Saturday, 25 October 2014

A Lazy Saturday!

Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles back again!

We had a great evening last night, Holly and I were on the sofa eating one of our chews and singing 'Cat Hunting' songs!

Old Two Legs said that they were rude songs and we shouldn't sing so loud!

That made us sing even louder!

Well, any songs about cats just has to be rude, I mean, they deserve it!

We had a good sleep as well 'cos we managed to take over The Missus's side of the bed and stretch out and we got a good, undisturbed, sleep.

No snoring!

We were up early and down the beach for a run. Mr Brambles had fun climbing over the rocks and saying that he wouldn't fall into the mud, unlike Miss Snowflake!

Look! I'm Dry!
We climbed up the hill to the path and Mr Brambles kept creeping up behind us and calling out 'WOOF'!

Silly Ferret!

Watch out! He's creeping up again!
 I dived off the side and was having a sniff when Miss Snowflake crept up behind me, under the grass!

Sneaky Sneaky Catch a Woofer!
That Snowflake can be very sneaky sometimes!

Back home OTL went up into the loft and was fiddling about with boxes and making up bits of stuff, mostly boring stuff!

Well, it keeps him busy!

Lunchtime we were out again and the tide was right in!

We got down on the beach and spotted a fisherman throwing worms into the sea. I rushed over and told him to 'Get out the sarnies' 'cos Holly was coming!

Oi! Get out your sarnies!
The greedy fisherman had eaten his sarnies so poor Holly Dog had to go hungry!

Up the path a bit, we spotted a goose, Holly reckoned it was tasty looking and set off to find out if it tasted like chicken!

Holly was just not fast enough and the good flew off to the sea! I dived in the water but OTL called me back and said that the 'Brent Goose' was a 'Protected Bird' and we couldn't eat it!

No! You can't eat it!
Spoil Sport!

Further along the Sea Wall we came across another fisherman who was sort of singing. Well, that's what it sounded like to us!

Here Fishy Fishy, Hop Upon My Dishy!
You meet some strange Two Legs on a Saturday!

I had a splash about in the water and played 'Fetch' with a stick that I ended up chewing to bits!

OK, I got the stick again!
 Up on the Sea Wall there was another Bozo Two Legs with a camera, I don't know what it is but he was taking pictures of the sea, I mean, it's flat and wet! What more do you want to know!

Look! Water and it's Flat you Bozo!
Back home we had a snooze and I rolled around on the bed, just to dry off!

Tonight OTL is planning to have a Meat Pie and Chips and we have got Lambs Heart!

After we may have another sing song and this time we could try some songs about Bozo Labradors!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Friday, 24 October 2014

High Diving Snowflake!

Hello Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles here to see you!

Now, first of all I got to say sorry 'cos this morning I was fiddling with the blog and managed to wipe out yesterdays blog!

Claw Trouble!

Still, today has been great fun. We were up early 'cos The Missus was crashing about downstairs packing all her Glue and Glitter ready for her week 'Baby Sitting' up in Coventry!

She even woke up the ferrets and they made such a noise 'cos they thought their milk was being served!

We headed off to the beach after the ferrets finally off finished their milk!

Miss Snowflake wanted to explore the rocks again and this time there was more water than yesterday and it wasn't long before she managed to get lost!

Hang on, how do I get down?
 Snowflake was getting in a panic and started to call for help!

Help! I'm slipping off!
That was it, we heard her calling and we sped off down the beach, 'Puppies To The Rescue'!

Here come The Puppies!
Unfortunately, we just weren't quick enough and just as we arrived........ 

I'm falling!
Poor Miss Snowflake landed on her butt and got mud all over her tail as well! She was not a Happy Ferret!

She did her 'Pick Me Up Daddy' and spent some time cuddled up in his arm, wiping the mud off onto OTL's coat!

Back home we waved TM bye bye and settled down for a snooze while OTL did some more work!

Lunchtime we were back again and the tide was in, so, you know what that means!

Periscope Up!
It was great fun and I managed to get loads of swims off almost all the beach from the fence all the way to the Sea Wall!

When we got to the Sea Wall there were a couple of old Woofers enjoying a paddle in the water. Holly was most interested 'cos they were both wearing Life Jackets' and we had never seen doggy life jackets before!

Yes, it's just in case we get out of breath!
 After the walk we had to go into town to deliver some stuff so OTL wrapped me up in our Doggy Towel and I lay on the front seat while he switched on the 'Heated Seat' thingy.

It was sooo warm and comfortable that I fell asleep and by the time we got home, I was dry again!

