Sneaky, Sneaky or Wot!

Hi Woofers!

It's Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret here again!

Well, as you know, I've not been a Happy Puppy having to do my 'Walkies' around the football pitch. I mean, you can get really fed up with cats wee and Yorkie Poo!

It has also upset my tummy 'cos I'm a woofer that likes to hide in the long grass and do my stuff and of course, on a football pitch there is no long grass!

Old Two Legs decided that providing I was a good woofer and didn't cause any trouble, (as if!) I could go with him and Holly for a lunchtime walk on the Sea Wall!

Well, I was a good girls and as soon as we arrived in the long grass, I was off like a rocket and ...................POO!

I'll tell you, two days with no poo can certainly produce results!

It was a good job OTL had bought the 'Large' Poo Bags!

Oh! I needed that!

First thing this morning May and Eric went out down the Sea Wall while I had to wee around the Football field. Miss May did her digging exercises!

It's good for my claws!

 Back home OTL was doing his morning chores while the ferrets rampaged around the house and Freddy decided he would raid the Ferretone bottle!

He has discovered that he can lick the bottle top and get the Ferretone to dribble out, providing he gives the bottle a good licking!

My tongue is almost worn out!

 Now, we have got lots of mates all over the world but this is the first time we have been introduced to a parrot!

Now this is Mr Rocky and he has just arrived at Christina's. He is a bit of a character, loves having a bath and just loves eating!

A bit like Holly Chops!

Introducing Mr Rocky!

Mr Rocky loves his new home and is getting settled down to his new cage!

Now, we are off to mug OTL 'cos he has just got a cup of tea and some Choc Chip Cookies!

Yum Yum!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.

Holly Spots a Tsunami!

Hi Woofers!

It's Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret here!

I'll tell you wot, this walking around the football pitch is so really BOOOOOOORING!

Holly and May and Eric went off to the beach and I had to stay at home until Old Two Legs got back to take me for a walk ......................around the football pitch..........BOOOOOOORING!

All I get is sniffs from a couple of Yorkies and a Pussy Cat!

Now, when Holly came back from the beach she told me she had seen a Tsunami!

As she and the ferrets headed towards the beach they all noticed that the sea had loads of waves heading towards the shore and behind the waves, it was all calm!

Just look at that lot!

It was all very strange and Eric says that we must have had an earthquake out to sea to cause that sort of wave.

OTL had another suggestion. He reckons that one of the big container ships passed either up stream or down stream and was going at a fair old lick 'cos it threw up loads of waves and of course they were spreading out from the ship and the next bit of land is us, and Southend, and Isle of Sheppy!

The best things was, the ship was nowhere to be seen!

It took a long time for the waves to reach us!

Eric said that it was a good thing the waves were not bigger 'cos they would have run up the beach and given everyone a wash!

No wave here please!

Lunchtime OTL said he felt sorry for me, stuck at home and only getting a walk in the football field on my own.

So he took me out around the football field and brought Holly Chops with us!

It wasn't exactly what I wanted, I wanted the beach!

We both wandered around but our hearts were not really in it and OTL noticed we looked unhappy!

So, he says, 'Shall We See TM?' That was it, we were off like a couple of rockets!

Roll on Saturday at least I'll get a run on the beach!

My leg feels better, I've not needed to limp and every so often OTL gives my leg and paws a stroke, just to see if I jump!

Late this afternoon we should see our new hair clippers arrive, then next OTL plans to get hold of a 'Baby Bath' so that Holly and me can get a bath before a hair cut!

Now this should be fun!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.

Boring Wee's but Miss Milly get's lucky!

Hi Woofers!

It's Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret here again!

Well, a not very Happy Daisy 'cos I'm still restricted to wandering around the football field while the Gang get to go down the beach and dig holes and sniff sniffs and woof at the woofers they meet on the Sea Wall!

Old Two Legs got his picture of the flowers with some diffused light which proved to be better than yesterdays effort!

Better colours today!

 Holly says that she just didn't feel like having a 'Dig and Whizz' even with the ferrets joining in!

No thanks, I'll just have a sniff on my own!

 Holly was keeping an eye open for some of our other woofers who, when the turned up, asked how I was doing and if the limp had gone.

Holly said the limp had not appeared today but I was still kept on a lead, for my own good!

OTL, here come the Woofers!

