Friday, 11 March 2016

OTL has a new Dead Rat Microphone!

Hi Woofers!

It's Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and 'Fall Over' Freddy de Ferret!

Another super day today!

It was a bit chilly to start but once the sun got up it melted all the frost and warmed everything up!

Both May and April said it was too cold to begin with and elected to stay in the ferret bag!

May likes riding in the bag but she keeps sticking her head out and talking to Old Two Legs!

No, it's OK, I'm standing on Aprils head!
 Most of the time she is what OTL calls a 'Back Seat Driver'!

Keep to the left and mind that rabbit hole over there!
 Down on the beach April said that she was still cold and could she have a cuddle please? Of course, OTL picked her up and she got a ride in the bag until we got to the grass path where she did a bit of sniffing!

I'm cold, I need a cuddle please!
 May spent some time helping Holly and me search for the sniff from yesterday but we didn't find it so we reckon it got washed out to sea!

Not even a sniff of a sniff!
 When we got back there was some horrid Doggy Scoff in the bowl, phew! I've sniffed better sniffs than that!

Looks like we are going hungry again today!

The Postman called and delivered OTL's new microphone for the video camera. It looks dead smart and all professional looking. It also has a filter thing to help stop the wind blowing across the microphone and making a terrible noise.

OTL said we will try it out on the lunch time walk.

Holly said that although it looks professional, it also looks like a Dead Rat!

So, that's what we are going to call it, OTL's 'Dead Rat Microphone'!

Dead Rat or Hamster?
 So, Dead Rat or not we went out to try it out and we all gave it a good test!

Dead Rat

Well, we reckon that OTL's laboured breathing and the crunch of his boots on the sea shells may have added a bit of realism but we prefer the new microphone!

Next we will see how The Missus sounds when she does the next 'Glue Slapping Video'!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret!

Thursday, 10 March 2016

Sunshine Super Day!

Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret here again!

Wot a change from yesterday! Just look at it, all sunshine and balmy breezes. Both sets of ferrets were out with us. In the morning it was the Page 3 Girls who seemed to be chuckling all the way around the Sea Wall!

When we got to the beach we left Old Two Legs to play with the ferrets while Holly and I went off Sniffin' the Sniffs.

It was then that I found this Super Smelly Sniff and I just couldn't resist it!

I did one of those really good rolls that got the sniff sticking to my back and shoulders!

Best thing was, the ferrets didn't tell on me!

Should we tell OTL?
 I'm sure that they wanted to have a roll themselves but before they could get to it, OTL spotted me!

Look, if we both make a dash for it we might get a quick roll!
I was in the Poo, in more ways than one!

Back in the car I was tied up to the back door so I couldn't stretch out on the seat!

When we got home I was marched out to the kitchen and given a good scrub down, all over!

It was Horrid!

That's the trouble with TL's, they got no appreciation for a good sniff!

Lunchtime OTL had to wake Freddy and Wendy from their slumbers, Freddy was so asleep that he didn't wake up when OTL lifted him out of his sleeping bag and put his harness on!

He didn't wake up when OTL put him in the Travelling Cage either!

Mind you, Miss Wendy wasn't much better but she did wake up as OTL put her in the cage!

Of course, both ferrets had heard about my Smelly Roll and as soon as we got onto the beach they were both looking for the pile!


If I find it I'm going to have a roll!
 I just couldn't remember where it was and both Holly and I had our noses down sniffing for all we were worth!

I'm sure it's near here!
 Freddy wasn't much help 'cos all he sniffed was the Sea Kale!

I think I'd rather roll in this!
 Wendy was looking and sniffing but she didn't find it either!

No, not here!
 As we were getting near to the end of the beach Holly and I decided that it must be under the water 'cos the tide was almost all the way in and we reckon that the Super Smelly Sniff would be washed out to sea forever!

Well, I reckon it's gone!
Freddy and Wendy enjoyed a good sniff up the Grass Path and Holly even sat down to wait for them to catch up! She reckoned that as they had tried to help us search for the sniff, it was the least we could do for them!

Both ferrets had a good run all the way back to the car and only got picked up once when a couple of Bozo Type Woofers went past us along the Sea Wall. They were a distance away but OTL isn't taking any chances after loosing Wilma.

One sniff of a woofer and the ferrets get lifted off the floor in Double Quick Time!

Back home we all crashed out, well all us woofers did, leaving OTL to play about with his computer doing some Very Important Things on the laptop!