So, we are now back home and OTL is rummaging through the fridge looking for tonight's meal, Holly did suggest he try Doggy Scoff but that didn't go down too well!

See you all tomorrow!

Have a good weekend!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake (with a mucky butt) and Mr Brambles!

Wednesday, 22 October 2014

Five Years Old Today!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles here and It's Our Birthday today, well Holly and Me, not Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles!

Wot a day! We had a really super bowl full of Chuck Steak, slow cooked, for our breakfast and The Missus says there is some left for tomorrow!

We got Old Two Legs to sign us 'Happy Birthday' before he really woke up this morning and the ferrets joined in the chorus as well!

When we were out on our walk there were woofers all over the place calling out 'Happy Birthday' and one Bozo Labrador, who was lost, ran around the bushes four times, calling out 'Happy Birthday' each time until his owner came to fetch him!

Happy Birthday, Again and Again and Again and Again!
 Holly said 'Thank You' but whispered 'Wot a Bozo!'

Down on the beach we had a great time chasing each other all over the place and we even found some smelly's to roll in and we were too far away from OTL for him to stop us! 

Hey! There's another Smelly here!
OTL was back down the beach untangling Mr Brambles from his lead 'cos he got tangled up by rolling around in the ferret bag.

Once he had been sorted out, we couldn't see Miss Snowflake anywhere, then we spotted her creeping up behind OTL!

OK, I'm getting back in the bag again!
Sneaky Ferret or Wot!

You know she tried the same trick as yesterday but as it was a bit warmed today she was tempted out onto the ground and she had a good run down the hill!

Back home, after our steak breakfast, we had a good long snooze and woke up in time for our lunchtime walk.

OTL said we could choose where we went at lunchtime, so I said I wanted to go back to the New Park but Holly said she was bored with that idea 'cos all I was interested in was swimming, which was right!

So, instead we headed off to The Forest to see the squirrels and the Heeland Coos!

We said hello to the coos and they wished us a Happy Birthday and off we went to see what sniffs we could find!

No sniffs but it looks 'Woody'!
 I soon found that the piles of leaves everywhere that were great for running in and they also hid some interesting sniffs!

Ooooh! There's a new sniff!
Of course, we were both looking for the squirrels 'cos they should be scurrying around looking for nuts!

Sssh! I think there's one over there behind the tree!
 We saw a few but they were either too far away or too high in the trees for us to get them!

How on earth do you get up that high?
 We were walking back to the car when we both heard a small voice singing 'Happy Birthday' to us.

We just couldn't see who it was, that was until OTL spotted our mystery singer!

'appy Birthday to you, 'appy Birthday to Yoooo!
 Holly said 'Thank You' to Mr Spider and we headed off to the Doggy Shop where OTL said we could choose our presents and I chose a few packs of Chicken Fillets and Holly chose a couple of bones and OTL chose Teeth Cleaning Chews!

So, tonight we are looking forward to mugging OTL for some of his dinner, well, you have got have a go!

See you all tomorrow and we will be five years and one day old!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Tuesday, 21 October 2014

The Storm is Coming!


Hello Woofers!

We're back again, Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake an Mr Brambles!

Here in Sunny North Kent the clouds are gathering and the wind is getting up!

That storm they had over in the U.S.A. is heading our way and already the signs are that we are in for some wet weather!

All today Old Two Legs has been getting messages from Calmac, the Scottish Ferry people telling him that the Lochaline to Fishnish ferry has been stopped from sailing due to the high winds!

The Lochaline to Fishnish ferry is the one we use to get over to the Isle of Mull but today we don't plan to go to the Isle of Mull, so we're OK!

Mind you, when we got to the beach it was all dark clouds and some drops of rain!

Stormy Old Weather!
We were not sure but both Mr Brambles and Miss Snowflake were trying to get back into the ferret bag as soon as OTL got them out on the beach!

Mr B, after a little while, decided that he would brave the rain but Miss Snowflake just wanted to cuddle up to OTL and stayed snuggled up in his arm, that was until she wanted a wee, then she scrabbled to get down, got put down, had a wee, then scrabbled up OTL's leg as far as she could go asking to be picked up again!

OTL relented, not being sure if she was scared or unwell or knew something we didn't! So, for most of the walk she was getting a cuddle, that was until the last bit when she asked to get down, had a wash in the wet grass, sniffed a few sniffs and chased Mr B to give his ear a lick!