 There was Oscar and Max followed by Dylan and Marley the Two Bob Dogs! Next came Bryn and Polly plus a couple that were down here on holiday!

Freddy and Wendy made sure they kept out of the way after a good dig in the sand!

My hole's bigger that a woofers hole!

 Hey, wot about the good news?

Brenda has been looking out for a little Yorky Woofer and missed out on Princess coming to live with her. Little Princess it was decided, was going to stay instead of being re homed.

Lucky Princess!

And Lucky Miss Milly, she is a little Yorky that was in need of a forever home and found it with Brenda!

So, there you go, two lucky woofers!

It will be lucky for Archie Babe 'cos he will have a new mate to play with and of course, what can be better than a mate who lives in a Sweet Shop!

See you all tomorrow and with a bit of luck the InterNetty Thing will keep working.

BTW, it is my back leg that is sore, I can still type with my front paws!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.

I'm missing out!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret here again!

Well, here I am on my second day of restricted action. Like, I'm not allowed to run or jump and the thought of a good swim is out of the question!

Holly Chops on the other paw is allowed loads of fun and the ferrets are joining in as well!

Mind you, all I got this morning is a slow wander around the football pitch behind the house, not very exciting at all!

It wasn't very sunny to begin with and even Holly said it was cloudy down on the beach!

It can only get better!

 Miss May and Eric de Ferret enjoyed themselves by digging a long trench in the sand. May said she prefers digging when it's cloudy 'cos she doesn't get too hot!

'ere! I've got sand up my nose!

Back home Old Two Legs is trying to convince himself to get an Electric Grooming Clipper so that he can give Holly and me a haircut in a couple of weeks. Now don't get me wrong and we know they have put up their prices three times in the last three visits but we don't want to end up with a haircut like wot OTL does on his head.

A Number One all over!

Mind you, if he gets it wrong, we can always grow some more hair and he can have another go until he gets it right!

Miss Wendy found the Ferretone bottle when she was out having her 'Rampage' around the house. It was difficult to get her away from the bottle 'cos the stuff kept on dribbling out and she couldn't stop licking it from the cap!

This is a good game!

 Lunchtime the sun came out and I had another walk around the football pitch..........BOOORING!

 Holly enjoyed the walk down on the Sea Wall and said 'Hello' to some soppy Bozo who came rushing up, tongue lolling about and then he fell flat on his nose in front of her!

Oh! Please, you don't have any idea how to treat a girl!

 OTL got all interested in the flowers in the hedgerow 'cos of the colour but the sun was high in the sky and it made the colours look all washed out!

Wot he needs is an ND Filter!

 Holly said it wasn't the same, not having me along to share a sniff with. I know what she means, you really need two noses to fully appreciate the sniff!

It's not the same!

 You will be please to know that I have been taking my medicine like a good girl and I was only spotted once doing the 'Limp', claws crossed, it's getting better!

Auntie Jeanette, Izzy's Mum knows all about limping as well 'cos she has got to see the Two Leg Vet and maybe have some work done in the hospital, so it's claws crossed all around for her!

We have been looking at the clippers again, and see the prices vary from £6 right up to £400! Mind you, OTL says we have a lawn mower in the shed we don't use now and maybe that will do the job!

Not on his Nelly!

Mind you, two haircut's and that will pay for the cutter, yeah, that's the way to look at it!

You can tell it's getting serious 'cos OTL has been looking on YooToob at films of doggies getting washed and clipped!

See you all tomorrow!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.

Not a Happy Puppy!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret here again!

Well today you find me all sort of sad.

I was woken up early this morning 'cos we had to get up the village hall to drop The Missus off for her Master Class. Then it was a case of a quick wee and a poo and then off to the vet to have my leg looked at!

We had a nine fifteen appointment but it was nine forty five by the time I was called in.

It was a different vet to the last one, seems they can't find vets anywhere, just the locum vet!

Well, this one is called Felix and we made sure we didn't crack any funnies about cats!

I was put up on the table and while Old Two Legs held my head and harness, my leg was pulled, pushed, poked and pummelled until I gave a yelp.

Then it was done all again!

In the end Felix agreed there was no grass seed stuck in my paw and he thought maybe I had bruised my paw or leg or even twisted my knee. So, OTL was given some anti inflammatory stuff to shove down my throat and I am supposed to be banned from going out for a walk!

All I got to look forward to is a wee and a poo at the bottom of the garden for a week!

