Monday 6 November 2017

Auntie Chris Visits!

Hi Woofers!

Here we are again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret!

First of all, sad news yesterday. He hear that Toby the Woof has crossed the Rainbow Bridge, so sad to loose a member of the family. Our wishes go out to all the gang.

Today we were up early 'cos Old Two Legs has a load of appointments today, some he doesn't mind and others he just hates!

Come to think on it, all of the visits were costing him money!

No wonder he is a sad OTL today!

First it was the new accountant who seems to charge OTL every time he even thinks about OTL! Then it was down to the Doggy Shop, (without us!!!!!) for some teeth cleaning chews a couple of bottles of disinfectant for the ferret cages and a super grooming brush which has a button on the handle to take off all the hair that gets stuck in the metal bristles!

Dead smart it is too!

Next it was the dentist who prodded and poked and stabbed and tapped with a dentist hammer on his sore tooth and then asked ....(Does that Hurt?)

You know it took two nursing assistants, and the receptionist, to prise OTL's fingers from the dentists throat!

Yes, that also cost a fortune as well!

To add insult to injury, the parking ticket machine ate one of his fifty pence pieces and he had to put another one in so he could park his car for the full hour!

Next stop was B&Q for a new shower head and flexi pipe 'cos the other one in the shower was getting all covered with chalk from the hard water we have in our area!

The new one looks dead smart and the pipe is a bit longer, so showering a woofer before she gets a hair cut will be easier!

While all this was happening, we got a visit from Auntie Chris who came over for a visit for a chat and a walk along the beach with us.

Just to show off, I decided to go in for a paddle and get my tummy all wet! It was lovely, I hadn't been in for a swim for ages!

Of course, I got told off, but let's face it, do I care?

Holly stayed on the beach and kept her nose out of the sand!

Her eyes are getting much better now and the only gunk in her eyes is the stuff OTL puts in there morning and night!

We didn't take Freddy and Wendy but they got a cuddle and a tickle on the tummy from Chris!

Freddy wanted to play games but Auntie Chris isn't too confident handling ferrets and of course, Freddy could sense this and played up a little!

Naughty Freddy!

All too soon Chris was off 'cos she had a busy day planned.

OTL arrived home and we gave him a big 'Woofer Welcome' especially as he had two boxes of Teeth Cleaning Chews!

Just to help him relax, we let him install the new shower and demonstrate the three settings. There was the 'Gentle Rain' setting which sort of covered the shower then there was the 'Bit Stronger to Wash your Backside'!

Finally there is the 'If you Point That At Me I'll Bite you Bum' setting! That's the one that could give you a hair cut with just the water!

Mind you, it may be good for helping The Missus to get the ink off her fingers!

We are now off to see wot OTL has for dinner and just how much we can pinch!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.

2 comments:

  1. Evening little maties. Well OTL has had an expensive day, poor chap. That shower sounds ferocious. Didn't you find the sea a bit cold? It was very frosty down here this morning and all the cars were covered in frost. I'm glad to hear that Holly's eyes are much better. Did Auntie Chris bring you any chews to munch on? I like visitors, I like looking in their bags to see if I can find something to munch on, even though I'm not allowed to munch on things. My mum always tells the dentist that if he doesn't hurt her then she won't hurt him, maybe OTL should start telling the dentist something like that. I've had a quiet day today cos my mum was at work this morning and this afternoon but she has tomorrow off so there will be lots of snuggles. My mum put my little warm bed on her bed now cos it's getting quite cold here and she doesn't want me getting cold. Did I tell you that we got the results of my wee test? It came back perfick ...... as I knew it would cos my wee wouldn't be anything other than perfick. My mum is home now so we're going to start our snuggling. Have a lovely evening all and hope there are some muggings for you to look forward too. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and Mr Nipper xxxxxxxxxx

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  2. Hello again there Daisy, my my, OTL has been a busy bunny today spending lots of money and then working on the house, that shower seems different and I wondered whether OTL put his swimming trunks on to demonstrate how the different settings work, he could do a video! TM was busy as well with entertaining Auntie Chris, catching up on all the news did you eaves drop any good gossip?
    We went to Gravesend today and there was a notice "Do not feed the pigeons" with all the reasons why, can make them aggressive to people not feeding them, makes them breed more, food attracts vermin etc. etc.. Well, there was a man scattering a big bag of seeds on the ground and if he had told the birds that only the swans and gulls were allowed to peck but definitely NOT the pigeons they would not have understood! The tide was out and there were 30-40 swans some walked across the mud to get onto the shore but others swam as far as they could in the mud before walking the rest, they were covered in mud with only their necks and backs left white. After their lunch they lined up to preen it all off and we left them to it. We met a little black and white dog called Daisy who was very well behaved, quite small, short haired and chubby, I don't know what breed she was but she skipped along with her minder and mini TL who was in a buggy.
    I hope the dentist has recovered from his ordeal! xxxxxx

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