Tuesday, 21 August 2018

Another sunny day!

Hi Woofers!
We're back again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

We were up a whole half an hour later than normal, it was Old Two Legs fault, snoring the roof off but still he didn't wake up!

In the end I had to stick my paw on the side of his head and give his ear a lick!

That did the job!

Eric and May came out with us and had some fun sniffing through the long grass.

Lunchtime OTL went off delivering stuff to one of his customers, having spent a whole hour 'Manufacturing' in the office!

We let him go on his own 'cos The Missus had just put out our food bowl and although it is Doggy Scoff, when you are a hungry puppy you will eat anything!

It wasn't long before he got back and off we went down the sea shore.

We decided to leave Monty and Wendy at home 'cos it was a little too hot for ferrets and instead we kept our eyes open for butterflies and stuff like that.

Holly spotted the Chalkhill Blue and OTL spent some time trying to get it focused but hand holding the camera he still shakes a little, it's his age you see!

Who's wobbling, me or you?
 Next we spotted some blackberries, a good sign autumn is around the corner!

Good to eat but you have to watch out for the caterpillars!
 Down on the mud flats we saw a UFO had landed on the mud and every so often would give a little wiggle!

It wasn't until we pointed it out that Holly said it was a deflated gold coloured balloon, a bit like the Roswell UFO!

Well, the Roswell one was silver, not gold!
 Hey, yesterday we noticed there was a comment from a woofer in Northeast Philadelphia, Holly says that is in America, in fact the East Coast of America!

Well, she is clever and knows these things!

It was good to get comments from over the other side of the pond, a big 'Hello' from us over here!

We did notice that we were called pups! Well, puppies at heart even though we are nine years old!

Must away, OTL has been called for dinner so we must help him!

See you all tomorrow.

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Monday, 20 August 2018

Poor OTL!

Hello Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!

Well, it's Monday again and the beginning of another week! We don't mind 'cos it means we are a week closer!

We were up early this morning and managed to catch the background glow of a sunrise!

A sunny start to the day!
May and Eric enjoyed themselves sniffing around in the long grass. You know when they put their mind to it they can disappear under the grass in a moment! It's a good job Old Two Legs has them on a lead!

Lunchtime OTL had to go down to the dentist, it seems he has an abscess under one of his teeth and the dentist says he needs root canal work done on his teeth!

I tell you, I didn't know that these TL had canals with roots in them, seems a bit strange to me!

Well, he came back with a box of Amoxicillin Penicillin, a hole in his jaw and one of his teeth hollowed out!

Ooh! Ouch!

He has to go back two more times to get it checked and then plugged with stuff to stop it getting sore again.

So, his credit card took a hammering, I reckon it would be cheaper if they pulled the tooth out!

The good thing is that it will all be ready by the time we go on holiday!

When he got back we headed out for a walk down by the sea shore with Monty and Wendy. We played a game with OTL. Holly would run up to OTL looking all lollopy and ready for a tickle then I would have a good roll in a sniff before OTL could stop me!

OTL, I need a tickle!
It wasn't long before OTL saw what we were doing and made us walk in front of him!

Monty and Wendy enjoyed the walk, even though it was getting a bit warm. OTL would let them have a run then pick them up for a little rest before letting have another run. 
OK, I'll have a run in a in a moment or two!
 One of the good things is we have a bowl of water in the car, so all of us have a slurp before heading home to see The Missus.

Holly and I have been enjoying a sniff in the garden and a snooze under the office desk!

It don't get better than that!

Back to real work tomorrow!

Bye for now.

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.

Sunday, 19 August 2018

Another Super Sunday!

Hi Woofers!

Here we are again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

After last nights Chinese Take-a-Way we were sleepy little puppies! Old Two Legs let us have a nibble of the Plawn Clackers while he ate the rest! We had a nibble of the King Plawns and munched our way through the King Plawns in the Chow Mien!

Just for a change, there was no Giggle Juice, instead OTL had a small beer while The Missus was bashing away on the chilled orange juice!

She is such a little devil!

An early morning gave us the opportunity to get down the sea shore before any of the lads were up. Eric and May we dooking their way around the shore path and sniffing all the sniffs, as usual!

I think we'll leave the rabbit poo alone today!
Mind you, Eric found the hole where the footballers stick the poles for the goal post netting. First he thought it was a rat hole and started to shout down to see if anyone was at home!

Oi! Ratus Magnas, anyone at home?
There was no answer and just to make sure Eric stuck his head even further in and bumped his nose on the bottom of the hole!

Ouch! No, there's no one home!
Lunchtime we were joined by Monty and Wendy. Monty was all up for a trot along the path but soon got tired and climbed up into the bag where Wendy was enjoying a snooze!

I thought it was a nice soft seat but I've just discovered that it's Wendy's head I'm sitting on!
 Holly and I thought it was funny that Wendy didn't bite his tail for sitting on her head!

