Saturday, 18 March 2017

I think I have a Dust Allergy!

Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret here!

I tell you wot, this tidying up thing is a right pain in the tail! We have been helping Old Two Legs get rid of all the crumbs and bits of grass and twigs and sand and garden stuff that hangs on our coats after a good rampage around the garden chasing the birdies!

We have worn out the jet powered vacuum cleaner,twice! It got too hot and fainted twice!

The electric carpet sweeper is worn out, well the battery is and it takes such a long time to charge it back up again!

The ferrets haven't helped much. As soon as we find the stash they hid under the sofa they moved it to under the table! Just to be extra helpful. the second set of ferrets found the stash under the table and moved it to under the sofa!

Holly has been going around and finding the stash and eating it so the ferrets can't move it again. Mind you, it was a bit of a game finding the little extra stash in the crate full of Ping Pong Balls that Eric loves swimming in!

Down on the beach we were approached by six Mini Two Legs who wanted to stroke the ferrets and one asked if I remember his sister stroking the ferrets last weekend!

Seems like we are getting a name down here, even OTL is known as 'The Ferret Man'!

This afternoon we had a break and watched a little TV while OTL gave Holly and me a good brush all over! It was great 'cos at the end we got some Doggy Choc Buttons that have been hiding in a box for just ages! They have now almost all gone!

Auntie Sheila will be coming over to let us out into the garden tomorrow while OTL picks up The Missus and her mate from the airport. We have promised not to make too much of a mess before TM gets back!

So, all this vacuuming and dusting has made me sneeze and I had to go up on the bed for a snooze, just to get over it!

Well, that's my excuse anyway!

Just loved Archie Babes singing tale! Brilliant! That will teach them to wimp on about 'Jet Lag' when there are balls to chase and Flogs to Hunt!

Another thing, OTL says that there is no Menswold, it's always been a Womenswold and don't the men know it!

See you tomorrow!


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret


  1. Evening little worn out maties by the seaside. I hope OTL hasn't been sitting there watching you and Holly chops and the ferrets doing all that housework! You must have worked very hard to make the hoover faint. Them ferrets need to know that Mrs TM will be inspecting under the sofa and under the table so it's no good them moving the biscuits from one to the other. Good for Holly chops, I can see she is taking this housework lark very seriously. Poor Daisy, I hope you feel better and have got over your sneezes now that you've had a little snooze. It's good that you managed to get a walk on the beach today with all that work going on. Did OTL take my advice about his socks, always turn them inside out and you get a few more days wear out of them. That's nice of aunty Sheila to let you out tomorrow when you're home alone. I bet Mrs TM can't wait to get back for cuddles, will you give her a snuggle and a lick from me as well, although I'm not sure that she deserves it, leaving you for so long and leaving doggie scoff for you to eat. I'm practising my best songs for tomorrow morning. If they think they're going to have a lay in at 4.40 when I'm wide awake and on guard duty, they can think again. I'll serenade them for a while and see if they come down and get me to take me up for cuddles. Enjoy this evening and put your paws up, you deserve a good rest. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and Mr Nipper xxxxxxxxx

  2. By the sound of it TM has bought so much stash that she will not notice a few chunks of biscuits and rolls of grass about the place! I bet it will be Chinese takeaway Sunday night with some plawn clackers then Monday back to usual with TM rushing around making up for lost time and playing with her new toys! You have all been very busy with the cleaning and sneezing deserves a good snooze, be sure to guard the house in the morning and play nicely for auntie Shelia, best pleading looks works every time. We don't suppose you will post Sunday as you will be too busy helping with the unpacking and washing all the clothes TM brings back, hope she has found some nice goodies for you all. Welcome back TM xxxxxx