Hi Woofers!
Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret here.
Well, it happened, after a good run this morning, joined by Eric! we had some fun playing 'Hunt the Squeaky Ball' then it came to lunch time and instead of heading off to the sea side, Old Two Legs got the hair cutting stuff out of the shed!
There is the 'Table of Death' and the 'Executioners Chair' followed by the 'Jet Powered Hair Drier'! Then there's the 'Dunking Bucket' which is used to store 'Acid Based Shampoo'!
Holly said OTL was pretending and that he had received instructions from The Missus to clear up the shed.
I didn't agree 'cos OTL also got the shavers and scissors and that blindfold that goes over your eyes so you can't see when your getting shaved!
Next thing we see is OTL with the harnesses and a smile on his chops as he asked if we wanted to go for a walk?
Does a dog like sniffs?
So, off we went and enjoyed a super time on the beach, rolling in the sand and not getting told off either!
We couldn't work it out why OTL wasn't telling us not to roll in the sniffs!
Well, that lasted until we got home and I was first to get invited to enter the shower cubical and I got it, shmapoo in every orifice I posses!
All that sand and sniff got washed out of me and down the plug hole!
I mean, what a thing to do to a puppy!
Well, that was followed by that 'Jet Powered Hair Drier' thingy that blasted away so hard that I thought my hair was being blown away!
Well, I won't go into too many details but I lost a couple of kilos of hair and my butt got shaved as well.
It was just the same for Holly and she got shaved as well but when she was let loose, she dragged her butt over the carpet cos it was itchy!
I was lucky, that didn't happen to me but I think the anti tick stuff goes on tomorrow and that itches!
See you all tomorrow.
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.
Yo maties. Well wot a nasty thing to do to a beautiful pair of woofers. Do you know, I always liked OTL but I'm not so sure now after hearing your story of the cruel doings he did to you and Holly chops today. My mum made me go for a walk this morning and I didn't want to go, I was telling her I could feel some rain drops but she dragged me up the road, how nasty is that and do you know I was right, cos come dinner time down came the rain. Now I don't do wet, I don't do damp and I don't do moist but try getting that through to my mum. I'm sure you and Holly chops are still beautiful though, even with the acid based shampoo. If I were you two, tomorrow when you go out, look for the sniffiest sniffs and have really good roll in them, make sure you grind your shoulders right down into the sniffs. Sometimes I wonder about these TL's, they say they love us woofers and then they go and do these really mean things to us and upset us. If you see them clippers and that hot air blaster, chew the flex on them and then they won't work. Take care all and have a good evening. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little (on strike for better conditions to woofers) Arch and the Nippers. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ReplyDeleteButt(!) I bet you both look even more beautiful than normal.
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