Thursday 26 October 2017

It's all better now!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret here!

It's been a right day today, full of little surprises and stuff.

Let me explain.

This morning Holly and I were out with Old Two Legs for our walk down the beach. The ferrets May and Eric stayed cuddled up in OTL's arms for most of the walk and only decided to get down at the last hundred yards or so!

Not really a walk in my mind!

Back home OTL was cleaning the cages and doing some last little bits on the computer to get it all back working as it should.

First May and Eric had a rampage around the house plus they had a game of chase with OTL, all good fun.

They then went back into their cage for a slurp of Ferretone and a bit of chicken fillet, yum yum!

As soon as the cage door is shut they finish off the chicken and head for bed and a snooze.

Then it is Freddy and Wendy's turn for a rampage while OTL does the cage. You see? Organised or wot?

Well, today OTL's mind wasn't fully on what he was doing 'cos after cleaning the cage and having another game of chase, plus fiddling about on the computer, he picked up Freddy and Wendy and put them in the cage, but it wasn't their cage, he had put them in with Eric and May!

Without thinking, he shut the cage door and headed for the computer. Well, that was until he heard the scream of a pair of ferrets in mortal combat!

In fact what had happened was Eric, seeing a much bigger Freddy in his cage, ran away and dived under the blankets and pretended he didn't exist!

Freddy, being the friendly sort, crept into the bed that Miss May was stretched out in and gave her a ferret cuddle, which starts off with a bit of butt sniffing!

At that point, Miss May, feeling a new wet nose under her tail, let loose a massive Ferret Fear Fart that made everyone eyes water!

Then, just to push the point home, she sunk her teeth into Freddy whilst at the same time letting of a scream!

By then OTL had got back to the cage and dragged them apart before any harm could be done.

Freddy got grabbed and extracted and Wendy was picked up from the food bowl before she could find Eric, who was still pretending he didn't exist!

It was a case of cuddles all around with OTL, followed by a slurp of Ferretone and an extra lump of chicken for them all!

Naughty OTL, he really aught to keep his mind on one job at a time!

A little later he announced that he had finally sorted the computer, programmed some radios for a customer and finished mending some other radios for another customer!

Things were getting better!

Next it was lunchtime so off we went again. This time we didn't take Freddy and Wendy with us 'cos it had started to rain and the ferrets don't like the rain!

We didn't mind too much 'cos it was that fine misty rain and we had a doggy towel in the car if we got too wet!

Before we headed home we had to delivery all these radios to the customers and fill the car with petrol.

When we finally got back home we were beginning to be hungry and soon had finished off the scoff The Missus had prepared for us.

As a treat we each had a teeth cleaning chew to finish off our meal. Holly decided to leave hers until later but I soon polished mine off.

Then I had an idea!

Holly was on the sofa and I was by the back windows. I started woofing at a pair of cats I could see.

I couldn't really see them but Holly didn't know 'cos she leapt down and rushed to the window woofing her tail off.

As soon as she jumped down from the sofa I dashed around the other side of the chair, jumped up, grabbed the chew, jumped down and rushed up stairs and under OTL's desk where I made short work of the chew!

Next thing I knew, Holly and TM were hunting the chew and both decided that I had it!

As if!

I mean, there was nothing there!

All gone!

All I was doing is nibbling my Bonio Biscuit, and, I had been given that this morning!

I think it has been a good day today!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.