The vet says that if there is still a problem then we will have to look at an x ray to check to see if I have broken any thing in my paw, but as he had poked and pulled my leg without me jumping about in pain, he didn't think that was a possibility!

So, back home we went and OTL got on with all his jobs while I relaxed on the bed trying not to move my leg, just in case I hurt it!

I think that as well as my medicine OTL should have got something for his stabbing pain in the wallet!

I'm off for an early night tonight, I've just had my medicine, mixed up with a little Ferret Milk, so I think bed will do me some good.

At the end of the week I'll have my worming tablet and then I should be back to normal again!

Claws crossed!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.

I got a Sore Poor Paw!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret here!

Well, it's Friday and the sun has come back again! We were out walking this morning and Old Two Legs even took his jacket off 'cos he was so warm!

The ferrets were not running, more of a steady amble along sniffing the sniffs and keeping an eye open for mouses!

A couple of days ago I went in for a 'Deep Paddle' and when I came out my back paw was hurting me. I couldn't put it on the ground so I lifted it up and sort of hopped along!

OTL noticed this and took a look at it but couldn't see any problems, so he cleaned the sand out of between the pads and off I went on all four paws.

It still didn't feel right but I was big and brave and carried on walking and even jumping up on OTL's lap.

Yesterday evening I was still limping every so often so OTL turned me on my back and took a good look at my paw again. He was poking about in between the pads looking for any grass seed that may have got stuck but he couldn't see anything, it was then he touched a sore spot which made me yelp!

He thought it may be a sprain or something and decided to keep an eye on me.

Today, down on the beach I was having a roll in a sniff when I suddenly yelped again!

OoooooH! That Hurt!

 That was it, out came the telephone and OTL had booked me into the vet tomorrow morning at nine fifteen for the vet to have a look.

I don't know how he is going to get near my paw if I won't even let OTL near it!

Maybe they will knock me out with some of what OTL calls 'Doppy Pills' the same one that Holly had to have when she first had a haircut!

I'll let you know what happens tomorrow!

Bye bye for now.

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.

It's The Two Bob Boys!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret here!

Still no sunshine today but at least it hasn't rained!

Old Two Legs was up early, well, earlier than normal. I think it was maybe because I jumped on top of him and gave his ear a good 'Good Morning!' lick!

You know he tried to cover his head with the duvet but a silly thing like that wasn't going to stop me!

The ferrets were still asleep and so was Holly, so OTL had no one else to say hello to except The Missus and me!

Down on the beach we were having a good game of digging when we heard a load of woofing and howling and generally hooligan type woofing coming from further down the sea wall.

We weren't too sure just who it was so we all stood still waiting!

Just who the woofin' heck is that?

 It wasn't too long before they arrived!

Both woofing their tails off! They hadn't seen OTL for at least three weeks and were beginning to get worried!

Yo! OTL!

 Yes, it was the Two Bob Dogs!

That is, Marley and Dylan! They were all over OTL like a sniff and were giving him licks and rolling on their backs to get a 'Tummy Tickle'!

I don't care that they think OTL is wonderful, Holly and I both think they are Bozo's!

OTL has been working on his pile of papers and they have slowly disappeared until today when he reckons there is just a few hours to finish it tomorrow!

Lunchtime was fun. We have been able to go in for a dip at lunchtime over the last few days but today the tide was still out so all we had to play with was the sea weed.

Miss Wendy was ferreting through the rocks and stuff looking for the Nargles but again, they were in hiding!

Not a Nargle to be seen!

 Back home it was 'back to the Paper Pile' while Holly and I enjoyed a snooze on our 'Day Beds'.

OTL has got some special sausages tonight called Chorizo which are just super tasting and Holly and can't get enough, nor can OTL, so out share is always smaller than OTL's!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,


Daisy, Holly Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.

So where is the sunshine?

Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret here!

When we were on holiday there was a heat wave going on down here in North Kent, now we are all getting rusty from the rain that is falling on us!

We had to delay the morning walk 'cos the rain was sloshing about and filling up the pond!

When we finally got out, May and Eric had great fun on the beach rolling in sniffs and hunting Nargles!

There is something so special about a roll in a sniff!

 Miss May stayed on the beach but Eric was off into the rocks hunting Nargles under the rocks.

At one time he wanted Old Two Legs to shift a rock or two 'cos he reckoned there was at least two Nargles hiding there!