Claws crossed we will have more good weather tomorrow!

Bye for now.

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.

Wednesday, 9 March 2016

Cold, Wet & Windy!

Yo Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret back again!

You know, just for a change, the Weather Man was right about today's weather, it certainly was cold wet and windy!

In fact, Old Two Legs lets May and April off the run along the Sea Wall because, as he said, it was 'Inclement Weather'!

Inclement? It was Booming Freezing!

We even needed our rain coats on!

Down on the beach OTL was trying to play tricks on us. There we were, sniffing our way along the beach when OTL calls out 'Eagle'!

Now, both Holly Dog and I know that the chance of seeing an eagle in North Kent would be pretty rare. So we both chose to ignore his joke and carried on sniffing and refused to look where he was pointing..

No eagles around here!
After a while Holly sort of turned her head around and whispered to me, 'Look, Brent Geese, OTL is going Potty!'

Eagles they ain't!
The Postman brought Wendy's new collar tags today and OTL fitted one to her harness. Now she will look dead smart going our for a walk with us all. She was using Snowflakes old tag and while she said it was an honor to wear it, she would rather have her own tag!

April was off down the vet's today for a checkup and to get a new supply of pills for her heart trouble. The vet said he was very pleased with her progress and she was looking good and had even put on some weight!

He gave OTL a big box of pills and said he didn't need to see April again for six months! Then charged him a fortune and tickled April and May under their chins!

May was all for giving him a 'Playful Nip' but decided against it 'cos he may charge OTL even more next time!

OTL says it's called 'Blood Money'!

Lunchtime we were going to wake Fred and Wendy up so they can come with us on our walk but OTL said it was too cold and they wouldn't enjoy it because of the muddy path and the cold wind.

That means we get to choose the path and of course we went around the long way!

Looks like rain!
The tide had just 'Turned' but it was still bashing away at the Sea Wall and there were a couple of times when the water came over the top of the wall!

Looking at the sea you could see that it wasn't really warm enough for a dip!

Cold wet and Nasty!
 A bit further on we met that woofer who just loves to get a stroke from OTL but he really is a wimp! I mean, we go dashing up to him giving out 'Hello Matey' type woof and he goes rushing off to his Two Legs saying that we were woofing at him!

I mean, what a wimp!

They're woofing at me Mum!

Back home we went off to our cushions and enjoyed a super afternoon snooze while OTL finished off his 'Book Keeping' stuff.

We had a look in the ferret cage and see that May had kicked her Poo Pot upside down and emptied all the contents over the floor. So, OTL, being a bit put out, took the poo pot out and brushed all the litter into one corner saying that they could 'Get On With That!'

When they both saw what OTL had done, both ferrets migrated up to the top shelf and went to sleep in the corner hammock!

Let's see just where they leave their poo now!

OTL ordered up the new Travelling Cage last night and it is on its way, in fact it was shipped last night! Speedy service or wot? Archie Babe said he had his old one he used when he was a puppy and we could have it for the ferrets but OTL had already ordered and paid for the new one! Still, if we get any more ferrets I think OTL will be in touch with Archie Babe!

By the way, this is wot the new one looks like, but I think it is a bit smaller than this one!

SMALL Petmate Vari Kennel for small dogs, kittens, cats, pets - Cream Linen Colour
You know, that woofer looks a lot like my Mum, my real Mum that is, not The Missus!

The cage is approved for air travel, so who knows, we could send the ferrets on holiday by aeroplane instead of in the back of the car!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret!

Tuesday, 8 March 2016

Sunshine and Poppy And OTL gets inspected!

Hi Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and 'Fun Time' Freddy de Ferret!

Have we been having fun today? You bet we have!

It started this morning when we went out for our morning walk. We met up with young Poppy who thinks that Old Two Legs is the best thing since a 'Smelly Roll!

She is also fascinated by the ferrets, especially Miss May. She comes running up but doesn't get too close 'cos she isn't too sure what May would do if she got close enough for a sniff!

Holly said that May should try giving Poppy a 'Ferret Kiss' but OTL wouldn't allow that, so, the pair just looked at each other! 

Just a little kiss?
Poppy's Two Legs was getting worried so he put Poppy onto her lead and suggested they carry on their walk and leave May to do some digging in the sand.

That was not what Poppy wanted, so she sat down on the beach and refused to move!

She got lifted up onto her paws and sat down again. She got lifted onto her paws again and still sat down again!

