Thursday 2 August 2018

Holly plays The Tart, again!


Hello Woofers!

Us back again! Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Midd Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

Another super hot day today. We went out this morning and both Holly and I had our new harnesses on.

Dead smart we looked as well!

The only problem with the harnesses is that they really should be for Autumn or Winter time or even maybe early Spring when there is a chill in the air.
Today it felt a little too warm and in fact at the lunchtime stroll we got Old Two Legs to remove the harnesses all together!

This morning was fun though, especially when Holly spotted Bert and said she was going to 'Wind Him Up'.

That means Holly is about to play The Tart again!

These things do look good but they get a bit warm under the legs!
 While OTL was trying to stop me from rolling in a real stinky sniff, Holly had wandered on a bit and sat down.

Hey! She says over her shoulder, 'Look what is coming over the hill!

I Spy with My Little Eye, something beginning with Dozy Bozo!
 Sure enough coming over the hill was Bert, on his lead as usual.

Hey Girlie, wait for me!
 'Here' says Holly with a wicked look in her eye, 'Let's have some fun!

Look into my eyes Bert my boy!
 Poor Bert, he is in love with Holly but all she does is wind him up something rotten!

Bert stood for a while looking at Holly who didn't move a muscle and Bert still couldn't move away 'cos he was staring into her eyes!

Wot lovely Big Brown Eyes you have my dear!
 That was it, Bert moved just one hair closer and Holly jumped sideways!

Fooled Ya!
Holly bounced off laughing her tail off and poor Bert was left all on his own watching her waddle off down the hill!

She can be a terrible tease sometimes and it seems that Bert gets it every time!

It's a good job Archie Babe isn't here, he'd sort her out!

We were glad to read that Archie Babe's TL is back and giving her orders, poor Boy, stuck between a rock and a hard place!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Eric de Ferret and Monty de Ferret!

2 comments:

  1. They do look very smart those harnesses but I wonder whether red means danger, did OTL consider the danger symbol when he chose them and do they have a skull and crossbones on the handle? Are they quick drying for when you accidently roll in a nasty substance that happens to be crossing your path at the time? Holly had better watch out or Bert will pick her up by that handle next time and then what will she do!!! Been hot today, I went to the TL vet to give some blood and she couldn't find any so I had holes in both arms and big lumps of cotton wool and plaster on both sides. Eventually with a small needle she managed to get enough blood to fill up one of those bucket things so I had to rest when I got home! Have a good fishy Friday, we are off looking for the seaside. xxxxxx

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  2. Yo maties. Well I've been diddled today, my mum said to my boy shall we go up the shops, now I went out into the kitchen to wait for my harness to be put on and do you know, do you know, they left me behind, something about if my mum didn't feel too good then my boy wouldn't have to worry about me as well as her.............. wot a cheek!!!!!! Well I've paid her back for that, I've spent the day demanding scoff, wees, poos and just get off yer butt and sort me out!!!!! My boy said he'll take me out later when it cools down. I don't think I'm going to let her go to the TL vet again, she's far too dozy after going there. Did I tell you about the nora batty stockings they gave her? Well she comes home yesterday with these orrible grey/green stockings on, did they look funny or wot. Now your red harness' are real posh, maybe they should have given her red stockings. Now that Holly is getting a right tart and if she don't watch out I won't be giving her the glad eye when I come down next. Smashing pictures today. I managed to find a decent sniff in the garden for a nice roll this morning. My mum wasn't too pleased, she said if I do it again she'll ring Caroline the groomer and I'll have to go and have a bath. Right I'd better go and get my mum moving, after all, wouldn't want her to get a DVT from sitting on her bum. Have a lovely evening all. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and the Nippers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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