Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss May and Miss April back with you again!
Now, you know how dull it has been over the last few days? I mean, like cloudy and grey and no sun and rain and a chilly wind under your tail?
Well, today Old Two Legs said he spotted the sun smiling down on us from above Sheerness!
The only thing was, us woofers didn't see it!
Like, we saw a bright patch above some clouds but not actually see the sun. OTL was insisting that he could see the sun and to prove it, he took a picture and said he would show us when we got home!
Hello Mr Sun? |
Down on the beach I was digging a super big hole when April jumped in and started to have a dig as well! Then she decided to go sniffing around the rim to see who else had been digging. So, while she was doing that, I crept up behind her and had a sniff! She said that all Ferrets, like Skunks, have a gland under their tails that if they got scared, they could let go with a stink that would knock you out and if I didn't remove my nose, she would introduce me to a Ferret Fart!
Nuff Said!
Stand still, it's just a Doggy Thing! |
It's a Vole Hole, not a Mouse Hole! |
Funny how it always sniffs of grass! |
All of us were snoozing, well, the ferrets and Holly and me, OTL was plonking away on his computer!
All of a sudden it was walkies time and Miss Snowflake was fast asleep, in fact, she was so sleepy that she didn't even know that OTL had dressed her in her harness and put her in the travelling cage!
When we got down to the car park she was still asleep and snuggled up in OTL's arm and hand and mumbled some thing about 'Wake me up when we get there!'
Shhhhh! Ferret Snoozing! |
This is the Life! |
Holly and me and Snowflake walked past him and he then followed. After a while he could see where he had to go along the path and knew he was getting near to home, so, he passed us and trotted off but you could see he wasn't the happiest Woofer in the Park!
If only those Bozos would go and set fire to their Whizz Bangs somewhere else, far away! |
Holly and I don't have that problem and neither do the ferrets, they just get fat 'cos it is what they do naturally after eating too many treats!
When the Ferret Show on the 21st Nov arrives we should see them finished their moult and be all plump and cuddly, just like OTL!
See you tomorrow!
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake, Miss May and Miss April.
Ellooo girls, I've been inspecting that picture of the sun, I think Holly is right, I think OTL is pulling your tails......... It's been dark and grey here all day, no hint of a sun with a smile on it's face. How rude is that Miss April, threatening to jam tart on your nose. That's not lady like at all, if she wants to be an honorary woofer she needs to remember that it's a polite woofer hello to sniff under a tail. Miss May seems to be getting the hang of woofer etiquette though. Miss Snowflake looks so cute asleep in OTL's hand. I feel sorry for that poor woofer you met today, whizz bangs should be banned and us woofers should get up one of those petition things. Glad to hear you got decent scoff today. I've had lots of snoozes today, I'm making up for my early morning yesterday. Last night and the night before, when I went into my garden, I could see some eyes looking at me in the dark. My mum came out last night cos I was trying to get thru the fence that separates my bit of garden to my mums compost heap and she had to fish me back ......... I was so close to getting thru and chasing that pair of eyes. My mum said it was a fox and it looked like it had made itself a home in the heap. My mum has been busy fixing the fence and moving the heap to make sure there is nothing living in it, if she finds anything she promises it's not coming into the house to live. We don't do lodgers here, if you don't pay your way, you don't stay!
ReplyDeleteHave a good evening girls, hope there are some good muggings, remember you need a bit extra on you to get thru the cold months. Happy snoozings, love, licks and wags from little Arch xxxxxxxx
Not sure OTL will be best pleased with being described as plump and cuddly! I suppose you could call him worse things, plump and cuddly is better than fat and flabby! Poor Snowflake still asleep when transported to the beach, gave me an idea, why don't you and Holly pretend to be asleep then OTL would have to carry you both to the car and then to the beach, beats having to walk! Why didn't you think of that, come on Daisy you are suppose to be intelligent! That sun looks a bit fake but then Essex isn't as sunny as Kent so it has to cheat, don't believe OTL, that isn't the real sun. Poor woofers have been suffering for days, we had fireworks at 11 pm on Sunday, they must have woken people up with a jump.
ReplyDeleteI see the half boat is still there covered in rubbish this time, it doesn't look like it is going anywhere soon unlike the birds who are all gathering and flying around in circles practising their Grand Fly Off to far places. Any more news on Trevor? It's been a tad windy today you may need those coats on again. xxxxx