Then she got told off and lifted back onto her paws.

So she stood there not moving and then collapsed onto the beach again!

If you don't move you're in deep poo!
 She didn't move.


Poppy in Deep Poo!
May and April were laughing their tails off and Holly was rolling around holding her side and saying 'No More, Please, No More!'

Both ferrets enjoyed a walk up the grass path but it was April who wanted to get back in the bag again 'cos she said she could sniff woofers!

Let's get back in the bag, I sniff Woofers!
There wasn't any woofers and it was April just being crafty! Mind you, she got out of the bag for the last bit of a run back to the car!

Midday we were off again taking OTL to the hospital to get his left eye checked out. They have to make sure he has one there so they can operate on it on Saturday!

I mean, they checked it out the last time he had an operation on his right eye, so it's not as if he could loose it!

While he was in the hospital Holly, The Missus and I went for a walk around Leybourne Lakes, a place we have often been before and Holly got to start an argument with a swan. The swan was hissing and Holly woofing but that was all that happened, loads of Woofing Hisses!

We went all the way around the lakes and by the time we got back to the car OTL was being thrown out of the hospital and told to report back on Saturday!

We picked him up and then it was off to the accountant to drop off loads of paperwork and then we visited one of our most favourite places in the world.

The Doggy Shop!

Holly and I woofed our way around the shop until we arrived at the Chicken Fillet section and then we helped OTL load up the shopping basket!

 OTL went looking for a new Travelling Cage for the ferrets but couldn't find one that looked strong enough. Freddy is getting too clever, he just charges the door and 'Pow' it flies open and there he is, ready to escape. The only problem is, he doesn't know which way to go, so he reverses back into the cage and falls asleep! 

What a Bozo!

In the first Doggy Shop he couldn't find one that would match up to his engineering standards, so off we went to another Doggy Shop and it was just the same there so we expect he will be 'On Line' tonight searching for Ferret Cage that would hold a fully grown male lion!

So, that's if for today, April is off to the vet tomorrow for some more pills and a checkup.

So that means an early start for us so the cages can get cleaned before April and OTL are off.

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and of course, Freddy de Ferret.

Monday, 7 March 2016

OTL is in The Poo, TM is not Happy and the ferrets are showing off!

Hi Woofers!

Here we are again!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Grumpy Freddy de Ferret!

Oh dear! it has been one of those days when not matter what he does, Old Two Legs manages to get it wrong!

It started this morning when he let May and April out for breakfast and April did a little 'Marker Poo' in the corner. OTL, quick as a flash leans down to pick up the poo with the very handy 'Poo Shovel' when May comes running over and gives him a playful nip on the arm.

'Oh Golly Gosh' spake OTL jumping back. In his haste to get out of the way of May, he managed to flip the contents of the Poo Shovel into the air where it circumscribed a gentle arc, returning to earth where OTL's hand was waiting to catch it!

Splat went the poo, Sh**! spake OTL, that's right said May!

May was rolling on her back laughing her tail off while April was just too busy slurping the milk from the Doggy Bowl on the floor!

On our walk the wind was blowing the cold stuff about and we all decided to 'Get a Move On' and get back home ASAP!

May didn't think much when she was told to 'Hurry Up' half way through a wee!

Can't a Girl have a Wee in Peace?
Back home we left OTL to get on with his stuff while Holly and I went off in search of breakfast, we found it, caramelised ox heart!

Well, it was more than caramelised, it was like chewing old boots! The Missus blamed OTL 'cos she was busy on FaceAche telling the world that the latest video was located in the wrong place!

Seems OTL hit the wrong button and sent it to my account instead of TM's!

OTL doubly in the poo this time!

Lunchtime was not any better for OTL, there he was, trying his best to get us all out for a walk in the sunshine when the sunshine went behind a cloud. The wind was still cold and was blowing right up the ferrets tail!

Couple that with the missing ferret leads and yoke!

OTL had left it at home, so, the only thing left to do was to loan our lead and yoke to the ferrets so they could get a walk!

They were not too happy about that and when you look at the photo you can see it was a bit 'Over The Top'!

We're Ferrets not big Woofers!
First Wendy would stop for a sniff and Freddy would be dragging her along the beach, then Freddy stopped for a wee and Wendy would pull him off his paws!

In the end Freddy started to howl and say his legs had fallen off and if OTL didn't pick them and Wendy up he would report OTL to the Ferret Rescue Centre!

