Wednesday, 3 May 2017

Damp Woofers R Us!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret here!

Wot a Yucky Day!

It has been wet and drizzly all day today.

The rest of the UK has been all sun shine and balmy breezes but down here in North Kent, it has been WET!

The ferrets were all up for a run this morning, the outside temperature was just right for them but the wet grass did have an effect on their fur, it got them wet all over!

It was the same for Holly and I, wet tummy, wet paws, wet back, wet tail and a wet head as well!

Of course, when we decided to go into the undergrowth for a wee or a poo, we got wet all over!
You in there Holly Chops?
Of course, Old Two Legs was all wrapped up in his winter jacket which kept him all warm and dry.

Us woofers had to make do with a rub down with our Doggy Towel when we got back to the car.

So, yesterday we had chicken and the day before, Lambs heart but today what did we get?

Posh Scoff!

Now normally we get a 10p tin of Doggy Scoff which tastes horrid but after a serious chat with The Missus she agreed to get us some scoff that tastes like meat.

Today we got served up with this Posh Expensive Scoff.

It sniffed Horrid, tastes like Poo!

We are not happy woofers!

We just hope that OTL has some decent scoff we can pinch otherwise I think we will starve tonight and be poor little woofers who have wasted away over night!

See you all tomorrow, if we are still here that is!


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.


  1. Evening little starving maties down by the wet seaside. Well it wasn't just north Kent that was cold and wet, it's been really cold here and drizzled on and off during the day, luckily when I went out this morning the drizzle had stopped but boy was it chilly. Sorry to hear about the posh doggie scoff and tasting like poo, now you really need to have another word with Mrs TM. It's just not good enough you know. I hope you are still there tomorrow otherwise who will I reply to? Hopefully OTL will share his scoff with you. Hope you all have a good, warm and snuggly evening. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and Mr Nipper xxxxxxxx

  2. Wet and starving those two words go very well together when referring to you two. You should have known that after two days of real food you get posh poo for dinner, I wonder who comes up with all these recipes, I bet they don't try them out. You don't get the Hairy Bikers or Mary Berry cooking up something and just showing it, no, you get to see them eat some and they don't look as though they are thinking "This tastes like poo", maybe they haven't ever eaten poo so they wouldn't know. Anyway, is this food tested on "eaters" to see their reactions. Could you get a job of doggie scoff tester, that would be good, why didn't I ever think of that before!!! xxxxxx