Well, I think it's a right cheek sitting on her head, by the way, have you tried this sniff?
 OTL pulled Wendy out and let her have a run while Monty was still in the bag but now he was sitting on OTL's hand which Monty decided was a super place to sit while watching the world go by!

OTL, has any one told you that you have nice soft hands?
It wasn't long before both Wendy and Monty were jogging back to the car.

Now, yesterday I mentioned that it was TM & OTL's wedding anniversary and TM got loads of 'Good Wishes' via Face Ache plus the cards and she even got an electronic one from Archie Babes TL as well!

Posh or wot!

I can sniff dinner being served, so off we go to see what we can snaffle tonight!

Bye bye for now!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Saturday, 18 August 2018

We got Plawn Clackers Tonight!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret back again!

It's been a super day today, no rain, no boiling hot sun, in fact, just right!

Eric had a great time on the morning walk, he was bouncing around just like Monty does!

I feel exhausted after all that!
Holly and I thought he had gone bonkers! I mean, all that Dooking and Jumping and climbing up Old Two Legs leg!

No, I don't know what he's on but I think he's loosing it now!
Miss May came along and told him to 'Act his Age', the only trouble is that Eric doesn't know just how old he is!
It's alright for you lot but I have to share a cage with him!
A bit later Miss May found that pile of rabbit poo and spent a good five minutes rolling around. It really is unfair, I mean, Holly and I get told off when we have a roll but all OTL does is take photo's of Miss May when she has a roll!

This is just ferret heaven!
We were not amused!

Maybe we should find our own rabbit poo and have a roll!
When Monty and Wendy came out at lunchtime, Miss Wendy stayed wrapped up in the ferret bag until we turned for home, then she got out and jogged along beside us!

The football field is their favourite bit of grass 'cos the can run without bumping into anything and on top of that, OTL can keep his eyes open for other woofers and pick the ferrets up before the woofer arrives to investigate!

That was fun, now a drink in the back of the car!
Now, we have been looking at the calendar and see that today is the anniversary of when they got married up in Gretna Green!

OTL says they were married three times, once at the old 'Official' registry office and then twice more over the old anvils in the village!

We always wondered why we stay overnight in Gretna whenever we go on holiday to Scotland!

To celebrate this year we are going to have a Chinese Take a Way, I mean, what other way can you celebrate thirty one years!

Tonight we get Plawn Clackers and King Plawns and Plawns from the Chow Mien!

Yum Yum!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.

Friday, 17 August 2018

A Seriously lazy Day!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!

Well, we have had a super day today, we have been doing nothing!

I mean, other than our normal walks we have been sleepy woofers and that includes the ferrets as well!

Old Two Legs has been plonking away on the computer trying to make it look like he's working.

Eric and May came out this morning and after a carry to the pair got down for a run. Miss May is much older than Eric but she jogs along with Eric enjoying the wet grass!

Lunchtime it was all sunshine and balmy breezes and both Monty and Wendy had fun sniffing the sniffs. Miss Wendy got a little tired and decided to dive into the ferret bag for a little carry before climbing back out again for another run!

Back home Holly and I headed for our day beds and soon we were fast asleep!

Holly doing a Serious Snooze!
 Of course I wasn't going to be left behind, so off I went to my day bed and............

A Serious Daisy Doze!
 We were dead impressed with Archie Babes Two Legs doing the 'Good Samaritan' gig! It was a good job there were no serious injury.

Several years ago OTL saw a lady sitting on the path and she had a broken wrist, so, he stopped and a quick call to the ambulance got her off to hospital to get sorted out. Once she got there she had to wait four hours before getting any attention!

That's wot we like about our vet, normally we are in straight away!

Even when we had that dog attacking Wilma, we got in straight away. I suppose you get that sort of service when you walk in with credit card in your pocket!

Well done anyway, I bet that TL is thankful she has such a good neighbour!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.

Thursday, 16 August 2018

Holly gets into trouble, again!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!

A fun day here in North Kent! It started off with May and Eric coming out for a walk first thing this morning. It was then that Holly got in trouble.

You see, Holly has got a thing about Big Hairy Arsed woofers that look as evil as they could be. You know, the sort of woofer who would bite your head off instead of saying 'Good Morning' to you.

There is Bert who everyone stays well away from and there is these two evil eyed Husky types who are always on a lead and they spend all their time pulling their Two Legs around!

Control is just not in their vocabulary!

So, there we were about to get out of the car when Holly spots these two across the other side of the football field. Old Two Legs opens the back door of the car expecting Holly and I to have a sniff around the tyres on the car while he gets the ferrets out and attached to their lead.

Not today, today Holly opens her mouth and gives it some wellie and heads off across the field!