Just to be on the safe side, OTL checked the ferret poo carefully when he was cleaning out their poo trays 'cos you can tell a lot by the state of their poo. When Mr B got a dose of ECE, his poo was almost bright neon green and sniffed terrible!

Talking of ECE, it's stopped a lot of Ferret Shows in the UK and can be easily passed from one ferret to the next be contact or in the air or even by the handler at the show. That's how we think Mr B picked up his virus and he had to have a course of injections which cost OTL his 'Beer Money' for the week!

So, poo tray inspected and found to be 'Normal', so we reckon Miss S was just pulling a flanker and decided that a cuddle was better than a walk in the wet grass!

Back home it was 'Snoozy Time' especially as all we had to eat was 'Doggy Scoff', I mean, it's just not right feeding us that stuff, it's YUK!

Lunchtime it was still 'on and off' rain and when we went to the sea wall we saw a rain cloud pass over the Thames Estuary.

Looks wet over there!
There was one Bozo of a Two Legs who was looking at the mud while balancing on a rock. Holly and I were woofing him to 'Jump'!

But he didn't!

Go On Bozo, JUMP!
OTL told us to 'Behave' and had a walk on the sand and the beach. He tried to tell us that a big storm was coming and we had better get under the sea wall, so we did, but soon saw that we were being fooled 'cos the sky wasn't cloudy where we were!

Is it raining yet!
We have been looking at the records OTL keeps on his computer and we have found out that Holly an me are four years, three hundred and sixty four days old!

We know that 'cos tomorrow is our birthday and we will be five years old!

OTL said he would take us up to the Doggy Shop and we can choose our birthday present!

Roll on Tomorrow!

Bye bye for now,

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Monday, 20 October 2014

I get Wet and Meet a Gruffalo and Mr Brambles goes Indian!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles here!

Wot a day we have had, first of all, we were up late, not too late but late enough not to see any rabbits! Holly and I hunted all over the place but they had all gone back to bed!

Not a Rabbit to be seen!
When we got down to the beach, almost all of the birds had flown off as well, except one gull that was flying over the top of us and calling out 'Hello Girls!'

Hello Girls!
Mr Brambles had the pickle in him today and set about chasing Miss Snowflake up and down the beach and every time she turned around to tell him to 'Clear Off!' he would roll on his back and say 'Tickle me Tummy Mummy!'

In the end even Snowflake was laughing!

Then he found a feather and stuck it in his harness and said he was a red Indian!

Me Indian!
He said that his Great, Great, Great Uncle Droopy Tail was one of the 'Brown Butt' tribe and he was the leader of the hunting pack that went out each day and caught food for the tribe!

Then he demonstrated how to crawl along the rocky hills in search of game!

Big Chief Brambles!
Back home Holly got her medicine squirted down her throat again, that Old Two Legs id getting too good at that!

After breakfast we headed off to the dump with a load of stuff which took ages to unload 'cos OTL had to put different bits in different bins!

By the time he had finished it was time for our midday walk and as we were so close, we went to the New Park again!

We hadn't been there for ages, so it was fun sorting out the new sniffs!

So much space, So many Sniffs!
Holly and I did a poo as soon as possible so we could concentrate on the sniff count but a really Dopey Bozo of a Labrador came up to and just sat in front of OTL looking at the Poo Bags thinking OTL had something for him to eat!

Just how dopey can you get!

Is That Food?
We had fun jumping onto the seats and woofing at the cattle in the fields, they didn't take any notice of us but I suppose they must get bored with all the woofers that use the park each day!

OTL was taking photos of us on the seat and Holly did a pose and said ' Don't Say A Word!'

Then we all fell about laughing 'cos we all know the answer!

Don't even think it!
I remembered where the swimming hole was and ran ahead to get in first. When I got there it was empty of woofers, so in I went and I even got Holly to have a paddle! OTL came along and he threw the ball in and I swam to get it back!

OK, Next time You swim out for it!
 The trouble with tennis balls is they are just too big for my mouth and in the end it drifted off to the centre of the swimming hole and OTL called me back and told me to 'Leave it Alone'

Shame but there's always next time!

Off we went along the path to the car and OTL had to put our leads on 'cos we were in a 'Controlled Zone', soppy idea but we still had to have our lead on.

It was as OTL clipped the lead onto my collar that I spotted it!

I stopped!

Holly tried to walk ahead and OTL tried to drag me along.

I wasn't having any of it!

There was a big nasty dangerous looking thing up near the Poo Bin!

'Come on' says OTL 'There's nothing there'

Oh Yes There Is, I could see it!

