Hello Woofers!
Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret here!
It's been a horrid day today.
It started this morning when we were walking around the old golf course in the morning fog that lasted all day. There we were being good little woofers when we came across some hard baked fox poo that had matured to perfection.
Holly and I had a poo each but when we started to go for the 'Woofer Roll' Old Two Legs started jumping up and down and shouted at us call us Smelly Mutts!
That is just not on!
Back home OTL was dashing around like a Greyhound on Speed! The cages were cleared and the caravan got a quick clean, most strange.
Then you know what happened?
He hitched up the caravan and drove off up the road, on his own, without us!
Seems that the van needs some remedial work on the floor pan where the water had got in and caused some delamination to the plywood floor.
He was gone for hours and hours!
When he did get back, he said 'Hello' and headed off to the office to do his 'Month End' paperwork and other boring stuff.
I mean, wot a terrible thing to do to a pair of woofers!
See you tomorrow,
Luv,
Daisy, Holly, Miss Wendy and Eric de Ferret.
Sounds like a boring day for all of you! We only had fog this morning. Xxx
ReplyDeleteYo maties. We had a very foggy day and now it's raining. Now last night when I went to bed, I was pondering the TL trying to fly, now I gave it my best thoughts and I was thinking about currants and thermals, speed and propulsion. Do you know I came to the conclusion that that particular TL forgot to put on his thermal knickers and had eaten too many cakes with currants in them, thus, he was weighed down and would have caught a chill if he had taken off. Now then, there's the speed and propulsion problems, he wasn't running fast enough and he didn't have a big enough drop to get a bit of wind under his sail, you've only got to look at the birds, now they take off from the top of a tree, so they have a good height, wot he needed was to go to Dover or Beachy Head, have a very fast run and take off from the edge of the cliffs ......... there you go, he would have been airborne in no time, so if you see him again, get Holly chops to explain the airydynamics to him and he'll be sorted. Now to today's problem, OTL should have taken you with him when he hitched up the caravan, you could have helped him. It's really not very nice to leave woofers at home. Sadly we didn't get a lay in this morning on account of my mum wanting to get to the shops before the hordes and then to vets before they got busy. So there was little me, left home alone, all sad in my cage. It's quite cold here so I was quite happy being in the warm and out of the wind and rain. I had a nice siesta after lunch and my mum joined me for 20 minutes for a power nap. Shame you didn't get to have a sample of the fox poo, I expect it was just right with an outer crust and a softer centre, just the job for a good roll around. Better luck tomorrow girls. Take care and stay safe all and have a nice warm snuggly evening. Love, licks, wags and sniffs from little Arch and the others. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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