OTL starts yelling for Holly to 'Get Back' but that command seems to go through one ear and out the other!

There she is, lolloping across the field and up to the woofers and stops, just beyond the length of the lead these two are on.

Then she gets into the play position and gives them the old 'Chase Me If You Can' look!

Of course they can't get to her 'cos the TL is hanging on for dear life and Holly is waggling her butt at them and blowing raspberries!

OTL is not happy and is marching across the field in the opposite direction to his normal path!

On top of that, he has a wriggly ferret who wants to get down a 'sort out' the two Husky Types!

Holly is put on the lead and there she stays until we get to the bench on the hill!

Miss May was having a game as well. She got to where the fresh rabbit poo is located and plans to have another roll!

OK, you watch out while I have a roll in this fresh stuff!
Lunchtime Wendy and Monty came out but as we got close to the football field it started to rain. Miss Wendy quickly crawled into the Ferret Bag while young Monty had great fun racing along the path.

Unfortunately, the rain got heavier and wetter but he still kept going!

OTL picked him up and put him into the 'Ferret Bag' but he jumped out and carried on running down the path!

Holly and I legged it back to the car while Monty was bouncing along and looked like a drowned weasel when he got back to the car!

Back home we got a good rub down with our Doggy Towels and even Monty got a rub down as well!

Holly got a warning from OTL, any more chasing big woofers and she will be on the lead for all the walk!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret








Wednesday, 15 August 2018

And we thought it was the Whisky!

Hi Woofers!

It's us here, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Now, you know that Old Two Legs is back to taking the ferrets out for a walk, morning and lunchtime? Well, this morning it was Monty and Miss Wendy's turn to go out for the morning walk. Normally it is much cooler in the morning so the ferrets don't get too warm!

OTL was getting Monty and Wendy ready and noticed that Wendy was acting sort of 'funny'. OTL, being and experienced animal owner realised straight away that Wendy had a Ferret Kibble Biscuit jambed between her upper teeth and couldn't break it up or chew it.

It was stuck.

OTL picked her up and gently opened her mouth, stuck his finger inside her mouth and levered the biscuit, from the back to the front of her mouth.

Out came the biscuit and Wendy immediately grabbed it again, crunched down, shattered the biscuit and then proceeded to eat all the crumbs!

The only thing was, Miss Wendy had done a little mini 'Fear Fart' which means she had to have her butt washed by OTL before she could go out!

Out she went and had a great time bounding about across the football field!

My Butt is still damp!
 Monty discovered some holes that the rabbits have started to dig and of course he just had to 'Investigate' every one, plus he had to help by digging them just a little deeper!

Hellooooo! Is there anyone there?
Of course, the rabbits had been long gone by the time he found the holes, I mean, can you see a rabbit hanging around when Holly and I were sniffing around?

Lunchtime it was Eric and Mays turn and although it was a little warmer it was still good enough for a little rampage!

They both investigated the rabbit holes but decided to go off hunting rabbit poo!

Where have all the Rabbits Gone?
 Miss May managed to get a lift down to the sea shore and a carry half of the way back but as she is getting to be a grown up ferret we understand she needs a lift every so often!

Eric sees her getting picked up and immediately rushes up to OTL for a carry as well but quickly gets fed up and scrabbles to get down again!

OK, can I have a carry now?
Now, after all this walking and carrying we got back home for a bite to eat and a snooze while OTL headed off to the Optometrists for a checkup. You see his right eye has been giving his problems of late and he finally decided to get it sorted.

Well, he had his eyeballs checked, pushed, poked and had to wear a special set of glasses where they could change the lenses to see if things got any clearer!

In the end it was decided that his left eye was working as it should but there was some 'Fogging' in the right eye.

Now he will have to go back to the hospital where they did his cataracts and get his eyeball zapped with a laser gun to clear up the fogging.

All very 'Star Wars'!

We told OTL that his 'Misty Eye' was due to the whisky, so, now that has been proved wrong, he is going to order another bottle for the weekend!

It's a good job us woofers don't have to wear glasses, I mean, they would keep on falling off if we had our head in a rabbit hole!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Tuesday, 14 August 2018

Out for a Walk with Ferrets!

Hi Woofers!

It's Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret here!

It's Tuesday and it's getting cooler out there! Although it's not uncomfortable, you can tell Autumn is on it's way and we haven't had our 'Late Holiday' yet!

Old Two Legs has given all us Four Legs our first dose of anti tick stuff so we must be about four weeks away from the holiday!

I do hope there is a beach we can all use, the ferrets just love a good dig in the sand, mind you, so does Holly and I!

Today we took Eric and May with us first thing this morning and although May did ask for a carry, she got to have fun digging in a big pile of rabbit poo!

Now, I'm going to have a roll in it as well!
 Eric was sniffing around but when he headed for the poo OTL pulled him away!

