Friday, 15 April 2016

Poor Sore Archie Babe!

Hi Woofers!

It's us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and of course, Freddy de Ferret!

Now, all together..................Ooh! Ouch! Nasty! Poor Woofer! Soppy Archie Babe!

What a thing to happen to a woofer! I mean, cat chasing is OK but to twist yer cruciate ligament as you turn a corner!

I mean, wot a soppy thing to do!

We are all sitting here waiting for the news and hope it doesn't hurt too much. Get some pain killers from the vet and retire to bed and get waited on by the Two Legs!

Don't forget, a really sad face and no laughing!

Talking of laughing. We were down on the Sea Wall and surprised to see the sea was dead calm, I mean, not a wave to be seen!

In The Centre Of A High Pressure Area!
 Holly reckons it was due to high pressure and OTL says it's because there is no wind!

Mind you, we had more to think about today, it's 'Bath and Hair Cut' time!

Holly reckons we should make them earn their money by having a good roll in every pong we could find, so we made a careful note of each sniff as we headed for the beach.

Phew! That will be a good one for the way back!
We had finished our walk and managed to get a roll or two in some wet pong! That will give them something to sniff when we're in the cages waiting for our turn!

Didn't it just! There was a little Jack Russell who was howling because he couldn't sniff like us!

He drove everyone in the parlour potty with his howling!

We met up with Sid the Sprinting Slug who was out for a jog before the rain really got going. We told him that the ferrets decided not to come out this morning 'cos it was too wet!

Can't stop I'm being timed!
He said they didn't know what they were missing!

Holly said they did and that's why they are at home!

We were dumped off at The Parlour and there was a cat in the waiting room, in it's travelling cage waiting to be boarded and it was his first time, so Holly and I told him about the  Phantom Woofing Cat Eater that stalks the cages looking for fat cats to eat!

Old Two Legs told us off and told us not to tell porkies, as if, I mean, telling scary stories to cats is a lot safer than chasing them, ask Archie Babe!

Mid afternoon OTL finally came to collect us and it was straight off down to the beach for a run and a woof!

We were up for a run on the beach but OTL caught us at the to[p of the stairs, so we had to stand still for a photo!

Come on, we haven't got all day!
Back home to some Lambs Heart and a snooze under OTL's desk!

See you all tomorrow and keep yer tail up Archie Babe, limp and look sad, you'll get more treats that way!


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss April, Miss Wendy and the Super Freddy de Ferret!


  1. Evening all, little Arch has his head down and his tail up in a bowl of scrambled eggs at the moment when he's finished he says he's going straight to bed to get some serious snoozing in. He has hurt his leg and his hips but he hasn't torn any ligaments so with lots of rest and some tablets from the vet he should hopefully be fine but he's thinking seriously about not chasing any more cats at the moment. He says seeing a picture of you and Holly has cheered him up no end and did you know that footballers get the same sort of injuries so he may not ever be playing in the premier league. He reckons you did the right thing by going into the parlour with some serious sniffs and wishes he could have had a right good roll in a super sniff himself. He's decided that cats should be banned and he's very pleased that you scared that cat today. He hopes you didn't get a head ache from that wimp of a woofer that was howling. He's pleased to hear you got such decent scoff after the trauma of the parlour. He's looking very sad at the moment and still doesn't want to put his paw down on the floor and is finding it quite tricky when he wants to cock his leg for a wee. He sends you all his love and hopes you all have a lovely evening. Love from little Arch and his mum and Mr Nipper xxxxxxxx

  2. Hello to little Archie, I am so pleased that you didn't tear anything but your street cred has plummeted with a cat chasing injury, you rest up and don't wear your TL's out too much, you will have to get Mr Nipper to earn his keep. As for Holly telling that cat a little white lie, good for you it will help little Archie's recovery as long he doesn't stretch a leg too much. Lovely picture of a snail caught just perfect that OTL is good at the fast movers shots. Very murky here, it didn't rain all day and we have a leaflet for you of "A doggy bag" you would look the cats whiskers (pardon the pun), happy weekend. xxxxxx