Honest Boss, there are two Nargles here, honest!

 Before OTL could do anything we heard a load of woofing and down onto the beach came Barney and Prince, both of whom we hadn't seen for some time.

Yo! Holly Dog!

We all had a sniff and a chat about our holiday and the sniffs we found on the beaches. Barney was interested in the Nelly Fish 'cos we have never seen any on our beach, just plastic rubbish!

Back home the ferrets had a great time rampaging around the house and of course they all were tired out little ferrets by the time they had finished!

This is Freddy hanging out and Wendy trying to fall in!

Does my tail look big like this?

Talking about plastic rubbish, Holly Chops came across this bit of plastic on the beach. She reckoned it looked like a white ferret and was going to have a game but it rolled down the beach and into the water and, well, you know what our Holly Chops is like around water!

Oi! Ferret! Where's your legs?

OTL says that Archie Babe may be coming to see us soon, that will be fun. Loads of sniffs on the beach and of course, introductions all around!

Loads of sniffs!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.

We are Home!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret here!

We are Home!!!

Yes, we got back late yesterday afternoon and there was loads and loads of stuff to unload before we were allowed to go to bed!

Old Two Legs got us all home without any problems and we even managed to mug him for some of his 'Cheese Burger & Chips' we got in a road side cafe on the A1!

We had to go down the A1 'cos it was the shortest road home after we left Izzy's village early yesterday.

This morning we were all busting to get down to our beach and catch up on the sniffs we have been missing these last two weeks!

It's a 'Sniff Overload'!

 The ferrets were into 'Sniff Overload' before they even got to the beach! Holly and I took it all in our stride 'cos we have been been here before!

I was checking up and down the beach while Holly Dog sat on the sand looking at the sea!

It may not be a Scotland Beach but it's our beach!

 While we were on the beach Wendy and Freddy got interested in a plastic pot that some Two Legs had left there from their picnic on Sunday!

Freddy had a sniff and decided he would leave it and carry on down the beach. Miss Wendy decided to investigate it in more detail. The only problem was, she got her head stuck inside it!

She waved it from left to right and then gave it a good shaking before it finally came off!

Hey! It's stuck over my ears!

OTL has been working on a pile of post and stuff today trying to catch up on the stuff that came in over the holiday!

Poor lad, he will be working over the next few days to get it all sorted.

We are off to do some mugging 'cos dinner has been served, so bye bye for now.

Luv,

Daisy, Holly Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.

Off to see Izzy and The Gang!

Yo Woofers!

It's us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret back south of the boarder!

Well, we are in fact south of Penrith in a tiny caravan site that if you didn't know it was there, you would have never found it!

It's a tiny village but it has a pub and a church and a few houses!

When we got there Old Two Legs had a bit of trouble parking the van 'cos there is just not enough room to swing the caravan in reverse without hitting one of the other vans, so, in the end we gave up and parked on the grass away from everyone!

It wasn't long before the youngsters arrived to say 'Hello'. There was Tommy, Genie and Lady!

Yo Woofers!

We all headed off for a walk across the farm land and past a sign that said 'Beware of the Bull'.....!

Well, we kept a close watch out but I think today he had gone off to see his mates down at the next farm!

While we were walking Old Two Legs took the ferrets out for a run in the field!

So much space, so much sheep poo!

 After lunch in the local pub and yes we managed to mug OTL for a couple of bits of his Cumberland Sausage!

Anyway, after lunch, we met up with Bella who just loves OTL!

One smart looking lady!

 Young Izzy was looking lovely and she gave OTL a big kiss 'cos she has always loved OTL!

Mrs Izzy, proud Mum!

 Over seeing everything is Mr Hamish, Lord of Everything, when the girls allow him!

Hamish doing what Hamish does best, looking for treats!

We had good fun woofing at the other dogs on the farm and blowing raspberry's at them from the safety of the caravan window!

Then there was the local woofers who passed our caravan on their walk, Izzy woofed 'Hello' but Holly Chops started doing the ole 'Grumbles'!

OTL told her to be polite and not to blow raspberries at them!

Shame, it's fun blowing raspberries at woofers!

It was lovely seeing them all again and soon it was time to say Bye Bye until the next time we visit.

Tomorrow we should be home but we may miss the blog, it depends on what time we get in!

So, Bye Bye for now and see you soon!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.