Friday, 11 August 2017

It's Friday, again!

Hi Woofers!

We are back again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret!

We got up late today, Old Two Legs over slept by a whole thirty minutes!

You just can't trust these TL's!

When we went in to see the ferrets we noticed that Miss May was looking a bit off colour. She had got what Holly suffers from........Grumbly Tum!

She was all well yesterday, bright as a button but this morning all she wanted to do was go back to bed!

OTL cleared out the cage and shovelled out all the poo!

Miss May was put back to bed while Eric got ready for a run on the beach.

Getting out a bit later than normal we noticed that everyone had come and gone!

We had the place to ourselves!

Holly and I had a run up and down the beach while Eric decided that he would try a little sunbathing.

It's no good, I'm missing May!
He would normally have a game with May but today he was on his own and you could tell he was missing her.

We got back and she was still sleeping in her bed but when she heard us she wanted to get out and have a little rampage around the house!

It didn't last long and after a couple of poo's she decided to go back to bed.

She has been waking up during the day for a cuddle with OTL and slurp of Ferretone, then she is back off for another snooze!

We hope she get's better soon.

OTL has been 'Manufacturing' and even The Missus helped, well she took the stuff down to the carrier for shipment!

Lunchtime Fred and Wendy came out for a walk but it was getting a bit warm, so Freddy kept blagging a lift off OTL!

Tomorrow OTL reckons that it would be good to give Holly another haircut 'cos her 'Boots' are looking too big!

As she was the first that OTL tried out the clippers on she has one or two 'Mistakes'!

So, providing the sun is shinning she is destined for a bit of serious pampering!

TM is off to her Master Class so after the cage cleaning and hair cutting we are going to sit down and watch the Game of Thrones that has been recorded!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret

Thursday, 10 August 2017

It's that Pomeranian again!

Yo Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret here!

Down on the beach this morning we bumped into that woofer again! He came running up to the edge of the wall and asked if we could spare a bit of breakfast!

'Breakfast?' Says Holly, 'you mean our ferrets?' 'Yus! Yus! Yus!' says the hairy Pomeranian, 'I really fancy a bit off the flank!'
I fancy a bit of that fat one!
Now you couldn't say that Holly is in love with the ferrets, especially as Eric loves to give her a nip if she doesn't get a move on! But they are 'Our' ferrets and no one messes with our family!

Holly went back up to the top of the Sea Wall and gave some well meant advice to the Pomeranian!

Any more comments like that and I'll pull your tail inside out!
I think that Holly had the right approach 'cos the Pomeranian said 'Sorry' and backed off!




Hey! How do you like my 'Wind Swept Look'?
 You know he had spent so much time looking at May and Eric that his Two Legs came back and put him on a lead!


That'll teach him!
I didn't go in for a swim, it was too cold and the waves were too big!


OK, I'll skip a swim today!

After we had come back from the lunchtime walk, we were up on our day bed getting some snooze time when there was a knock on the front door.

Holly and I gave our 'Woof Off' woof as we do to whoever bangs on the door.

However, this time there was oooo's and aaah's and through the door came three woofers, Alfie, Oscar and Louie!

They were charging about all over the place, woofing and pinching our biscuits!

Holly gave a woof and headed for the bed in the bedroom.

I got all big and brave and jumped onto the chair that Old Two Legs was resting against.

He had sat on the floor so he could play games with these three monsters!

I was sitting behind OTL and looking over his shoulder and every time they cam too close I gave them the Woofers Warning!

They didn't stay too long 'cos they were off to the vets to get there operation checked out.

All three of them have lost their 'Crown Jewels', that'll teach them to pinch our biscuits!

OTL says he thinks we have got Venison Steak tonight so I shall expect a nibble dipped in eggy!

It is good to hear that Izzy's mum has been getting out for a slow walk! It won't be long before she is back down the field doing her rugby training! You didn't know she plays 'Prop Forward' did you!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.

Wednesday, 9 August 2017

Happy Birthday Miss May!

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret back with you again!


Yep! Happy Birthday to little Miss May, she is, we think, four years old, plus or minus six months!


May and her sister, April came to live with us a couple of years ago. After we lost April Miss May was joined by Eric de Ferret who has been a great mate for May.


It is a pity that today has been so wet but we managed to get May and Eric out for a run on the beach this morning. We didn't meet anyone but Old Two Legs got chatting to one of his mates, so we all fell asleep on the sand!


We managed to get back home just before the rain started and the wet has continued ever since!


Lunchtime we didn't get a walk 'cos the rain was falling but OTL promised we can go for a wee in the back garden if we get desperate!


May and Eric went off to the vet to get her distemper jab and May decided not to bite the vet 'cos he was only doing his job!


