Friday, 9 December 2016

Still moving data!

Hello Woofers!

We are back again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret!

Would you believe it? We are still moving data from one place to another! Mostly pictures but so far we have shifted 29,433 items!

We never knew he had taken so many!

Young Eric got himself into trouble this morning, big time!

After we got back from our morning walk, Old Two Legs started to clean the cages out. He opened the door and let Eric and May out for a rampage around the house, as normal. 

Then for some unknown reason he opened the door to Fred and Wendy's cage and changed the water bowl.

Next thing OTL hears is Wendy and Eric screaming!

There was Wendy, teeth clamped around the side of Eric's neck, giving him the old Ferret Death Roll!

In went OTL and managed to get them apart. Wendy was in 'Super Kill' mode while Eric was shaking with fright!

Poor lad, he has never been in a dispute over territory before and all he wanted was a sniff in the cage but instead got a furious ball of fluff and teeth intent on making sure he never forgets whose cage this was!

It took OTL a good ten minutes to calm Eric down and stop him from shaking!

Me thinks a lesson has been learnt!

OTL will only open one cage at a time in future!

Strange isn't it, it is May and Wendy that show aggression but the lads only want a quiet life!

OTL has been working hard today getting last minute orders shifted. Why is it that the customers always leave it to the last minute to order something and then expect you to (a) have it in stock, (b) expect to to drop everything and re-engineer it just for them and (c) get it down to the carrier today for delivery tomorrow morning?

I've never really understood Two Legs!

Hey! Now, what's all this about getting washed and having to wear a Christmas costume? Us woofer have standards to keep you know!

Mind you, OTL has us booked in the Poodle Parlour on the 23rd December! It had just better be a mild Christmas or there will be deep trouble!

The laptop that is controlling the data movement is saying that there is 81.9GB to go and it will take nine hours!

That means we can't do the other five folders before two thirty tomorrow morning!

OTL can stay up if he wants but we are off to bed !

See you tomorrow!


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret (with a sore neck). 


  1. Evening little maties. Well that's a lot of shifting you've had to do. Poor Eric, these girl ferrets have a lot to answer for, fancy beating up on a poor little chap. I do hope Eric is over his shock, you're right Daisy, chaps just want a peaceful life and I expect Eric was just putting his head round the door to introduce himself to the neighbours. Naughty Wendy, I hope Santa Paws was watching and taking notes. Miss Wendy will have an empty stocking on Xmas day if she's not very careful. I know wot you mean about these TL's leaving things to the last minute, poor OTL, he wanted to spend time with his favourite woofers and ferrets, then he has to go and do work and rush off to get stuff posted. You and Holly chops have my sympathy for having to go to the groomers just before Xmas, I hope your groomer doesn't do bows in your hair like wot mine did. Honestly, a chap has to think of his street cred you know. At least I didn't come out sniffing like a tarts handbag this time, I was bathed in pear shampoo so I sniff fruity, nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Mind, by the time I came back from my walk this morning my mum was almost crying cos I was back to being my normal grubby self........... nothing like a damp day to make splashes on your tummy. Now, I've something very important to tell you, if you see the postman over the next couple of days, DON'T chase him away, he has a delivery from Santa Paws, only because Santa Paws reckons your chimney is a bit too tight for him this year. So whatever you do, make sure May and Wendy are caged and muzzled or else their stockings will definitely be lacking. Don't blame you for not staying up, enjoy your snoozes and any muggings. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and Mr Nipper xxxxxxxxx

  2. This fisty cuffs doesn't sound good to me, I hope young Eric is OK after his ordeal and as you said the boys want a quiet life but then I think that is usual in the male female divide. The computer sounds an entirely different kettle of fish, all those thousands of things looping about, very worrying. So the parlour is booked for the 23rd, does that mean that OTL and TM are going to go along and get spruced up for the festivities, you will need to learn how to use the camera phone and take some sly pictures, ho ho ho! xxxxxx