I Got Shaved!

 Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret here!

What a day it's been today.

There was I looking forward to a relaxing day enjoying some serious snooze time and what happens?

I am attacked, washed, sploshed and shaved to 1mm of my skin!

I tried everything to get him to stop, I rolled onto my back, sat down, turned around and even tried to lick his bald head but to no avail, Old Two Legs just kept going!

Now, it's not as though I really needed a shave, I mean, it was getting all nice and warm around the collar and my ears were draught proof as well!

Now all I get is a singing sound as the wind blows between my ears and cheek!

Archie Babe told me off for missing his Two Legs birthday, all of 1000 years old he reckons! Actually, it was yesterday wot we should have been singing and missed it, OTL did try an impromptu rendition but you know OTL, he just can't get the subtle nuances of a proper birthday song!  

So, a little late but sent from the heart, after 19.................Go!

Happy Birthday to yoo

Here's a Bucket of Poo,

A Special Sniff for your Birthday,

Happy Birthday to Yoooooooo!

There now, you can blow all the candles out but you got to do it with your nose end cos the other end is explosive!

Lunchtime we went out for a stroll along the sea wall and OTL wanted to take a picture of me and my hair cut.

No Way! I'm almost naked, starkers, rude!

 I dare not open my mouth cos the wind will blow all the way through me and out from under my tail!

 See you tomorrow.

Luv,

Daisy, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.

 

Eric is going to feel the chill!

 Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret here again.

Well, it's been all go today. It started last night, there I was, on guard duty while my little Two Legs were snoring their tails off, I spotted something in the back garden, not sure if it was a cat or a fox. Never mind, I gave it a bit of a woof but it got scared off by The Missus shouting at me!

I decided to go back to bed but was disturbed by something rattling the bins out the front of the house, so, that was it, I stuck my head under the curtains and gave some woof again!

You know, I never knew TM could shout so loud, I mean, maybe she should take over guarding the house!

I went back to bed but couldn't get back off to sleep, TM was bouncing all over the bed and keeping me awake, even after a did my 'I'm Trying To Get To Sleep' grumble she was still bouncing around.

I was getting right fed up and went over to Old Two Legs and gave his bald head a good licking, just to help make me feel better!

Just before four TM got up and went down stairs, turning lights on and off and then clumping up and down stairs, waking OTL up!

Mind you, it did mean that I got to go out early for a walk over the fields!

The only problem was the mud was all sticky and stuck to my paws, so, before getting into bed for a snooze I was dumped in the shower and my legs got washed free of mud!

Eric got to visit the vet today who agreed with OTL that Eric should get another blast of the CryoPen to help kill off the last of the tumour on his leg.

The vet will phone later this week to arrange for Eric to call in and 'Get Sorted'!

Lunchtime I was down the Sea Wall again and in the sunshine!

 Can't miss him coming up the Thames!

 Even as we walked along the sea wall the clouds gathered and before long it was looking like rain was chasing us back to the car!

 I think we should get a move on; it looks wet up there!

 We got back just in time 'cos the rain started just as we got into the car!

OTL needed to send a box off at the carriers, so, off we went only to bump into a long line of cars and trucks queuing to get in the garage!

I mean, what is it these plonkers think they are doing? The was one female TL not only filling up her car but also four plastic petrol containers as well!

OTL said it must be a long way to Tesco's if she needs all that fuel!

I may get washed and sploshed tomorrow, it all depends on the weather, if it's warm then watch out but if it is wet then I might get let off but OTL is charging up the batteries for the clippers!

I know it is inevitable I will get shaved but I live in hope of a reprieve!

See you tomorrow.

Luv,

Daisy, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.