My Paws, My Paws, I can't feel my Paws!
That was it, OTL picked them up, Wendy and Freddy got a lift all the way to the car!

Back home again and Shona, the Landlady OTL and Alun stayed with on Orkney sent an email with some pictures of the Aurora last night.

OTL was not happy and is now talking of making another trip up there at the end of this year!


If only OTL could see the Aurora down South!
I must admit, it does look super and even TM said she wanted a print of it so she can make a card!

OTL said that he is on the last bottle of Highland Park, an Orkney Whisky, so that is a good reason for going back!

Yeah! Right! I can see TM letting him out again!

See you all tomorrow and keep up with the snuggles Archie Babe, when these TL's are all snotty they need extra care!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.

Sunday, 6 March 2016

Dahlings Where is the Rouge?

Hi Woofers!

Here we are again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and the Big Cuddly Freddy de Ferret!

Well, what a day!

It started with May and April having a war with Wendy but from different sides of the cage and one of them let off a Ferret Fart that was so strong that Old Two Legs had to open the window to get a breath of fresh air!

To stop them waring, OTL put the Page 3 Girls in the 'Naughty Cage' for a while to calm them down!

We are not sure who ti was who let one off but the 'Naughty Cage' stopped any more!

As normal, May and April were down the beach with us first but they stayed in the bag all the way to the beach 'cos although the sun was out, it was still cold! 

Still cold
 April stayed in the bag but May was up for a game of chase the wave but she managed to keep her paws dry!

She is getting good at this game!

Can't Catch Me!
 Mind you, there was nothing she could do when it was time to climb the stairs!

Normally she walks along the top of the Sea Wall and only has a step or two to climb but today it looked like a mountain and OTL said she had to do it all on her own!

Just where is the lift when you need it?
 Back home The Missus was getting ready for the demo she was going to do with Stencils and Glitter Paste and stuff.

Now you know that all you see is her hands flashing all over the place sloshing glue and gunge all over the place. Well, today there she was, sitting in front of her make up mirror getting all tarted up and playing the Diva!

'Oh Come On Dahlings Who Has My Rouge?'

Talk about putting it on!

A little later than normal we got out and both Fred and Wendy enjoyed the run on the beach, Miss Wendy was straight into the sea weed looking for the monster but it seems that today she was going to be out of luck!

Nothing, not even a sniff!
 Freddy Boy left her to it and went off to dig a hole or two with us!


This is a good place for a hole!
 Back home OTL spent the afternoon slaving away over the computer cutting and splicing the video together and then up loading it onto YooToob but silly lad put it up on his account!

So, until he works out how to put it on TM's account, you will have to look at this link for Old Inky Fingers!

Inky Fingers

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret!

Saturday, 5 March 2016

Out again!

Hi Woofers!

It's Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Wendy & Freddy de Ferret here again!

Well, this morning was a bit cold 'cos of the overnight frost but May and April decided that they would come out with us.

The Missus was out early to get set up in the village hall for her 'Master Class' in Glue Slapping!

Once we got down the beach both May and April decided to stay in the bag until we got to the beach!

OTL got them both out and they agreed to have a run but got Old Two Legs to promise that they could get back in the bag when they got to the end of the beach!

End of The Beach, right?
Then May spotted the Weeing Rock but it had been broken in half! We all came up with suggestions on how it got broken, most of them were rude!

It's only half the size it was!
We all sniffed our way down the beach and at the end the ferrets reminded OTL of his promise! True to his word he picked them up and into the bag they went!

Come on, it's the bag for us!
OTL is sneaky though 'cos as soon as he got half way up the grass path he got them out again and made them run up the hill!

April didn't think much of that but as OTL put her back in the bag at the top, she forgave him!

Back home we were presented with a bowl of Doggy Scoff which is not what we wanted on a day like today!

OTL sneaked off to do the ferret cages while Holly and I jumped up onto the bed for a snooze!

Lunchtime Freddy and Wendy decided that their bed was better than a walk in the cold so when OTL suggested a walk they both ran back into their Snuggle Bed!

Holly and I had fun 'cos without the ferrets we get to go on a longer route and we have time to run on the beach and along the Sea Wall!

Come on, don't hang about!
It was beginning to get chilly so we didn't hang about too much. I found some smelly's to roll in but got caught by OTL before I managed to get it all the way down my back!

I had to have a wash when I got home which didn't please me too much!

