Up!

OTL gets up from his chair and goes to tell May off for starting a fight when Wendy, backs up to the cage wall, just where OTL's nose is level with the cage, lifts her tail and lets off a gigantic 'Ferret Fear Fart', straight towards OTL's nose.............POW!

Poor OTL staggers back shaking his head and blinking his eyes!

Piggin Ell! Quotes OTL, or something very similar!

Ooops! Says Wendy, sorry about that!

Strewth! Says May sitting down on her tail and going cross eyed!

It was then that OTL noticed that his Ocular Migraine was fading fast and he could see!

Now, all we got to do is work out how to bottle 'Wendy's Windy Pops' and we'll make a fortune!

Talking of Wendy, when OTL goes hunting for the ferrets to put them to bed he keeps finding socks tucked under the furniture. We have all been watching each other to find out who it is but so far the culprit has been very sneaky!

Until today.

Miss Wendy trying to make off with OTL's gloves!
Caught in the act!

There are no other pictures today 'cos it has been very foggy down here. It has been so foggy that the Sheerness Fog Horn didn't even bother to sound off.

Maybe he has heard about Wendy's Windy Pops!

Tomorrow we should get rid of the fog, with luck and OTL can play with his camera!

Bye bye for now!


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.


  1. Evening little gassed maties down by the foggy seaside. Wowser, Miss Wendy's wind cures migraines. Now that is a headline worthy of a front page. Sorry to hear OTL was suffering but wot a big help Miss Wendy was in curing it. Way to go Wendy. Shame Miss May didn't get more of a nose full then she might not want to go in for fisticuffs with Miss Wendy. Mind I suppose if Miss May hadn't started, Miss Wendy wouldn't have farted and poor OTL might still be suffering. Every cloud has a silver lining so they say, even a gas cloud it seems. It's been foggy down this way as well today. I went up for my walk and went to see my friend Brenda at the sweet shop for my cuddles, kiss and treat and when we came out I had another sit in outside the shop. My mum says I won't be going again if I don't stop it. I've had a lovely siesta snoozing with my mum this afternoon, we got right snuggled up all warm and cosy. I hear that Eric is keeping his balls all nice and neat and tucked away, he's such a good little chap. Hope you all have a lovely evening with some muggings and now you know who the sock thief is you can follow her and keep all your paws warm. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and Mr Nipper xxxxxxxx

  2. Well a different day of sorts, fog but that was here too, gas wasn't strong enough to arrive thankfully and I still have my gloves and socks. The crafty little so and so making off with things, glad it wasn't any of TM's undies that were stowed behind the furniture could have been embarrassing if the gas engineer was called out. Only one picture but it is a beauty, it really is. If another one of these Ocular attacks happens then give little missy some brussel sprouts and cured in no time. You must get the remedy patented and make your fortunes. It has been very frosty in the mornings when Michael has been out for a walk with his camera, we don't have any woofers so he takes the camera instead! Hope your muggings were good xxxxx