It was the same vet who operated on Eric when he lost his 'Crown Jewels' so Eric was a little wary of him, even when he got picked up and investigated by the vet who says it looks all OK under Eric's tail!!


It has been raining all afternoon, so we still haven't got out and to be honest we would rather not go out and get wet!


We have been playing games with Eric and May and Holly has even stopped woofing at her, just for today!


So, if you are all ready, we are all going to join in together with the 'Miss May's Happy Birthday' song!


Ready?


On the count of four............One, Three, Four!


Happy Birthday Miss May,
Another Poo on the way,
Please don't bite my bum,
Happy Birthday Miss May!


We have been playing around on Google Translate and managed to sing that to her in 'Ferret Language' which is a little difficult for us woofers and almost impossible for OTL!


May was rolling on her back laughing her tail off when we all sang it to her first of all and she has been asking us to sing it again and again all day!

She says our 'Ferret' is better than English!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.
 

Tuesday, 8 August 2017

Guess Wot?

Hi Woofers!

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret back with you again!

Tomorrow Miss May is off to the vet so she can get stabbed. The ferrets get stabbed against Distemper every two years. Us woofers get stabbed once a year!

Now I reckon there is something wrong there, I mean, what has a ferret got that spreads out the  Distemper stuff for two years?

Still, Old Two Legs says that May should look on it as a good thing 'cos not many ferrets get a Distemper Jab for their birthday!

Yep, tomorrow is May's birthday!

We all reckon she is four years old, plus or minus six months!

Next Tuesday it is Freddy Boys birthday but he doesn't have to be stabbed!

We all reckon Freddy to be five years old, again, plus or minus six months!

Of course, Eric had to show off by saying he is only a year and a bit old and looks better than everyone!


Just get a look at this cool young dude!
 What Eric didn't know was that a new woofer on the block was eyeing him from the Sea Wall and it wasn't until he asked if ferrets taste like chicken that Eric decided to spend some time in the ferret bag!

Oooooh! I bet he does taste like chicken!
 Lunch time we were back again but with Freddy and Wendy. Freddy enjoyed a walk while Miss Wendy decided to stay in OTL's arms until we got to the beach.

I went off swimming straight away, in fact, OTL took my harness off so I don't get it wet. As soon as he had done that I was tearing down the beach and SPLOSH, in I went!

There is nothing like a good splosh to cool you down!
Holly Chops was relaxing on the beach, not getting her paws wet and making 'Angels' in the sand.

It was OK waving her paws up and down but her tail didn't make too much of an impression!

Hey! What do you think of my Angel?
 OTL told her it looked like a turtle had been running up and down the beach and not an angel!

OTL has been busy again this afternoon while Holly and I have been snoozing on the day beds.

Every time Freddy comes down for a wee or a poo, Holly woofs at him, not that Freddy cares but Holly ends up going down stairs 'cos she says that ferret poo is not the sniff she likes!

As if Freddy is bothered!

See you all tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.

Monday, 7 August 2017

It's Monday, so that means Work!

Hello Woofers!

We are here again, Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret!

Well, after Old Two Legs lack of orders over the last week, we have gone potty today! Orders have been arriving like a snow storm and poor OTL has been rushing around like a blue tailed fly!

Of course, that means us woofers have been good woofers and have let him get on with it without too much interference!

First thing this morning we were playing in the sand and both Eric and May said they could easily spend the morning snoozing on the beach.

Any one got a pillow so I can rest my head?

Holly said she could as well, providing someone brought the food along!

A beach is supposed to be the place for a picnic, so, who's got the food?
 I wasn't too fussed about the food, I was more interested in the lack of water!

It would be more fun with something to go Splosh in!
 Lunchtime proved to be fun. You see, when we got down to the beach again there was this dozy Sheep Dog Looking thing that was standing on the beach watching a ball that was floating on the waves. Every so often it decided that the ball had gone out far enough and would rush into the water that came just over her paws, pick the ball up and bring it back to the shore where the ball would get washed out to sea again!

We all had a good laugh at this woofer and just for fun, I stood behind her saying I would get the ball next time it floated out!

We get them all on our beach!
 I never got the ball and I decided to leave them alone, I mean, the Two Legs was just as daft standing there looking at the ball as well!

 OTL went out this afternoon to see some customers and deliver some bits, so Holly and I stood guard up at the bedroom window waiting for him to come back 'cos tonight he has Venison Steak and both Holly and I want to share, providing he has some eggy yoke to dip the venison in!

I just LOVE venison dipped in eggy!

See you tomorrow!

Luv,

Daisy, Holly, Miss May, Miss Wendy, Freddy and Eric de Ferret.