Holly Chops on the other paw, she stayed away from the sniff and kept posing for OTL and the camera!

All I heard was, 'Look at me!'

She can be such a poser sometimes!

This is my 'Far Away' pose!
 Back home OTL has been playing with the printer and some of the pictures he took in Orkney, he has set them up as 'Antique Plate' which means Black and White with a sort of old brown tinge!

Whatever turns you on!

OTL has got curry tonight, so I don't expect any more than a soggy bit of Nan Bread dipped into the sauce!

Not exactly a feast is it?

I may even have to eat that Doggy Scoff before going to bed!

OTL is going to be busy next week, he has to go to the hospital to see if his eyeball is OK to operate on and next Saturday he is back down there for the operation! That is on top of another visit to the vet with Miss April to get some more pills and a checkup!

On top of all that, he has work as well!

Busy, Busy, Busy!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and the famous Freddy de Ferret!

Friday, 4 March 2016

We're all out today!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Mr (Cuddles) Freddy de Ferret back again!


Wot a Super Day it has been!


Down here in the Southeast it has been sun shine followed by sun shine and warm breezes. OK, I know that 'Up North', well sort of Midlands Area, they have had snow on the hills and even some down in the valleys but here it has been SUNNY!


To show just how good, our walk this morning was along the Sea Wall and onto the beach with both Miss May and Miss April!

This is so much better than rain!
Miss April had a walk on the beach and the grass path but wanted a carry for a little while along the top path.

Holly enjoyed a rest on the beach while the ferrets were having a sniff!


.........................are they going to be long?
Once they got to the bench on the hill it was a fast trot all the way back to the car!

April is doing well on her medication and when she is awake she is full of fun and bounce! At home she loves chasing around the house and fighting with May but she does enjoy her snooze afterwards! May of course is a bit livelier and stays awake a bit longer which can be a problem sometimes. You see May has worked out that if she gives the Poo Pot a good kicking, she will get attention from Old Two Legs, even if it is to tell her off for kicking the pot!

So, being a bit sneaky, she starts to kick the other tray which is a bed made up for both May and April so there is not so much of a dash when April want a wee!

The only problem is, April is in the tray trying to get some sleep and May is kicking seven bells out of it!

So OTL tells May off and sometimes puts her into the 'Naughty Cage' to cool off a bit!

Sometimes it works and sometimes May gets out and starts to attack Freddy's cage, trying to start a fight with Wendy!

That is one Mischievous Ferret!

Lunchtime Freddy de Ferret and Miss Wendy were out with us and down on the beach. Neither of them have been out for a couple of weeks due to the cold and wet weather, so this outing got them both excited!

OTL had to carry them both down to the beach while they were looking at the world around them. Freddy said he had almost forgotten what the world was like!

He made up for it 'cos as soon as they got onto the beach Freddy was digging away at the sand and making as bigger mess as possible!

Hang about I haven't finished yet!
 Wendy was straight into the sea weed having a good rummage around looking for 'Slimy Monsters'!

 Then she ran back to Freddy and the pair of them went back to the sea weed for some more 'Ferreting'!

Come on! Follow me, I've seen the Monster!
 What she had seen was the reflection of Dave in the rock pool as he looked over their shoulder!

he then ran off laughing his tail off!

Hey! I fooled them!
 There are times when young Dave can be a right pickle!

Now, we have another first!

In the past, when OTL puts Fred and Wendy in the travelling cage together, there is all hell breaking loose as Wendy gets all cross about Freddy taking up too much room and OTL has to separate them and Wendy travels in the Ferret Bag which has a chain and clip inside to keep her under control!

However, today, for the first time, they both went into the cage and  cuddled up together all the way home without any any nonsense!

Wendy has just started to come into season so OTL has been onto the vet to book her in to be 'Done'!

Once that is done she will be a lot happier in the future. Holly and I were done and I didn't like the stitches being taken out and Holly reckons she doesn't remember it at all!

May and April were done when they were at the Harrietsham Rescue Centre before they came to live with us and they reckon their tummy was a bit sore for a few days but it soon passes.

So, all the ferrets are cuddled up together and we can sniff food being cooked so that means there is a chance of some muggings!

Lets hope Archie Babes mum gets over her cold soon and stops looking like a Hamster!

Mind you, she can take her lunch to work with her and keep it in her cheeks and have a sneaky nibble before lunch!

We are off to see what what is up for mugging!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Mr Freddy de Ferret.