I don't care, I don't like it, I don't trust it and I'm not moving!
 It took a bit of pulling and pushing and walking on the other side of the path but in the end we got past it!

Monster's R Us!
Back home for a rub down with the Doggy Towel and a snooze until dinner time!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles!

Sunday, 19 October 2014

OTL gets Holly sorted!

Hello Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles here.

Wot a lovely Sunday it has been, there was a little rain first thing this morning but it was only a few drips, not even worth putting our raincoats on for!

Mind you, Old Two Legs missed out on a super sunrise. As we left home to go to the beach, we looked across and the sun was coming up over the horizon and was a super deep red and golden looking. What with the dark clouds above and below it, it looked really dramatic!

Unfortunately, by the time we got down to the beach it had all changed and the dramatic had turned to the 'Just Pretty'!

Pretty, but not a Wow!
 Miss Snowflake decided to have a wander in the rock pools again and this time managed to hop from rock to rock without getting too wet!

Look! Just a damp paw this time!
Of course, Mr Brambles just had to out do Snowflake but this time he got himself into a bit of a pickle and landed on a big pointed rock! Holly, Snowflake and I shouted for him to 'Jump!' but he said he was a ferret, not a parachutist!

No! I'm not going to jump!
In the end OTL had to pick him up and carry him back to the beach! We all laughed and made fun of him!

Back home, before we had our Lambs Heart, Holly had to have her medicine and so far she had been making OTL cross when she kept spitting the pill back out, after OTL had shoved it down the side of her tongue!

This morning was different, OTL chopped the pill up into small bits and then shoved them down the nozzle of the syringe that holds the paste that she has to have as well. Then. he runs the nozzle down the side of Holly's tongue and gave it a good squirt and Holly got everything in one hit!

OTL then held Holly's nose up in the air and she just had to swallow it all!

1-0 to OTL!

OTL spent the morning up in the loft pulling more stuff out to send to the dump and now the big car is almost full of stuff ready for a trip on Monday!

Lunchtime we were out and met up with a young Husky type of woofer who was about seven months old. He was already about three times the size of Holly and me!

Being so young, he was being a bit of a Bozo and Holly had to woof him into place!

Oi! Stop being a Bozo!
Holly and I found that sniff she was rolling in yesterday and I managed to get a roll myself before OTL called me a 'Smelly Nelly' and told me to 'Get Up'!

Spoil sport!

This is Sooo Good!
 Back home, it was back up into the loft again before OTL get fed up and decided he needed a rest in the big chair in the lounge!

Holly thought it was a good idea as well, so she joined him and they both had a snooze.

Me? I went up on the bed and fell asleep under the duvet!

OTL's got curry tonight, so that should make him a Happy Puppy!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Saturday, 18 October 2014

Mon Sewer Barney Again and OTL misses out on a curry!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles here again!

It's Saturday and The Missus was up early packing all her stuff for the 'Village Crop'. So much stuff and she only makes one card!

Still, it gets us out early and down the beach while the sun was still shining!

Both ferrets were in a rush to get out of the bag, we think that Mr Brambles cracked one off and both ferrets were blaming each other!

Miss Snowflake came across a crab that had been eaten by a gull. We think it was a gull 'cos the shell had been opened and the body eaten but the legs were still there!

Snowflake said that she had fancied a bit of crab meat but as there was none left she had to go without!

OK Who been nibbling my crab?
 Before leaving home Old Two Legs had received instructions to get a curry out of the freezer and thaw it out for his meal tonight.

'Yes Sir' he said and then was busy taking down the other instructions he was receiving, vacuuming, dusting, carpet sweeper, rubbish out, garden weeded, windows cleaned, empty dishwasher, the list went on forever!

That list was Soooo Long!

We all had fun on the beach and having a paddle then we headed back to the car.

Half way up the hill, Snowflake gave me a nip on my leg, which made me jump and she was lucky that I didn't give her a nip, it was only OTL shouting 'NO' that stopped me from showing what my teeth can do!

Just as I was thinking of things you could do with a ferret on a Saturday evening, like 'Ferret Stew' or 'Ferret Kebab' or Ferret & Chips' I heard a loud woof and Barney came bouncing down the hill to see us!

'Bonjour!' he called out, 'allo mon amie' 'Long Time No See!'

We told him about our trip to North Yorkshire and he told us all about his holiday in the South of France.

He said that it was difficult getting back to speaking in English 'cos he has been so used to speaking French to the locals!

Show Off!

'Bonjour Mon Sewer Ferret!'
 Mind you, he didn't know what to make  of the ferrets and when I mentioned that they bite, he stayed well away!

