Tuesday, 8 August 2017

Guess Wot?

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret back with you again!

Tomorrow Miss May is off to the vet so she can get stabbed. The ferrets get stabbed against Distemper every two years. Us woofers get stabbed once a year!

Now I reckon there is something wrong there, I mean, what has a ferret got that spreads out the  Distemper stuff for two years?

Still, Old Two Legs says that May should look on it as a good thing 'cos not many ferrets get a Distemper Jab for their birthday!

Yep, tomorrow is May's birthday!

We all reckon she is four years old, plus or minus six months!

Next Tuesday it is Freddy Boys birthday but he doesn't have to be stabbed!

We all reckon Freddy to be five years old, again, plus or minus six months!

Of course, Eric had to show off by saying he is only a year and a bit old and looks better than everyone!

Just get a look at this cool young dude!
 What Eric didn't know was that a new woofer on the block was eyeing him from the Sea Wall and it wasn't until he asked if ferrets taste like chicken that Eric decided to spend some time in the ferret bag!

Oooooh! I bet he does taste like chicken!
 Lunch time we were back again but with Freddy and Wendy. Freddy enjoyed a walk while Miss Wendy decided to stay in OTL's arms until we got to the beach.

I went off swimming straight away, in fact, OTL took my harness off so I don't get it wet. As soon as he had done that I was tearing down the beach and SPLOSH, in I went!

There is nothing like a good splosh to cool you down!
Holly Chops was relaxing on the beach, not getting her paws wet and making 'Angels' in the sand.

It was OK waving her paws up and down but her tail didn't make too much of an impression!

Hey! What do you think of my Angel?
 OTL told her it looked like a turtle had been running up and down the beach and not an angel!

OTL has been busy again this afternoon while Holly and I have been snoozing on the day beds.

Every time Freddy comes down for a wee or a poo, Holly woofs at him, not that Freddy cares but Holly ends up going down stairs 'cos she says that ferret poo is not the sniff she likes!

As if Freddy is bothered!

See you all tomorrow!


Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.


  1. Evening little maties. Glad to hear you've had some decent weather down your way, it's been dull here and rained a bit a times. Me and my mum were up early to do some jobs. I went up the road for my walk and got to the shop before Brenda started work so I decided to have a sit in and wait for her. Now there's talk of Peter the owner having the wall knocked down between the 2 shops in October and then us woofers won't be allowed in for our morning treats. I'm in discussion regarding setting up a picket line with my woofer mates and we plan to bite the ankles of anyone crossing the line. My mum has warned Pete, there are lots of woofers who call in to get their newspapers and they bring their owners as well to spend their money. Somehow I can't see some of my mates like Boris the bounce and Ash the retriever, Skye the border collie and many others being tied up outside. Anyways, when I got home I helped my mum strip the bed, I'm good at pulling covers off, but she locked me out when she put the clean covers on, I was a tad upset you know. We went for a siesta this afternoon but it was so noisy, I decided to have a game of walking round the bed under the blanket ............ it's a bit like pretending to be in one of them tunnels they have on the dog shows. That upset my mum a bit so we got up and carried on doing a few jobs. Well that's some treat getting stabbed for your birthday, I hope Miss May appreciates it. I see that young Eric is posing again for the camera. Now Freddy will have to tell Holly that when he has to go, he has to go. Glad you managed another dip today, Holly chops looks good doing her angel in the sand. Have a lovely evening all and hope you get some good muggings. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and Mr Nipper xxxxxxxxxx

  2. Wow that was a lot of doggie speak from Archie, he must be more worn out than you, a double snuggle and sleep in in those clean sheets. Do you and Holly help with the chores, I bet you would be good as a turbo charge operator, you can use a computer so just a case of pushing the button and rushing around, great fun. Today didn't start out bright but it did get a bit nicer and Michael mowed the lawns fearing it would rain tomorrow. It must be because you are bigger that you need a yearly stab, perhaps elephants need a weekly stab but it isn't so fun being an elephant they can't chase a ball or take a dip and I doubt OTL would like an elephant ear licking his ear in the morning! Happy birthday May and be careful Eric xxxxxx