Thursday, 3 March 2016

Look! The Sun!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Mr Freddy de Ferret back again!

Today it was a change again, today we went for our morning walk along the Sea Wall with Old Two Legs!

The missus had appointments this morning which caused OTL to get up a bit earlier than normal!

We didn't mind that at all 'cos we met up with 'The Lads' again after a two week break!

Yo! Max, Oscar and Bailey!
 Then we got onto the beach and met up with Poppy and Bryn. Everyone asked where the ferrets were and how they were doing.

Poppy and Bryn playing 'Chase'!
We couldn't hang about 'cos TM wanted the car to go out, so it was back home as fast as possible!

Old Two Legs cleaned out the ferrets and then did our chicken breakfast, it was super, Holly and I finished the bowl but left a couple of scraps in the bottom, just in case we felt like a nibble later on!

Now, about this new motor home Auntie Sue is getting. She keeps on about the cocktail cabinet. I mean, I have always thought Auntie Sue was 'Pint of Bitter' Two Legs so what is this cocktail thing for? Don't tell me Michael is going all Tarty!

Miss Wendy is getting loads of cuddles from Freddy Boy, OTL keeps having a look at her bits and saying that 'It won't be long'! What we want to know is what will happen after the operation, will Freddy loose interest?

Will Wendy get any cuddles?

Lunchtime we were out again down on the beach with May and April all though April  did spend time inside the bag, May was out tearing around sniffing the sniffs with Holly and me!

If it is sunny tomorrow OTL says that he will take the Page 3 Girls out in the morning and then Freddy and Wendy at lunchtime, sort of 'Back to Normal' again!

OTL has been trying to video Freddy and Wendy when Fred is in 'Chat Up' mode but as soon as he pokes the camera at them, they run away!

Talking of videos, TM has informed OTL that she wants another video of her splashing the ink about and talking a load of waffle!

So I think that Sunday will be taken care of!

Just as long as we get our walks!

TM has just announced that dinner is ready, so we are off to see what we can mug!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret.

Wednesday, 2 March 2016

Wet, Cold and Windy!

Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret here again!

Well, I thought it was supposed to be Spring now with Daffs and Bird Song and Buzzing Insects and Chirping Chicks an.................

It ain't!

As the weather man says, 'Today it will be Wet, Cold and Windy!

We were out first thing with The Missus and it was raining, so, we all did the 'Fast Trot' around the Farm Field and were back home in no time!

The ferrets had only just got out of bed when we got back!

Holly and I had a game of Paw Ball, you know, it's a bit like your Football but we use squeaky balls and woof a lot!

Well, that is until TM takes the ball away and chases us upstairs with the jet powered vacuum cleaner!

Now, what's all this about a new van Auntie Sue? Outside shower? Won't that be a bit risky? I mean, there you are washing your back and getting a good lather on when the wind blows, up goes the curtains, whoosh goes the lather and your looking at your pitch marker together with the rest of your neighbours!

I'd use the on site showers if I were you!

Talking of Showers, we went out at lunchtime with Old Two Legs 'cos he had seen an 'Window' in the showers on the Rain Radar Thingy and blow me side ways, he was right!

It rained all the way to the Sea Wall, stopped when we got out and didn't start again until we were back in the car and heading back home!

Sometimes OTL gets it just right!

We were walking along, sniffing the sniffs when Holly asked me what I had been sitting in? She reckons my tail end sniffed of something strange!

'ere Wot You Bin Sitting in?
What she didn't know was I had been sitting on TM jumper and she sprays this perfume stuff from a bottle over her and her clothes, sniffs terrible but her jumper was so nice and soft!

Down on the beach we found a couple of sniffs but decided not to do any rolls 'cos we didn't fancy having to be washed when we got home, so we just enjoyed the sniffs!


Nah! I'll pass on a roll today, too cold!
Out on the mud there was a Curlew tapping the mud with his foot pretending it was raining! We have seen gulls do that as well and it is so the worms come up to the surface thinking there was water and food there but instead there is nothing there except Curly The Curlew!


Here Wormy Wormy!
Back home the ferrets were still snoozing, you know, I reckon they have the best time really, I mean, sleep for twenty hours a day, now come on, is that some life or wot!

With a bit of luck we will be getting some of TM's special 'Slimming Dinners' tonight, it's all full of meat and veggie and while we can eat the meat, the veggie gives us the wind, so we tend to leave that stuff to TM!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and Freddy de Ferret!