Tuesday 21 July 2020

Happy Birthday Archies Boy!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.

OK, now you all know who's birthday it is today? So, we are going to sing our Happy Birthday Song, so, after twenty six, ready............?

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24......25........26............

Happy Birthday Mr Boy
Have you got your birthday toy
Kick it all around the garden
Just don't step in the Poo!

Now what prezzies did he get? Bet he got some chews and then maybe a Raw Hide Chew and a bag of tennis balls so he can play with Archie Babe in the lounge!

The weather has been here and there today, it started off nice and warm with some bright fluffy clouds.

Yep! That's wot we call fluffy!
 Down on the sea front there were not so many Two Legs today, mind you, we pulled into the first car park and it was solid with cars but when we got to the beach we couldn't see any of them, like they had all disappeared into the bushes!

Where have all the TL's gone, long time passing!
Mind you, I didn't mind cos OTL took off my harness when we were at the top of the hill and I stood there looking at the water, then he coughed and I was off like a shot!

Shall I, shall I, maybe I will, Shall I..............................
 Then I was off!

Next stop the water!

Oooh! It cools down all the important bits!
Holly stayed up on the sea wall while I had a super paddle.

Then we headed off back to the car, with a short stop at the bench on top of the hill.

As we were going through the forest, Holly and I met up with this sniff,  I mean, this was a sniff you could die for, a sniff that said 'Roll In Me!'

So we did.

OTL just kept on wandering on ahead not realising we had stopped!

After a little while we caught him up................

Well, we were poo'ed up from nose to tail and all over our backs down to our tails and all the way around our legs, and the poo, it was attracting flies from all over the place!

We stunk!

Back home we were marched straight up to the shower and proceeded to get the soapiest shower we had ever had. There were lumps of poo floating around the shower and we were blasted with the power shower head that can strip paint at sixty feet!

It was horrid!

It was wet and we didn't like it a bit!

Well, it took a while before we were blasted clean and it took four towels to dry us off and we got told to sit in the corner and not say a word.

I mean, they had bacon sarnie for lunch and we didn't get a sniff, not even a tiny bit of bacon, just ..................SIT! AND STAY!

Never mind, maybe Archie Babe's Boy will share his Plawn Clackers with us tonight!

See you tomorrow.

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.

3 comments:

  1. Yo maties. Well my mum heard there was a bit of a to do at yours today, I guessed wot it was, I reckoned you'd found the sniff to end all sniffs, I really wish I could have joined you in the roll in the super sniff. Now that was just plain mean to take away your sniff and not even give you a morsel of the bacon sarnie as a sorry for removing the super sniff. Maybe I won't come to yours if I fall out with my mum again. Now, talking of sniffs, which we was, my mum has had a ruby murray for her tea, the whole house stinks of it now. I did manage to get a small taste of it, she dropper her fork and it had some on it and it sort of splatted, I was very good, I cleaned the carpet for her. Now she had this ruby with some pillow rice with cardigan seeds ...... she made me step away cos she said it would burn my butt on the way out. My boy loved the song, he's having his tea a bit later on account of him being on a 2 hour conference call for work. He hasn't got a ruby, he's got is favourite beefburgers with chips cos that's wot he wanted for his birthday tea. He got lots of t-shirts, some work shirts and some shorts and some smelly stuff to splash on to get the ladies sniffing him. I find I don't need to splash on smelly stuff to attract the ladies, so he must be not rolling in enough stuff. Glad you enjoyed your dip in the sea. Hope the bits of poo don't bung up the shower or Mrs TM and OTL will get brown feet. My boy said if he was having plawn clackers, he would gladly share them with us all. Take care and have a good evening, I'm going now cos my mum had a glass of the giggle stuff with her ruby and she reckons the noise of me typing on the keys is giving her a tad of a headache. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little (sniffless) Arch and the Nippers. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  2. Yo maties, my boy really loves your song. He's really surprised how good you all are at counting. He said to say, thank you very much and he hopes you find just as good a sniff tomorrow. xxxx love from Archie's boy xxxxxxx

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  3. Oh my goodness me . . . poor OTL having to put up with 2 stinky dogs in the car all the way home. Sorry girls, but it sounds like you NEEDED that shower!

    Happy Birthday to ArchieBabe's Boy for yesterday.

    Hugs, Sarn xxx

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