Sunday, 13 November 2016

Dahlings! It was So Exhausting!

Hi Woofers!

Us here again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret!

We love Sundays, there is no rush to do anything important, well for us woofers anyway! The Missus has been up in her Craft Store Room crashing and bashing about  doing what she calls 'Tidying Up'!

There were times when her crashing made Holly think there were Whizz Bangs going off outside the front door!

Old Two Legs told her not to show off and sent her up to TM to see what the noise was all about!

This morning Eric was getting used to the Sea Wall sniffs and he even managed to get almost to the car park before asking OTL for a lift!

Mind you, he is still all open mouthed at the sunrise, he has only seen it all get brighter 'cos he was in a cage with all his brothers and sisters and they slept in a box in the corner of the cage and never woke up until the sun was well up in the sky!

A Sunrise Surprise for Eric!
 Miss May has been instructing him on the different sniffs on the beach

No, that is a Cockle Sniff, not a Whelk!
 I must say that Eric is working hard at the sniffs and has started to get some of them right.

Mind you, it could be luck!

Cockle, Muscle, Oyster, Whelk, Bacon Sarnie, Dog Wee!
 He does love the mown grass, it's full of sniffs that even Holly can't work out!

It is funny to see him under the grass and suddenly he pops his head up, just to see where he is!

Am I there yet!
 One thing we have noticed over the last two weeks, his face markings are coming more pronounced, at this rate he will end up looking like Freddy, but two and a half years younger!

This is my best side!
Now, as I said before, today OTL has planned to take our picture for the 2016 Christmas Card.

This time he is planning on having everyone in the picture, woofers and ferrets!

It was hilarious!

OTL trying to get us all to look at the camera at the same time. Miss May giving Eric a Donk, just 'cos she could! Then Wendy objected to Freddy sniffin' her butt and gave him the 'Ferrets Warning' which made him fall off the cushion!

Holly kept on woofing at the next door neighbour for making such a noise with their rubbish bins! 

OTL didn't help 'cos he wanted the ferrets to wave at the camera and got upset when Eric would only wave his tail! To be honest, he didn't really know what was going on!

In the end OTL got fed up and packed it all away again saying that he was going to buy some Christmas cards from the Oxfam shop in Rochester and it won't have any woofers or ferrets on it!

You know I think OTL just doesn't have the patience to be a proper Art Director!

I suppose now we will have to have a chat with our agents and see if we can find a 'Window' where we can all get together again!

Hee, Hee, Hee!

See you tomorrow!


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.


  1. Evening little maties. Beautiful pictures today. I bet Eric can't get over there being so much to see and sniff when he goes out. I'm pleased to see Miss May helping him identify the sniffs, that's very kind of her. He does seem to be doing very well with identifying different sniffs. You have to tell Mrs TM she has to tidy up quietly or she'll disturb your snoozes. Poor OTL, that's an awful lot of furballs to direct, ask him to have another go soon and that you'll all be on your best behaviour, we would all rather have a picture of you lot than a card from Oxfam. Can't he photograph you all in segments then stitch it together with one of his programmes, he's a very clever chap so I'm sure he'll manage it somehow. You and Holly tell Miss May she's not to donk anyone and tell Freddy to keep his nose away from Miss Wendy's butt, but tell Miss Wendy she must be kind to Freddy or he'll find himself another woman, he's a very handsome chap and he won't stand no nonsense. I bet you and Holly chops sat and posed beautifully. Tell OTL that Steven Speilberg had the same troubles when he was directing some of his films. Hope you all have a good evening with some decent muggings, I'm trying to get a taste of the casserole gravy from my mum and my boys dinner but I haven't been very successful yet, my mum said I can't have any cos I've not been a very good boy, wot does she know? Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little (hopeful) Arch and Mr Nipper xxxxxxxx

  2. Eric is getting very pretty, sorry I suppose I should say handsome as he is a he! All so new to him but the others will guide him though all the sights and sounds of his new world. TM is tidying, why is that, is she looking to spend more on crafty stuff or is she looking for the lost stamp that she bought fifty years ago? Maybe she will find some doggie biscuits or even ferret poo, you never know what she might find, could be a £50 pound note, wow, that would be good, £6.25 each.
    OTL has a real problem if he is expecting 2 woofers and 4 ferrets to smile and wave together, he will just have to do it in parts and edit it all together to produce his Masterpiece. Oxfam won't be the same, unless of course he is very lucky and finds some with a picture of the six of you together! I would suggest Blue Tac and No Nails Glue but well ........... maybe not. The weather forecast was wrong today so it was good that you could all get around without the wet stuff, have a super duper Monday. xxxxxx