Wot's so special about her!
 Once again there were loads of Mini Two Legs on the beach, normally with their Grand Parents but we are not allowed on the beach 'cos OTL wants to stop Holly from getting infection in her eyes when she ploughs the sand with her nose!

Also, when the tide is in I would just love a swim but again, OTL thinks I could end up stinky or get a Grumbly Tum from swallowing the water!

Yep! It's Holiday Time again!
 On the way back, OTL spotted a beetle scurrying across the path, so down he gets and focuses up on a spot in it's path. He was just about to take the shot when I walk past, treading on the beetle!

At that point the beetle turned around and headed back!

So that was it, all OTL got was the beetles butt as he headed off into the grass!
 Lunchtime we were going to take out Monty and Wendy but when OTL looked into their cage they were both fast asleep and snoring their tails off!

So, that was it, we got a run without worrying about other woofers and our ferrets!

Back home there on the work surface sat two tins of doggy scoff, so we know what we're getting for dinner!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret.

Monday, 13 August 2018

Monday, Fun Day!

Hello Woofers!

We're back again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

We had a nasty scare this morning. We were heading for the Sea Wall, along past the dead nettles and brambles when we heard what Old Two Legs described as a 'Wailing' sound coming from the bushes.

We did some investigating and found that there were loads of snails all hanging onto the stalks and sounding sort of 'Hysterical'!

We found out that they were expecting a Tsunami to wash up the beach today and wash everything away!

Now, these Bozo Snails said that there was going to be all manner of doom and stuff last week and what happened?

Nuffin!

Holly said it was a case of 'Snail Hysteria' but as they run so slowly, normally the catastrophe has taken place before the snails could do anything about it. Like, this Tsunami was supposed to happen yesterday evening!

Doomed! We are all Doomed!
 Mind you being late didn't stop them from climbing all the way up overnight!

Get Off and find your own boat!
 Holly and I left them to it and headed for the water, trouble was, it hadn't come back in yet!

So much for a catastrophe!

I think they all have a doom complex!
 Lunchtime we took Wendy and Monty out for a run. It was warmish but not too hot. They hadn't been out for some months so a trip around the sea shore was a pleasant change and they g=had a great time sniffing the sniffs!

The clouds were still holding some rain drops and you could see where the aeroplanes had left their trails!

Planes and Rain in the wind!
 There were clouds over Essex but not too much rain.

Wonder if it will be cool enough for Eric tomorrow?
With a bit of luck it will be May and Eric's turn tomorrow and providing it doesn't rain, they will be out with us tomorrow morning!

Must go, dinner is being served, OTL's dinner, and we want a bit!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Sunday, 12 August 2018

Sunday Jobs!

Hi Woofers!

It's Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret again!

We love Sunday's, they are sort of lazy but full of fun and games!

All morning the ferrets have been playing in The Missuses card stuff. Wendy ends up sleeping under the pinafores in a plastic Tupperware box!

Monty does his best to get into every bit trouble imaginable from ambushing Old Two Legs as he heads for the kitchen and breakfast through to hunting out TM's sponge 'Smoothies' and hiding them in every hidy hole known to a ferret in this house!

Miss Wendy is the 'Biscuit Hoarder' and spends time robbing the 'Brambles Biscuit' bowl and secreting them in the workings of the sofa!

Miss May does the same but tends to fall asleep inside the sofa, well, she is getting o a bit and needs the rest!

Now, Eric, he is the biggest ferret we have and he loves charging about all over the place. He picks on Old Two Legs by jumping up on OTL's back from the top of the ferret cages!

Monty loves his tum being tickled and after jumping onto OTL's lap he rolls on his back and laughs his tail off as OTL tickles him!

It won't be long before we get the ferrets coming out with us for our morning and lunchtime walks. This panorama of the estuary will give them an idea of what they are missing! 

Early Morning colours.
Monty loves the seat cover on the sofa, he rolls about all over the place and of course, as soon as OTL sees him there, Monty gets his tummy tickled!

Ooooooo! That tickles!
Monty also loves to jump out onto OTL's leg as he passes the sofa! Mad as a box of frogs!

Wot's a box of frogs?
 Lunchtime I was planning to have a swim but unfortunately the tide was out and all there was mud!

Hey Holly, fancy a Mud Bath?
Of course, there was no way that Holly Chops was going anywhere near anything that is made with water!

So, there we were sniffing the sniffs and watching OTL chasing around looking for more insects to photograph!

A Buff Tailed Bumble Bee.
 Last night we got a small nibble of Kebab but it was only a small bit 'cos OTL had the rest!

So, after that Holly and I returned to our bowl of chicken!

Monday tomorrow so I expect that it will be back to work again, guarding the house, keeping OTL on his toes and checking to see that the ferrets don't pinch all the 'Smoothies'!

Bye for now!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!