Holly was fascinated with Barney's accent and said she could listen to it all day, soppy little pudding that she is!

and so, Holly, what do you think of Yorkshire?
After Barney left we headed for home where OTL took a look at the 'list of jobs' and decided to start with the gutters, so there he was, swinging about at the top of the ladder taking out all the moss that had rolled off the roof into the gutter and was blocking the rain water from going down the pipe.

There was a lot of it, moss as well as water!

He was filling the bucket up with moss and emptying it into the rubbish bin in front of the house when he was accosted by canvassers for the political parties, all looking for him to vote for them.

OTL was not happy about being stopped from working and who ever turned up, he told them he was voting for the other candidate!

That got rid of them, except one who asked if there was anything he could do for OTL, 'Yes' says OTL, 'How are you for cleaning my gutters?'

OTL was laughing his head off as the canvasser legged it down the road!

We had a good snooze, except when we were woken up by the ladder banging on the walls as OTL worked his way around the house.

Next job was to start filling the big car up with all the rubbish he is to take to the dump. There was loads from the loft and loads that TM had decided to bin and the loft still had loads to be thrown away!

Having filled the car up, we decided he needed a break, so we took him back down to the beach again!

Holly found a sniff on the beach that was just too good to pass by, so she stopped and when she worked out OTL was too far up the beach to stop her, she had a good roll!

Sooooo Goooood!
 I found some of thos things the little two legs make with their buckets, they call them 'Sand Castles'.

Holly said they looked more like 'Bucket Moulds'!

Nah! They should dig holes like wot we do!
I was having fun identifying all the different sniffs along the path and just for fun, I told Holly who had been sitting on the bench and at the end there was a real 'Pongy' bit, so, I said that it sniffed just like Holly!

Pheeew! Holly was here!
Back home again, OTL was back up in the loft with the vacuum cleaner working away at all the dust and spiders and dead insects. In fact, he was working so hard that the vacuum cleaner stopped working, it had over heated!

Poor OTL, he had to go back to the hand brush and broom!

At half four he was off to pick TM up at the hall and on the way back she asked him, 'Did you get the curry out?'

Oh dear! It looks like OTL will have to share our Doggy Scoff tonight!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

Friday, 17 October 2014

It's Friday and OTL is still working!

Hi Woofers!

Us again, Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.

No BBC camera crew on the beach this morning, they had done all their stuff yesterday. Old Two Legs found out it was a 'Thriller' scheduled for next year sometime. We are not going to bother promoting it 'cos they never begged us to star in the production and lets face it, if you come into our territory and not ask us to star, well, no help from us sun shine, yer on yer own!

The ferrets were in a good mood 'cos the sun was out and down on the beach it was quite warm, in fact, Miss Snowflake almost decided to go for a swim!

She climbed up onto a rock and took such a long time deciding if she should or should not jump in the water that the tide went out and the water disappeared!

Do I or Don't I, Do I or Don't I, Do I or Don't I, Do I or Don't I, Do I or Don't I, Do I or Don't I, Do I or Don't I?
 I didn't wait for the tide to go out, I went straight in, even though OTL was shouting 'NO' 'cos he had come down in the big car and didn't have a towel for me to dry off with!


Wot? Me? Get wet? Never!
 Back home it was fun going up into the loft with OTL and sorting out all his stuff. Holly was still a bit 'Wobbly' 'cos of her Grumbly Tum and she had to take her medicine.

First off she had to have tablet, which she spat out again, so a OTL poked it down the side of her jaw and then shoved it through her back teeth and held her chin up.

She swallowed it, unlike me who is an expert at spitting the pill back out!

Next there was the grey stuff that OTL squirts out of a syringe and through her back teeth, just like the pill.

Holly says it's not too bad and it's fun watching OTL think up all these ways to get the medicine down Holly's throat!

Lunchtime we were back down the beach and the tide had gone right out, in fact it had gone so far we couldn't see the sea!

Holly and I had a game of Hole digging in the sand which I won 'cos I'm so fast at digging!


Ready, Steady..........................................................Go!
We went back to the loft again and OTL was back with the vacuum cleaner, chasing spiders and picking up all the dead insects that had decided to end their days in our loft!

After OTL had put the new lights in the loft, it is amazing just how much we can see up there!

We will be expecting The Missus home soon from her 'Glue & Glitter' bash and OTL will have to give her a run over with the vacuum cleaner just to get all the glitter from out of her hair!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss Snowflake and Mr Brambles.